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So what's the deal with this guy? Donatello tripfag. Something seems off about him. Could be legit insane or just a fucking weirdo.
>>29031610
Dude, he's a tripfag. They're all weird by default.
>>29031651
Yea but usually tripfags stick with one shtick. I think he genuinely believes we're like his real family.
>>29031610
he is not a good person, and he betrayed marky's trust by posting their omegle chats
Who hates this jew? Ignore his comedy. He has millions of views on each video and still begs for money with his peatron.
Why do people like this have no shame? Huur huur pls donate. We have created a monster. Nowadays every youtuber asks for donations even if they earn more than enough.
Check his paetron. It's 5k per month. That's 60k per year
>>29031607
well he started his patreon a long time ago when they changed youtube algorithms and he wouldn't be able to keep making videos unless people supported him. he just had so many fans that they fund him now. he doesn't ever beg for money. he gave away over $100k that was donated to him to put into a fund to defend creative commons and other content creators.
sounds like someone's a bit jealous that they don't have the fupa necessary to pull off a majestic Chub n Tuck like papa
>Check his paetron. It's 5k per month. That's 60k per year
There are bigger fish out there on patreon who draw my ire.
WASTE WATER GENERAL
Want to know what happens to your poops?
Want to know if the illuminate is poisoning you?
I'm here to answer all about the treatment of your water.
What happens to your poops?
Is the illuminate poisoning me?
>>29031682
My poops get processed.
No matter how shit this place gets, and how full of roasties/tripfags/underage b8/other normalfags this place is, there will always be robots here under the surface.
A robot reporting in. Those are words of wisdom.
Yup, that's why I still lurk in the darkest corner of this board
>>29031569
That guy looks like Elliot Rodger.
Same lips, same nose, and same eyes too.
I'll start:
>liberalism
>believing that everyone is born equal
>believing in free will
>television
>taking the opinions of critics and reviewers of any medium seriously
>sneakers
>making excuses for improper grammar, ever
>the "marriage" meme
>the "women" meme
>the "college" meme
>pretentiousness
>pretending to enjoy boring classical literature in order to seem intelligent or cultured
>political correctness
>standup comedy
>social media
>at all factoring other people's opinions into your own personal tastes and preferences
>motivational quotes of any kind
>minimalism
>relative morality
>New York City
>using forks
>eating garbage food, pretending to enjoy it, and going around telling people it's "an acquired taste"
>good posture
>black coffee
>anticipating birthdays
>interacting with normies
>smartphones
>the idea that the larger something is, the better it tastes
>Marvel movies
>Canada
>hobbies that involve consuming instead of producing
>snow
>>29031476
I bet you're a real fun guy to be around, or just to be.
>>29031513
This. I bet you spent a lot of time on this list, OP.
>>29031476
Thispicture depicts the original poster.
>tfw black
>tfw only like young qt asian girls
What do
cry as you realise most asian women want asian men and the race mixers prefer white/latino men
>>29031454
Become horribly rich. You'll get one then, good looking one, too.
>>29031454
Your gonna have a bad time, Asian/Indian girls hate black guys the most. I met this one Korean qt who told me she feels afraid around black guys even the ones who wear business suits. But that's just my anecdotal theory. I'm sure there are some Asian qts out there that will like you for you.
Anon, this pizza is just like you, plain & boring
>>29031451
It's funny cause you remind me of pizza too! Everyone gets a piece and feels nothing but regret after
>>29031451
Anonette, this nigger is like you; ugly monkey face and giant lips
rude )^:original comment desu
Instead of Fucking real men, why don't women in relationships fap to porn? It's so much les sharmful than cheating with an actual person man. Holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with women. I can't take this anymore
>>29031415
Who will make the porn if women aren't fucking anymore dumbo?
Why would they, anon?
Women are in position of power.
They literally get to choose who they fuck.
Why would they not cheat? What do they have to lose if they do?
Nothing, my fellow robot.
>>29031492
He ment "Why do girls in relationships cuck their man" you dumb, dumb anon
what does your handwriting look like /r9k/?
>>29031378
Haven't written anything in 6 years, and I don't think other people do that anymore either. In what country do you live?
>>29031564
Canada. Write something and post a pic
Slow day at the Agency, boys?
In the works of Stone, a predominant concept is the concept of precultural
narrativity. If If capitalist subsemioticist theory holds, we have to choose between tha textual paradigm of reality and the capitalist paradigm of consensus. The primary theme of Sargeant?s analysis of poststructural conceptualist theory is the difference between society and class. It could be said that Rose promotes the use of subconstructivist narrative to read society. The subject is interpolated into a postdialectic nihilism that includes sexuality as a reality.
>>29031318
Head to LGBT if you wanna fawn over a british lady-boy
http://changingminds.org/explanations/behaviors/coping/intellectualization.htm
>being such a beta you do this ^
>>29031360
>being such a beta you do this ^
What did he mean by this?
>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
anyone here managed to quit smoking cigarettes?
>getting addicted to cigarettes
Yes but i only smoked for roughly two years and even then it was hard as fuck. It took 3 days for the withdraws to go away.
This video made me quit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLbQfMmrISE
>>29031307
75 is beyond gross
do you smoke at work?
I smoked, give or take, a pack a day for 13 years.
quit for almost 2 years
now smoke an average of about 1-2 cigarettes a day
I originally quit with patches and e-cigs
you are going for some tendies after leaving your house for the first time in months, suddenly this slaaneshi daemonette appears in front of you, she gives you the chance to live a life of unbound degeneracy if you pay with your soul, btw if accepting your body will slowly devolve into a mass of pulsating flesh.
what do you do?
>>29031299
I tell her to follow me to the gay bathhouse.
That depends, will you have to pay my rent?
nope. away with you vile woman
in the name of jesus christ begone!
>tfw you are pretty much bold but only 21
>tfw you have never kissed a girl or had sex
>tfw when your parents despise you and your friends don't like you
>tfw when you have no athletic ability
>tfw when you have social anxiety so bad you don't even like answering the phone
>tfw when you are ugly as sin and have like 10 genetic disorders
>tfw you don't believe in god or heaven and know it doesn't get better and that this is it.
>tfw when your fetus probably told the universe to "just fuck my shit up senpai" and it listened
Should I kill myself robots? yes or no? The most commented answer is the one I will choose.
>>29031292
If you wanted out, you'd leave.
>>29031292
Neos
Devote the rest of your life to Kek, anon
You will know redemption and have a purpose in your life
Kek >>29031292
>>29031292
wills it
Post a picture that represents your sadness.
I used to paint these haunting images, it was a form of expression that stopped me from killing myself for a while.
I ran into this artsy girl I used to go to school with, I made some friends and was almost happy but she asked to see some of my art. I stupidly showed it to her, hoping she could see how I felt and the pain ive been through.
Overnight I lost my friends, they thought I had schizophrenia or something and was dangerous. I'm just traumatized and hurt, I just want companionship. I'm not clingy or anything, I don't get it.
I burned all my paintings. I guess I'm just something that isn't meant to be shared.
there is only pain
pic about sums up everything that happened my life
I don't know what to do robots. Every advice forum, group, etc is dominated by feel-good faggot advice and answers. I got type-1. Don't know how or when. It just popped up one day.
"Don't worry anon, I found my bf on (insert dating website) and he accepts me for who i am!"
These stupid cunts don't realize there's faggots out there desperate enough to date women infected with herpes and risk getting it themselves. No girl is desperate enough to date a guy with herpes, let alone sleep with him, unless she has herpes herself.
I've already been on MPWH (tinder for people with herpes) and most of these bitches aren't looking for hookups. They realize their glory days have been tragically cut short and they need to lock down another diseased loser because they can no longer leverage their now damaged goods so easily.
Its such a shitty position to be in. I can't tell anyone about it because its social suicide if word gets out. The stigma is massive.
I only had sex with one girl one time after my diagnosis and i lied straight to her face when she asked if i was clean because i was tired of not having sex. It was selfish and totally fucked up, but i took a calculated risk and she hasn't complained about anything since we did.
I don't want to go throughout my life deceiving women into having sex with me, but the alternative is basically to never have sex. Any girl who i'd find on a herpes dating website has chosen to define herself by her disease. That sounds like a depressing whore.
It just sucks. I'm probably going to have to accept that i'll have to get sex from prostitutes. At least in that situation, I can be assured that the morality is on par with mine.
I'm not looking for permission to do what I've done. I knew it was wrong. Does anyone else have it? Its
>>29031195
its on my dick btw
bro you are making a huge deal out of nothing
its herpes not aids
so many people have herpes
its really not as major as you play it out to be
Wait until the breakout is over. Your dick will be the same as everyone elses.
