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this person is beautiful
>>29027698
That's not a person, OP, that's a photo of a mirror
That's a mirror, OP.
>>29027698
Looks like vampires are the Chads now
globalnews.ca/news/2729472/chinese-parking-lot-creates-female-only-spaces-citing-concerns-women-have-trouble-parking/?sf27511046=1
>>29027640
China doesn't hate women. There's a severe male-female ratio situation. They're cherished and being given the western feminism treatment.
they do. they're saying women are too fucking dumb to park in a regular sized space
>>29027640
That's pretty funny.
There should be more acknowledgement of female infantility.
> Chad placed his bike in a position that blocks out 2 bike racks for himself.
> I place a u-lock on his bike, cause fuck this guy.
> Next morning chads bike is broken, tires are smashed in and you can see the rage he had from all the damage done to the bike.
>>29027610
Looking forward to when they identify you from camera footage and your criminal record fucks you up for the rest of your life?
>>29027610
>locking someone else's bike
I wonder why that's not more common
Wait, he smashed his own bike?
He could've found somebody to cut that lock off.
>tfw tripfag circle jerks are being reported and BTFO
>tfw LGBT shit is being BTFO
>tfw redditors are being BTFO
Is this a sign of a new golden age of /r9k/?
>>29027594
Yes, OP. It's a whole new age of recycled content and whiny children. Looking forward to it myself. So glad to have the old /r9k/ back.
>>29027594
>tfw tripfag circle jerks are being reported and BTFO
>tfw LGBT shit is being BTFO
it is? finally
i was sick of seeing tranny, cuck, sissy and "why aren't you a [fetish] yet" threads
>>29027594
tripfaggot answered to my post, can I report him for that?
this is the best girl EVER PROVE ME WRONG YOU CAN'T
She's so fucking cute
NEED her to be my gf
>>29027533
This is the best Jellyfish ever. Prove me wrong, you can't.
she's kinda dumb desu
I got fat, how do I lose it without exercise or eating vegetables
>>29027512
Use a butcher's knife to cut the fat out from under your skin, take some painkillers beforehand to make it easier on yourself, make sure to have bandages ready for when you're done
consume fewer calories everyday than you burn in a day
>>29027512
Eat mostly meat.
Low carb diets can ruin your kidneys, but they took about 10 lbs a month off for me
Better make these two days count, wagie.
A good wage slave should be well slept and energized for the work week, however, which means no late nights for you this weekend!
And dont forget, wagie. The clock is always ticking away, slowing taking away your precious few hours of freedom!
>>29027452
Wagies are the outcome of a successful capitalist society. Trapped in the system for decades, wasting away for a paycheck and always ready to work another shift for Shekelstein.
>>29027452
Thismeans that not only are wagies slaves to their bosses, but also that they have another master: the clock.
fuck off neets, i love my job
>Want to play a game
>Open Steam
>Remember I pirated it and smugly close Steam
who here /smugpirate/
>>29027423
1. You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.
>>29027423
>Not adding your pirated games to steam
Why?
@29027437
kill yourself tripquer
>>29027423
me
>check pirate bay out
>everything is a waste of time to download
>go play LoL
Ok, this kid clearly wasn't Chad; look at his fuckin hair.
Now the bitch does look like a pretty toasty roastie, but she'd want to be an awful big roastie to do a 13 year old.
How did he do it?
>>29027388
Looks like he's a big guy, that would explain it
I'm starting to realize a lot of times its just pure dumbass luck. You gotta be at the right place at the right time.
>>29027388
Does it matter? His life was ruined by this hag who was too selfish to give a shit about anything other than her pleasure. Imagine having to be a father at the age of 13. He'll probably have to pay welfare too.
I hope she's being punished the same way a man would if he was sleeping with a student.
>mamman et papa ne connaissent pas que j'ai prie une grosse poupou sur le chat ce matin
>>29027365
>mamman and Dad do not know that I pray a big poupou on the cat this morning
>>29027393
Now that's what I call a "holy shit!"
>>29027393
>>29027492
Sacrepoo!
mom's boyfriend is moving in with us
>>29027300
That just shows how little your mom respects you. Unless you didn't know your father.
>>29027327
that makes no sense
orgorogrogorgo
Happened to me too
>mom meets idiot boyfriend
>moves him in without so much as asking me about it even though I paid over half the bills
>we used to both be loners and that was cool but now they were constantly fucking and had all sorts of gross lubes and shit around her room
>he makes a mess and contributes nothing, spends all of his money from his fast food job on weed and gas station food
>he has a bachelors in music and thinks it means something
>he throws tantrums and tries to intimidate me
>eventually shit happens and they both get thrown in jail
Good ending I guess but I still feel like it wasn't enough punishment for him.
>Tendies
Banquet Frozen Chicken Nuggets
>Condiments
Sweet Baby Ray's Barbecue Sauce
*BONUS*
>Drink
Fruit Punch Flavoraid
>>29027285
i make my own tendies
>>29027310
Do you mind sharing the recipe?
believe me
people say I'm gay at school, I'm not .
>school
fuck off underage b&
>go to school
>they call me gay
why do they do it bros
It's cool to be gay tho fampai
What does existing mean to you? I have convinced myself that all existing is pain and that I am born again over and over to suffer
>>29027261
>What does existing mean to you?
I think it'd mean to be alive, i.e., not dead
Existance to me is death. You exist only for a short period of time to fuck and have kids that will pass on your genes then you're dead. Then they die and their kids die etc.
[Spoiler] to make matters worse it's not like any of us will even have kids so we may as well kill ourselves now
>>29029008
NO ONE SHOULD HAVE KIDS YOU LOW IQ FUCK! STOP PROPAGATING THIS CURSE!
What's the gayest thing you've ever done, robots?
>>29027230
reply to this thread
ginol
masterbated to gay porn
sucked a dick only once tho and I said no homo
