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My friend is becoming a Chad

>Be me
>Have best friend for about 15 years
>Spent tons of time with him, probably more than with my own family during our high school years
>Been through it all, had some great times
>Get to college
>He starts playing on the college's soccer team
>Starts hanging out with Chads and Stacys a lot
>Starts dressing like a normie
>No longer laughs at our inside jokes, even rolls his eyes and says they're stupid
>Hasn't called me in three weeks because he's been hanging out with this Stacy he's trying to fuck

What should I do? Has this happened to anyone else?
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Sounds like an Oblivious Cuckolds plot.
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>>29034216
It's over OP he's not your friend any more
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This happened to me. Just accept that you're only holding your friend back by continuing your friendship.

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>drink 2 energy drinks to try and get some energy and motivation to achieve something today
>take a nap on the couch

who /lowenergy/ here?
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Yep.

>try to study
>succeed for a while
>lay down on bed while studying
>fall asleep
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>wake up
>browse /r9k/ for 5 straight hours

what the hell is wrong with me?
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>eat something
>get really tired
why kami-sama

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How can you kiss a girl and tell her you love her knowing she was an other man's cum dumpster?
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>>29034093
How can you kiss your mom and tell her you love her knowing she is an other man's cum dumpster?
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fuck vurgins
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>>29034093
i'd be too nervous to be near her in the first place

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>friday night
>listening to SOAD and browsing 4chan
>skipped work today due to social anxiety
>didn't leave my computer chair all day
>in the mid of exam period in uni
>passed 2 classes in the last 2 years
>currently 23 years old

I'm seriously fucking depressed.
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Ahw mate don't let it get you down. There are a lot of people who can help you
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>22
>Drop out
>Reliant on parents
>No license
>Never held a job

I'm planning my suicide currently.
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>>29034002
Don't bother with meds. They'll make you more suicidal and emotionally unstable. It's a fucking joke that the pharmaceutical industry makes as much money as it does.

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who here /asexual/ /actualautism/ here?

lvl 22 KV always alone but never get the feeling of loneliness nor desire a gf and intimacy. I rarely open my mouth irl and have no real friends.

I'm in uni studying physics/ applied math and I feel content imagining a future with just me and a pet dog living in Alaska secluded with just books and tools for self sustenance.

Is this such a bad thing? Who feels the same way?
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I don't have a want for sex, but I do have a want for a romantic relationship.

Where does this put me? I've heard the term aromantic being thrown around. I guess I fit that category.
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>>29034220

I can see that being a thing. kinda like the couple from Up
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Hey, If you're happy then fuck the rest of them. If it's what you want to do, then do it.
>>29034220
aromantic means you don't want romance. asexual means you don't want sex. Prefixes are your friend, anon

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Are any of you INTJ's?
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>>29033929
Yes hello.
What do you want?
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>>29033929
Literally retarded, emotional, vulgar, blaming, bullying, pump & dump-minded, insensitive, crude, loud, instinctive, religious, spiritual, crass, presuming, arrogant, dismissive, unfaithful, derisive, spiteful, gullible ESFP here.
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>>29033929
Yeah, what?
This needed to be original.

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Anyone else suffering with psychosis?
It's not schizophrenia, right guys?
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>>29033895
Not necessarily.
Go to a doctor, mate. I'm serious.
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>>29033895
>Anyone else suffering with psychosis?
nope, i take 700mg quetiapine every day
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>>29035167
holy shit anon do you get any high from it?

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Bout to graduate robots! Any tips?
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Crush up all the paracetamol so you don't pass out before you die
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>>29033858
>Any tips?

fap, post pics
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>>29033858
Is that Eastern Washington University?

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Delete /pol/, discuss.
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>>29033822
>I'm a butthurt shitskin. Discuss

Fixed that for you
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>>29033822
Awww, did they make the liddle baby cwy
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>>29033822
/pol/ is good

Delete this thread, discuss

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>I'm a packet of Salt Shake crisps, but the packet of salt has fallen into a puddle
>I'm plain and boring
>If other flavours are available, I won't be chosen
>It's almost as like I'm not there, there's no emotions created whilst eating me
>If you're starving, then I'm okay, but you'd never eat 2 packets in a row
>You open the cupboard, feel excitement that there's crisps, then disappointment that they're so boring
>You would never mix me with another flavour in a big bowl at a picnic
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>>29033801
I don't know
>like to think I'm exotic but am really not that special at least in a good way
>most people won't choose me, they probably won't even notice me
>the few people who do choose me often expected worse but still wouldn't stick to me for the rest of their lives
>have alternating layers of good and bad taste, inside is salty and bitter
>intolerable in larger than small doses
What am I?
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>>29034182
This is a pretty hard riddle
Perhaps a badly seasoned lasagne?
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>>29034182
>What am I?
Semen?

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Who here under 6'?
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5'7. 19. benisd 5 baginas
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5'8" reporting in. I bless all the manlets in the thread.
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>>29033732
5'10 King of ManIets here

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meme magick is real. want proof? check 'em.
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wow anon, thanks for proving meme magic is real, you have truly enlightend me
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>>29033737
y-you too...

fuckyouroboto
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>>29033701
>thinks meme magic can be forced

it's not magic if you can control it dumbass

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What would happen if I put the hard drive from my old x220 in my new t420? Would it boot?
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Jumping in your thread OP. Can you link any two graphics cards together or do they have to be the same brand?
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why the fuck are you not asking this on /g/

>>>/g/tpg
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Pls respond original post by the way

Tendies appreciation thread. Post a pic of your delicious tendies!
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>>29033629
Those aren't tendies, faggot shill
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>>29033629
>wendy's

top tier nuggie taste. their sweet and sour sauce is also the best of all the chains
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>>29033629
You call those tendies?

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Do you project yourself as the girl when you fap to porn?

Or like, what do you think about while looking at it?
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I pretty much am just there for the dicks
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>>29033581
>Do you project yourself as the girl when you fap to porn?
No im not a fag
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>>29033581
Nowadays yes.
I know it's fucked up I think I fapped so much to porn that I stopped giving fucks at fucking a girl and started wanting to be the girl.

Same thing about my fetishes, it's like a drug because I went from vanilla to NTR, drugs, body modification and impregnation.

After I cum I feel like shit because I was masturbating to a roastie being a whore and the worst part is that I was the roastie.

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