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I know movie related things go on TV, but god damn Bucky's gun was awesome. I have never seen a SAW config like that before but it makes a lot of sense. And looks downright badass.

Cool guns in movies thread to go along with it I guess.
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>>29019607
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I posted this on the wrong board. Meant to post it on /k/

God damn it. I hate my life lads
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>>29019784
I haven't seen the movie yet but why the fuck would you use a saw like that instead of an AR-15
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>>29019607
dunno what the fuck was going on with that gun but it looked pretty good

What would you do to have a dick like this?

It's 11"
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Despite having a fuck ton of issues, I'm happy with my 6.5 inch penis.
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>>29019554
I'd do almost anything but I'd prefer a 7 inch penis to be quite honest. 7 inches seems like a good balance as long as it's thick.
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>>29019554
is she really happy, i mean is she just pseudo-happy brought on by her raging libido or is she fucking happy

if this was your daughter, how would you react

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What's better- 2D armpit or 3D armpit?

Post pictures and thoughts to prove your position!

I believe 3D is superior because they're natural, soft, and able to get stinky.
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I can lick and suck on a cute 3d arnpit. 2d armpits can only be looked at.
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What does girl pit smell like?
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>>29019549
My thoughts exactly.
>>29019551
Heaven I would assume.

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Go to beach with gf and her family
Bored shitless
See hot bitch sunbathing topless not far from where we've set up
Take some shots
Rage at the fact I'm at the beach with ppl I can't stand when theres perfection out there
Everyone leaves early because someone's kid gets sick
Make quick excuse to leave for a second to try and get more snaps
She's gone

>weekends suck
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>>29019531
Why aren't you taking snaps of your gf?
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>>29019531
thanks for sharing bro
saved
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>>29019556
Cause she's a plane jane

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>You never had a girlfriend and you never will
F-fuck you mommy
Shut your whore mouth
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>>29019511
There is virtually no difference between the reasoning that these people in the pic find this funny and the reason you faggots find this funny.
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>>29019511

This pic triggers me

Original comment
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>>29019670
its because they don't know the spaghetti reference

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Guy has a YouTube channel. Gets 100 views max. Still uploads videos. Seems like he enjoys it a lot. Creats a Patreon. 0 dollars per month.
Why does this makes me feel so bad, robots?
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>>29019491
what did you expect with 100 views?
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>>29019491
good luck going into yt for money
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>>29019523
I just discovered by his Patreon that he's been doing videos for almost 6 years. Damn, I wouldn't say he does it for money.

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Have therapy or meds or anything else ever helped you as a person?
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>>29019411

yes. my medicine is still illegal in most states.
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>>29019411
I only got better when I stopped all that bullshit and took responsibility for my life.
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therapy helps in a sense, you're forced to state your problems and explain them. meds work for some, personally numbed me. side effects were awful and felt like poison. they're at least worth a try. but yeah also being less of a faggot helps

>only attracted to skinny guys with homicidal tendencies

Someone make me feel less weird.
Go
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>>29019387
Rate this guy 1 to 10?
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>>29019387
>nice ribs, visible bones and ribcage
>ability to shoot guns properly
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>>29019425
Female Dodger Rodger is a solid 10. I want him to throw a vanilla latte on me and push me off a balcony. <3

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>That cute Stacy who you could never approach because she was always hanging out with her Chad and Stacy friends.
What was her /r9k/
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that's me now. they are too scared to approach me.

XD
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I went to a private all boys catholic school.
Its also why im afraid of women
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Alison, she was a ballet dancer and her body was perfection.

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>start learning how to play guitar
>start cords being played in my head when im not playing
>they sound so good i want to start playing guitar again
This is fun. I think I might've actually found a hobby. I'd suggest it.
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it's my birthday pls don't let me thread 404
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>>29019882
heres a (you) mfr
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>>29019882
fellow guitarfag here.
tell me about your guitar. what brand? how long since you started?

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Should I join the military?
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>>29019278
>joining the military in peacetime

Make sure it's the airforce or something. Don't sign up to clean bathroom tiles with toothbrushes or whatever other retarded shit infantry does.
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>>29019278
>asking a board that barely keeps themselves from committing suicide and/or shooting up schools because of what girls do to them indirectly
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>>29019278
Probably, seen as you can't even make your own decisions, you probably won't feel too out of your element in the military.

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Why haven't you got yourself a treefu yet? I just spent an hour with mine, a lovely little fig tree I named Adolph.

Trees are nature's providers. Just being near to one you love will fill you with cleansing energy and inspiration. Whether it be among the roots or up the branches, or perhaps nestled within a groove in the trunk.

How can a man be preoccupied with women, knowing that they exist to take from him his energy? A tree never takes, only gives, both physically and mentally. Forming a relationship with a tree will change your life.

>A friend to rest and reflect with
>A gym to get some exercise upon
>A loyal and forgiving provider, there whenever you need it

So /r9k/, what's your excuse?
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This is no joke, divorce your computer and marry a tree.
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Does it make you feel like you have somewhere you belong? That's how it makes me feel.
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Perfectly graceful and carefree, unlike any woman who lives

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I just found a cockroach in my room

IM SCARED OH WHAT DO I DO ANONS
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>>29019232
Call the exterminator.
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EAT IT! Seriously, you should put it in your mouth.
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>>29019232
Kill it, stupid. Ive had roaches all my life.

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Anybody ever get high off of taking 200 of these things? I did it for 2 years, shit is great.
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>anti-diarrhea
>Op post "shit is great"
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>>29019138
>inb4 someone tries this and can't shit for a month
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>>29019215
>>29019463
Loperamide is technically an opioid, but it's probably the worst option.

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>In a dystopian society, single people must find a mate within 45 days or be transformed into an animal of their choice.

Since there are a lot of virgins here, what animal will it be?
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>>29019134
Can I be an insect? I will probably be a mosquito or a fly or any other small flying insect.
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>>29019134
>animal of my choice

I pick the human beings, they can be really cute animals. Do I get to decide my specific appearance?
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>>29019134
A black man. Closes animal to a human.

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