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Its to damn hot summer edition
>>29030211
Anime Lads waaaaay yeh
First for nigiihalloffame
alright lads what's everyone saying tonight?
So long, fellas
Thank you all for everything
You won't be missed to be honest. Tell god i said hi
>>29030173
Thanks for the good times.
>>29030173
Are you dying from yugurt again?
>One chance at life
>Born a Negro
lawdy
maybe if you try hard enough you can overcome your bix nood ness, there, boss
No worries OP, just BEE urself
>>29030119
There's hope for you.
My mom keeps raging at the puppy she got herself because she fell for the dog ownership meme and it's ruining my day constantly and I end up worrying for the dog against my will even if I don't like it. What can I do and how to prevent her from ruining it into one of those dogs that ends up biting someone and needs to be put down? Because if you've been hangign around the yard for 2 hours with it waiting for it to shit so it won't poop inside and been screaming at it angrily in almost a hysteric manner and constantly yanking on its leash is not something I'd think that would raise the dog into anything that's going to be ok.
Oh boy OP.
Either sell that dog or try to get more patience
Train it.
Problem solved.
Theres instructions on how to do it all over the internet.
>>29030021
you should get real advice from a place not full of dicks. like literally make a reddit account and search for pet training or some shit. good luck tho
>tfw got gf
>felt really connected and close
>she browsed r9k, but knew she wasnt a fembot, also hates women
>agrees with my /pol/ views, isnt as militant though
>she left me last night
>mfw my face looks EXACTLY like this wojak
i might leave this godforsaken board but i always end up coming right back
please hold me
>>29029988
how long did the relationshit last, Adolf?
>>29030095
about a week and a month, but we started really liking each other like 2 months ago. but i have never been this close with a girl before.
>>29030123
why did she leave anon
that's not very long to just call it quits
ITT: Post your role model
Patrician af :^)
>>29029947
Cho Seung Hui
Elliot Rodger
George Sodini
>>29029947
>George is red :c
God is real, and he loves us
I know he gave me so many blessings that i have asked for
he better be givin me a gf or there will be no more god
>God is reaI, and he loves us
You guys are going too far
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/staten-island-teen-dies-asthma-fleeing-racist-crew-article-1.2659272
Post in my thread you fucking shits
Why didn't he have any fucking albuterol?
Also, both groups were probably all normies with at least one Chad per group.
What the fuck is a "crew"?
Do they mean a gang?
How do you originate from this....
>>29029798
....INTO THIIIS?!
>>29029798
when thick goes wrong
>>29029816
I'd like to use one of her legs as a hammer and start wrecking shit up.
When did you realize playing video games and watching anime is pointless? The only thing that matters is penetrating tight pussy like all the chads and sugar daddies are every night. Pursuing pussy is what you should be doing than hunting pointless kills and achievements in video games. You haven't lived /r9k/.
Love is important to the human condition. Pussy is meaningless. You might as well jerk off.
To be honest i never really liked games, but i played them because they 'relaxed' me and made me not think abou rl stuff
When did you realize that "pounding pussy" just like video games is just another unfufilling surrogate for having faith in God, a family, and children?
Boxers or briefs, robots?
>fat hands
>little leglet
Nice tennis ball
neither
i've been freeballing since middle school, feelsgoodman
>>29029703
Briefs, you don't want to get that torsion bro
Would you marry your daughter if she was in love with you?
Of course. I would do whatever it takes to make sure she was happy and provided for. If she couldn't find some chad, I'd take care of her for as as it takes. Because she is my daugher and there is no one more important.
If we were the same age.
I'm huge weeb and no.
There is a reason its a fantasy, because the reality is far more difficult, scary, awkward, and uncomfortable. More than that, if it even got to that kind of point I would have her in therapy because that shit ain't normal and any normal...
well, you guys aren't normal but still, shouldn't there be a point where you stop?
I've been in a relationship for about 2 years now, and I need some advice. Greentext for summary
>Meet girl on Tinder
>Go on 2 dates, third date we go to her place and fuck all night, sleep over, hang the next day
>Continue to see each other all the time and develop a relationship
>Move in together after about 1 year
>Start to argue a bit, the honeymoon stage is over
>We are both still very much in love with each other
>She constantly tries to get me to get her pregnant, tells me how much she loves me, wants to marry me, loves my family, etc
>Asks me about my sexual past after we move in, I tell her, and she judges me pretty fucking hard about many things
>She tells me about hers, and it's nbd
>Eventually I find out she lied to me pretty hard about both the number of guys she's been with and the dates
>She actually fucked some dude between our second and third date
>Her number was like triple what she told me
>My past is more plentiful, but I didn't fucking lie about it
So I'm kind of at a fork in the road. I can stay with her, accept that she lied to me and made me feel bad for things that she had done herself, and move on with the relationship.
Or I can drop her, and move on with my life.
I really care about this girl, she obviously really cares about me and does not want it to end. But when I confronted her about her lies, I felt a really strong urge to go out and have a ONS with some random girl. Not to "get back" at her, but just to remind myself that I'm not necessarily "locked in" to this relationship and that I can leave and do whatever I want whenever I want.
This is my first real relationship. I don't know how to process a lot of it, most of my past was casual sex/fuckbuddies and 2 relationships that were about 5-6 months each.
>>29029512
Dude, if there's this amount of misstrust already what do you think its going to be like 5 years down the line? or when a kid is involved?
>>29029512
>Tinder
>Anything more than a hookup app
What did you reasonably expect? Fidelity between dates? For what?
>My past is more plentiful than hers
Oh, I get it, you're a butthurt normalfag who's mad because his overgrown Tinder hookup wasn't squeaky clean. Nothing to see here gentlemen.
>>29029512
Or you could fuck off and die normie
>be at the gym
>using the dumbbells in the free weight area
>for some reason, there are weights all over the floor no one picked up
>they are way heavier than what i can lift so i leave them alone
>doing a set and chad comes by
>gives me a dirty look and asks why there are weights all over the floor
>before i can reply he interrupts me and tells me to put them away
>never mind the fact that i can't even lift a 100lb dumbbell that's on the floor
just lift bro. can't even avoid chad bullying when i'm minding my own business
>>29029465
dumb weakling animeposter
shouldve told him to fuck off
>tfw no weakling yuruyuri gymbro
>>29029528
i used to have a gymbro that was much stronger than me. every set we had to readjust the weights for each other
i have no idea how he put up with me, so i eventually stopped going to stop bothering him. after that he kept texting me asking me to come back which is beyond me
Who /would get bitches if they didn't have autism/ here?
right here
i once got followed by a bunch of teenage girls who wanted my dick while on holiday, but i had too much anxiety to make good on it
i've had several experiences like that
i have too much paranoia and anxiety to form a relationship, even though i've had women break with the norm and try to initiate one with me
>>29029423
Me. An inability to be the one who starts the conversation is what fucks me.
>>29029423
hey, women are not objects to acquire they are people who may like being acquired sometimes
