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>tfw you masturbate to something regrettable
>>29031185
That's everytime I fap f.a.m
>>29031185
>tfw you find good shit to fap to
>>29031185
yeah i've been there
www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1915124592
>Enjoying your meal, anon?
>>29031157
fuck off dirty roast beef whore
I have not eaten in three days. I need to get out there and hunt.
>>29031157
>that shitload of makeup on her face
slow the fuck down damn, a few blemished and shit make you look more human, thus more attractive
Where do you fall fellow robot anons?
>>29031121
Eh... I think most of us are delta positive. Even the NEETS will one day become delta's when mom and dad stops supporting them.
Proud beta positive.
Gamma positive is fucking bullshit. It's a way for autists to pretend they're not on the very bottom.
>>29031121
Gamma positive master racerobot is a fuck desu
Who else here /don't hate women but don't want to be around them/?
I have no hatred for women. They just seem like a different species for me. What they care about, what they buy, how they spend their time, what they think is important, what they find attractive, what their sense of humor tends to be, they genuinely seem like a different species to me, and I would rather not be around them as we don't have anything in common.
I see women hate threads all the time but there have to be some other robots who are just plain perplexed by women and their behaviors. I did grow up without a woman in the house so that might be why.
Thats just most women or the women you've met. There are many women who have what I consider to be interesting and worthwhile hobbies/interests, and no doubt there are some you would think are worth your time
What do you like? What kind of women do you know or meet?
>>29031152
I agree that there are some women out there that aren't like that- the issue is I've never met one. There are exceptions to every rule, but to this rule the number of exceptions is very slim. What I'm really talking about is the fact that, to me, men and women just are different. Their life experiences are not the same, their feelings are not the same, what they view as attractive, and what they view as important, are so wildly different generally that it's hard to imagine much common ground.
It's not so much about the specific hobbies/interests as it is about more generally having something in common. Opposites can attract but it's usually because, despite their hobbies, they have a lot of things in common. I cannot for the life of me relate to a single woman I've met. I can understand them and their lives/struggles, and I've had a few female friends who confided in me, but I am completely unable to relate. I don't understand their behaviors or why they choose to do what they do.
I know I'm speaking very broadly and generally, but the fact that you are a man probably means you get what I'm saying at least a bit, and that in essence is what I'm talking about- you "get it", where as a woman would not.
>>29031114
I hate women. They are genuinely horrible people. Even the ones that I am related to or was friends with will treat you like shit if someone better is around. They are horrible people. It's why every culture portrays them so badly in their myths.
Is rape ever the correct answer to stop being a robot. I mean all women deserve it anyways.
No. You won't magically change after you have sex
not even an act so cruel as forcing someone to that would change the fact that you are a robot.
you really want to change? why
>>29031117
Why do I want to change? I doubt people want to be fucking robots their entire life.
So you wanna get good at social skills?
Try writing 8 sentences in a row. Hard mode: make it about nothing in particular.
>>29031065
That's hard. This thread will die with NO replies
>I can't think of anything to write.
>These soybeans are doing alright but I secretly want the fungus to win.
>If there weren't any scissors in the world how crazy would that be right like we would have to use knives all the time.
>Innuculation Loop would be a good band name for a shoegaze group.
>I think people should enjoy food less, there's too much culture surroundig how we're supposed to make every meal delicious I dont like it.
>All single digit numbers should be symmetrical.
>Dinosaurs with feathers are baller af fight me
>Were unicorns always cool, am I just growing more comfortable with "girly" things?
It's pretty nice to be alive sometimes. Of course, it might not always seem to make any sense at all, and yet we're still alive. We might struggle everyday, but still we fight for one reason or another. Maybe it's the fight itself that keeps us living? Or some sort of masochism hidden within each and every single one human being? Or perhaps it's just all about self-development. Anyway, we fear death, regardless of how bad or lives might get.
Well; it's not like it matters nor like if I care.
![tumblr_o59vf1UVBU1uuwbmuo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s8rj6b6.jpg "tumblr o59vf1UVBU1uuwbmuo1 1280[1]")
>that feeling when no fat belly gf
>>29031061
>that feeling when you can't stop shitposting
>>29031061
Honestly the belly gf is the best feel ever.
>>29031061
>see this
>'man that is pretty gross'
>look down
>have a boner
FUCK
recommend me stuff to watch with cute anime grils to fill the void in my life where human interaction is supposed to be.
bonus points for comfy slice of life where nothing happens.
K-on, lucky star and ika musume
>>29031039
>>29031317
sad, degenerate faggots
>>29031330
This is /r9k/ what were you expecting?
Red flags thread
>she has tattoos
>she smokes
>she doesn't have interests or passions
>she doesn't read
>she has more guy friends than girl friends
>she's constantly on social media
>she's a 'feminist'
>she breathes
>she has a phone
>she doesn't know how to churn butter
>she doesn't have interests or passions
Literally every girl unless you count being a narcissistic cunt a passion.7
>>29030992
this
a girl with a cell-phone, for some reason, instantly becomes 100x more of a whore.
whats your reason to live anon?
>>29030933
half this board is probably going to say some variant of "inertia"
My GF
Honestly I dont know how you robots live without one, it's the only reason im happy to wake up in the morning is feeling her breathing on my neck.
>>29030933
Having sex with qt dogs
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCKKKK OFF MY BOARD
Who said this was your board, robot? Now get back in line.
fucking personality memes on my board
Anyone else ESPN here?
Who /ussr/ here?
Get in here TTIP bros. Let's talk about how we're special snowflakes
ITS NOT FUCKING REAL. ITS MADE UP SHIT
LIKE HOROSCOPES THIS SHIT IS SO VAGUE IT COULD APPLY TO ANYONE
STOP REPLYING TO THESE THREADS
>>29030924
>/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.
1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
Hmm, nope, nothing about autists owning this board or normies not being allowed, guess I can stay!
>tfw 5'9"
>tfw brown hair and eyes
>tfw pale
>tfw not attractive to anyone because I'm not a 6'2" blonde stud with bags of money or a big dick dindu
Fuck my life.
i was just rejected for being white
she probably fucks niggers. gross.
>impliying there aren't millions of pale 5'9 guys with girlfriends
Brow hair and brown eyes are not a problem, just move to areas where blue eyes and blond hair are too frequent (==boring). Also, do you have pink nipples? Want to know if you are at least aryan.
Knowing that life will never get better, what is your go-to escape?
What detaches you from this hellish world and makes you forget and feel good?
For me, it's binge eating fast food.
I spend most of my weekends playing D&D. Throughout the week, I take a binder with me to work, and I write adventures and draw up dungeons for my players to play through, then each weekend, they fight their way through them. I've been doing this for twenty years, and I think it will keep me entertained for about twenty more.
I've written a lot of details about my own fantasy world.
Masturbating to comics I draw of sluts between the ages of 15 and 19 going into a libido frenzy from choking on multiple 10"+ cocks that shoot gigantic loads again and again, filling them with cum and making them "thicc", full thighs and wider hips with huge perky tits
Bonus points for girls I've met or seen, female body envy, sisters and incest, short girls and futa-on-girl action
>>29031007
That sounds awesome. I used to be into drawing THICK WOMENZ when I was a kid. I kept a folder of my stuff under my bed.
One day, my sister was snooping in my room and found it, then showed my parents, then I was forbidden to draw anything, anymore.
I wonder how long it would take me to pick that back up? I was actually pretty decent.
Do you think grils farting can be cute? How/when?
>>29030873
that's a motherfucking salt water crocodile you posted there (filename mentions it).
we have to be careful and GTFO outta here
>>29030873
Are these guys literal dinosaurs?
Farting, burping, all of it is very masculine and the more masculine the girl is the less I want her.
So no.
Almost every time I see a cute girl, I mutter "fucking cunt" (or something similar in spirit) under my breath. I'm 30 years old, and I've only had sex one time in my life (with a prostitute, naturally). I figure I hate them because they create such powerful feelings of longing in me. This is getting to be a real problem for me.
I don't even think about it. It just comes right out. See cute girl = "fucking cunt".
perhaps you should solve that problem OP
>>29031261
I don't like feeling this way, and I know it's illogical. They didn't do anything to me, and I could do things that would make them more apt to like me. I really hate having sexual feelings. If I could erase my ability to feel any sort of sexual impulse without upsetting my body's hormonal balance, I'd do it.
