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Anyone want to /eroticroleplay/ here?
>>29025447
Depends, what did you have in mind?
>>29025469
Well I want thinking of sucking a fat, thick cock but there is no one around please...
Do you know anyone you wants to cum down my throat?
>>29025534
Depends what you look like
Eliza thread? EIiza thread.
chrischan.jpg next time?
Putting "Eliza" in your opening post autosages the entire thread, fyi, probably same deal with Ciara
These threads are getting boring, maybe we should just move on?
anyone else here thinks that WoW is a robots best friend?
It was my best friend, from 2004 to 2010.
Then they fucked it up with Cataclysm. Fucked it even more up with Mists of Pandaria, and basically killed it completely with Warlords of Draenor.
I honestly hope Legion fails completely, worse than WoD has. Maybe then it will teach Blizzard to stop fucking around and get the game back into being something decent again.
>>29025383
Also me again, forgot to mention one more thing.
Even if Legion does fail, I doubt Blizzard will learn their lesson.
Their other games have started making them more money, and now with Overwatch, they're going to be making even more. It seems WoW has become a "side project" that they don't give a shit about anymore and only put very minimal resources into keeping going. Every expansion there is less and less content.
Oh well.
>>29025383
>Not realizing shit went down the drain already with WotLK
Anon...
ITT: the memories that hurt the most
>decide to lose my virginity
>buy a 4 star hotel room for the night and get an expensive hot redhead escort
>i open the door to greet her and she hesitates to walk in the room for a moment
>she eventually walks in and compliments my suit and calls me 'cute'
>she wants to make a phone call first, im feeling pretty nervous but hyped for sex
>after a few minutes talking on the phone she comes out (i am already starting to get undressed)
>she tells me that she doesn't feel like having sex tonight
>'sorry hun'
>we play uno for a while, she drinks some wine and she kisses me a few times
>after about 40 minutes she wants to leave
>she tells me $100 for her and $50 tip for her driver is fine and i dont have to pay the rest
>dont know what to say because i already kissed her and wasted some of her time
>blew almost $500 in total that night including getting drunk as fuck alone in the hotel later
are you morbidly obese? how does a hooker not fuck you
>>29025338
Post a pic of you. It would help understand the story better
>>29025338
get a cheap motel next time
>mfw I realized I am literal manchild
>23 yo neet
>living with parents
>play vidya including pokemon and mario
>watch cartoons
>ride bicycle for fun
>don't do adult things like alcohol, sex, partying
>mommy and daddy only want me to do kids work like go to shop for something, wash dishes or walk dog
>skinny manlet, boyish face
>dress like a middleschooler
>mfw
The only thing that can save you is weight lifting and steroids.
>>29025315
>>/fit/
Thank me later I was literally a clone of you 3 years ago
>>29025325
that's some awful advice friend
>mfw mom caught me dry humping the cat
>mom caught me slapping my own ass in the bathroom and watching it jiggle in the mirror
help
>tfw mom freed my fuck midget and called the police
will i get arrested for this
i didn't think midgets counted as people
Don't tell me this is true.
Very rarely I would wake up in the middle of the night so uncontrollable horny that I could
fuck anything, even my dog. After one or two minutes, I begin to realize what my groggy
horny mind was telling me and become disgusted as fuck at myself. I am usually glad
that I didn't give in on my urges and just stayed there in my bed. I then proceed to just
masturbated and fall asleep in a matter of minutes afterwards.
>tfw you'll never be Syd Barrett in his young years
why even live
Didn't he have schizophrenia? Sounds pretty tough
>>29025191
>you'll never have your brain, career, and life ruined by your 'friends' poisoning you with LSD
What a pity.
>>29025308
He kinda did, but the psychedelics made it worse.
/trannyorgranny/ general
>>29025063
Fuck off with this gay shit.
>>29025200
smd
>>29025063
granny.... most likely
This is for all the drug users on here. How so I flush weed out of my system faster? I've looked online but all the popular sources don't give actual, practical answers.
I'm very lean, in good physical condition and I exercise regularly. Surely this might positively contribute being clean quicker.
>>29025062
Cranberry juice
Hope you pass your high school drug test, OP
Actually it'll be harder for you to get clean if you're not fat. Take a religious dose of dxm.
You need fat cells without metabolites. Either you can eat more and dilute, or lose fat cells, whichever is faster for you.
Otherwise drink pressed cranberry juice.
>tfw it's Friday and I have no friends
>tfw it's Friday and you have to wageslave tomorrow
>>29025035
and?
Enjoy your friday night anonkun
KEK DIE ALONE OREGANO OREGANO
Let's have a McFavorites thread.
Why not rush on out and get a handcrafted Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, hot, fresh fries and an ice cold Coca Cola?
Being a life limbo-lingering poorfag, I only afford myself a McMeal once in a couple of months.
i just get a big mac with no pickles and extra sauce
mcdonalds pickles are fucking disgusting idk how anyone eats them
>>29025055
Can confirm, but I never really liked pickles anyways. What does a good pickle taste like?
>be yesterday
>sisters dog gets ran over by brother's car
>me and my brother bury it
>sister proceeds to go around the house calling everyone including our father a 'dog murderer'
>then goes outside and start firing pebbles at others windows
>she is 23 years old
What the fuck? Do normies not know how to express sadness or something? Why are normalfags so comically melodramatic?
>>29024952
I'd say your sister is just a whiny cunt, normies in particular are usually pretty good at getting over grief quickly and going back to normalfag activities.
>>29024952
No, that's just women and retards.
My sister acts like this too. One time she asked me to help her put stuff into the dishwasher, and when I put them in the wrong 'place' on the rack thing, she burst into tears and ended up breaking a window with a rock.
>>29024952
That's not a normal reaction, even for a woman. She sounds spoiled. I mean yeah, sad that the dog died but her firing pebbles?
Am I correct in assuming that she was never spanked or disciplined enough?
I keep seeing people on here who claim to have mental disorders, severe depression, are generally "fucked up" and yet have lost their virginity/kissed/had a girlfriend or girlfriends.
Can those of you robots for whom that description applies please explain how and why you were able to be romantically/sexually successful despite having emotional problems?
>>29024942
Not one of those people but I think it is because their partner didn't know or they hired a hooker.
>>29024972
No, that doesn't seem to be the case.
I've lost count of the number of self-proclaimed "robots" who always add in the fact that they once had a GF or had sex, but claim to be "robots" because of how many mental disorders they have.
I just wonder how these people manage to be so effortlessly successful, while there are some of us who struggle every day to find romantic/sexual success and fail at every step.
I'm used to seeing bullshit from many people. So I was able to call her boyfriend out as crazy the first time she mentioned him. After that she slowly drifted towards me.
I may have some issues but I am at least self aware if them and don't use them as cards for pity and awards for bravery.
I then noticed that the same girl happened to also be messed up. She cheated on me and once I found out I broke it off with her immediately.
Stable people won't find me attractive, And unstable people don't want to feel lonely.
If I get better I'll one day be stable and sensible. Then I'll find the right girl.
Thought I might as well make a new thread for it seeing how the old one was dead.
>be me
>have abusive mother when i was 4 and younger
>used to smack me around and bring me to the beach and get me horribly sunburnt on purpose
>have halfsister at same time
>just like mother, locked me in a closet, smacked me around, put my hand on a stovetop
>letmeoutofthishell.jpg
>father comes around and gets custody
>byebye assholes
>timepasses leedleleedlele
>father is pretty chill
>go to school and it is hell
>get bullied, beaten up, and isolated daily
>no one ever talks with me
>have a 3 foot radius of people, no one wanted to talk or be around me
>why
>recess every day was me sitting on a bench under a tree with no one ever coming around, trying to talk to me, even asking why i was alone
>one school day in particular
>sit down in class and drop pencil
>kid kicks it away
>says "why do you even come, no one likes you"
>whole class joins in
>"you are gross" "weirdo" "forever alone" "you'll never get a girlfriend" "you are so gay" "kill yourself looser"
>i just look around at my class and the teacher sitting silently watching this pan out, and my head sinks down and i almost cried (i was 10 at this point)
>time passes again
>last year of middle school and still no friends
>if i say i like a girl, i am then teased, and the girl i like then makes fun of me (it has happened everytime i said i liked someone, which was twice)
>my intelligence lands me some people i have classes with so i'll just call them my "friends"
>>29024873
>"friends" are some of the bullies i had in elementary and middle school
>i mention how all of them are two faced and that a year befroe they were all bullying me and how i want to kill myself
>they laugh at me
>someoneendmylife.vbs
>father is awful now
>everyday i come home he is drunk off of his ass
>swears at me and calls me a "shithead" "lazy ass" "disgusting spoiled brat" "arrogant piece of shit" and frequently lifts me up
>i get punished for things that are minimal or are his fault
>school bullying is pretty much the same
>one day a girl say that she likes me
>lets call her stacy
>is this a joke?
>she confesses and everything
>we get pretty tight
>i tell her all my feeling and i feel so happy that i am no longer alone
>one day she asks to chat late at night
>"Hey what's up Stacy?"
>"I just wanted to say that I never liked you at all and that I "dated you and liked you" because I thought it would be funny to have the whole school in on it and laughing as they see me with you
>entercripplingdepression.dll
>highschool
>>29024907
>bullied less because all my classes have a lot of split up people
>one class in perticular though has more bullies than the rest, or at least they used to be bullies
>everyday it is them telling me to leave and that no one like me or thinks i should be here
>teacher doesnt care
>i remember their stares, some with flared eyes, some with a smug look on their face. The rest of the class giving support with laughs and "yeah really"'s.
>after school
>"oh boy fridays are going to be gr8, imma party so much, ill have so many friends, finally"
>every friday i come home and get on csgo and play rod stewart's in a broken dream
>always alone
>have snapchat and use it occasionally for homework and shit
>see people's stories of them going to parties, or hanging out and going hiking
>why cant i do this
>why cant i have friends
>why cant i get the will to kill myself when i have wanted death for the past 5 years
>people ask me why i never smile or i look so sad all the time
>i just ignore them
>be me
>be typing this to you
>>29024873
nobody cares about your shitty story you faggot
>anon has a REALLY large penis? we are very afraid
Unremarkabre prenis
>>29024824
Why are you afraid? It's not like I'm gonna use it on fucking subhuman gooks. SIEG FUCKING HEIL!
>>29026279
Don't worry you'll never use it at all, u neckbeard.
