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Hello my brothers. I registered Chad Thundergloins on Tinder. Literally. You can search for his facebook, even make friends with him. This was done so to prove that you can say anything if you're Chad, and also how shallow those stupid fuck Tindersluts are. I need further tips on what to do. Chad is really popular, and has 30+ matches. Chad wants to take care of all of them, because he's a gent. Suggest pranks or lines Chad uses ;)
>>29024283
Post screenshots first so we can decide what to say
>>29024283
"If I could change the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i'together."
Fuckin Chad
>>29024283
Woman call me a stud, i allready have an std so all i need is u
So how accurate is this shit?
>>29024247
Do people really pay for Real Social Dynamics? It's the biggest pile of bullshit.
>>29024247
Not as accurate as this
Check em
>>29024247
idk but everything mentioned is full of idiots
ITT: We describe what our daily life usually consists of
Browsing here all day mostly in bed. I can literally watch tv and YouTube on my tablet without getting out of bed.
>wake up at 11
>Go on 4chan
>Eat
>Exercise
>Read book
>Do whatever
>Smoke some weed
>Sleep at 3-4AM
>>29024236
>Wake up
>fap
>Exercise
>Eat
>Read
>Read
>Read
>Play sum vidya
>Fap
>Go to bed.
Hey white femanons.
Are you one of those white girls who always seeks approval from non-whites by status signalling how tolerant and progressive you are while apologizing?
Or do you actually have a backbone?
there's no femanons retard so why don't you go post that on a youtube video or something.
>>29024237
I'll make a youtube video just for you later.
>>29024199
As a white femanon, I'll be the first to admit to it. It's all about social status, and doing anything to make us look good, from being hip and trendy to taking some hot colored rod deep in our asses. Our backbone relies on the cushy benefits our government provides us, as since we are women, we will always be important to society.
>been up all night
>taken about a gram of caffeine
>still about to fall asleep
i-is this it? am I finally dying?
>>29024143
Caffeine tolerance. It won't let you stay up forever.
>>29024170
So I can take as much as I want now? my piss smells like shit. How much caffeine do you usually take a day?
Take acid instead it keeps you from falling asleep for like 12 hours.
What is the best Linux system for causal use?
>>29024075
Casual use? What does that mean. Just get mint.
>>29024075
I'm also interested in this.
TELL ME
>>29024075
arch linux
should ask /tech/.
What posts should be ignored on /r9k/?
>any post that contains "real talk"
>>29024020
>Any post referencing a mother
>Any post about girls and/or feels.
>Any 'mommy gf'
>Any weeb posts
>Any no gf posts
>Any filipina gf posts
>Any farting girl posts
>Any britfeel posts
all of them you dicks look for sympathy and wollow in pitty and just self indulge eachother all the timewith your "poor me waaah"stuff but really your all just dicks and thats why it happens.
Being Asian is like, living life on hardcore mode.
>manlet and dicklet genes
>not attractive facial features
>more prone to autism
>affirmative action works against us
>no soul
White and black people literally can't be robots.
Not only that but you get cucked HARD
>>29024001
Asian women on the other hand are living life on easy mode
asian men are always mentally ill as fuck
Hey /r9k, I how do I get hardcore asian pussy? That's me in the pic. Any ideas/suggestions/tips/tricks/anything? I'm desperate please help.
>>29023964
move to japan and you can have as much unprotected sex with asian women as your heart desires
SH-SHAAME ON YAH
>>29023992
This, also skip the STD tests and spread that goodness around.
Do you have any quirks /r9k/?
For some years now I've progressively felt the need to only eat green and red things (separately, no mixing). Over time this has escalated and for example some shades of green don't feel green enough anymore. Making this work in my everyday life is such a hassle, I spend most time thinking about it or going hungry or worried if it'll escalate even more.
My parents forced me to a therapist about 6 months ago because I got the flu and vomited and saw that it was neither green nor red and had a mental breakdown (obviously I knew beforehand the color of puke, but SEEING it in front of me was such a distress). It didn't help much though.
Do you have anything like that? No autism.
What compels you to only eat those colors?
Do you taste the food you are eating or do you taste the color?
>>29024072
Any other food just feels dirty, I get nausea just thinking about stuffing it in me. If I ate it, I would throw it up.
The food. Though of course colors do have certain taste. Red is for more juicy and sweet things, whereas green is crisp and fresh. But everyone feels this, no? That's just nature.
What if a non-green/red food was coloured in those colours? Would you eat it?
Post your last fap, robots.Can't post mine, because brainwashed fags will report
Just to be clear: she wasn't underage.
>>29023889
Sounds devilish, OP
Here's mine
http://imgur.com/a/91jRe
>>29023940
>Normalfag
>Tripfag
>Ugly
Opinion discarded
That's it. That's fucking it, if I don't get dubs I'm gonna do it.
>>29023821
Checked. Do it faggot.
Is that your cock?
You can't, there's no way you can pull this off op, you'll just Photoshop some pic and call it a day. Saged
>tfw you have to try to look happy for a family portrait
Can you spot the suffering robot?
>>29023790
Your disabled mother is very attractive.
I would fuck her.
The sister? on the right is also hot.
Nice family overall though OP,
You're the middle top clearly, I can see the sadness in your eyes.
>>29023790
>taking contrived, embarrassing family photos in a studio
You fucking white people, I swear.
>>29023790
What an Aryan family.
Hitler would be so proud.
Why is it so common for girls to have sex with their pets today? Have you fembots ever considered having sex with an animal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-La2tfyyyeY
>>29023779
It is really that common in America?
>>29023801
no op is retarded
>>29023801
only in white girls
You have at least one happy feels to hold on to right now.
You can be an unemployed friendless parentless NEET, but you have at least one thing that make you live on more day.
What is it ? Tulpa, Waifu ? Show, Game ? a memory, a hobby ? a dream, a plan ?
Me. I'm rewatching TV shows of the 60s-70s. I'm not really into Star Trek, or A team and all. But when I watched them with my father, he always shared a bit of his past and tried to explain the context of the episode, like "back in the days, commies were the real enemy, son. remember this" or "I win your mother's heart with this song, son. Remember chicks love disco."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5LsCC1zNLY
Now that he passed away and that I am totally friendless, I have this 60s-70s bittersweet nostalgia, even if never lived during that time. It's my happy place, and I have this autistic dream to be a cop in the 70s, where some disco moves can get you a hot chick, where everybody know where is the enemy on a map, and maybe meet my father
pic semi-related
is porn waifu
Hope.
Hope that I'll graduate university with no problems and land that job at Blizzard.
Hope that I'll find a girlfriend, maybe even start a family.
Hope that I'll make my parents proud of me, moreso than they already are. (I'm the first in my line to graduate high school and attend university)
Hope that tomorrow will be better than today.
I have fun with vidya and chat with friends online, so I'm doing alright as is, but I want to have an even better life. Not much, just a little, but better.
Always stay hopeful, Anons. Things can always get better. Always.
>>29023891
>Hope
That's great. Hope is not something I can relate to anymore. I'm fine with my porn waifu
who else here has a porn waifu ?
I am waiting for the anarchist revolution to come
that's the meaning in my life right now
