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How old are you guys?
What's your reason for still being a virgin?
>>29016621
27. Kept holding out for a virgin and rejected tons of girls because of it. When I asked out the virgins they all rejected me. Seems like it is my destiny to die a virgin. So be it I have zero interest in losing it to some whore.
21.
Years of being a silent passive faggot accumulated and that's the result. My social instincts is in the shit. I hate myself but not enough to actually fix anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNDrxZ2gU4c
>>29016621
19
because grills make me nervous
>the feeling when having no boyfriend
:c
>>29016350
this thread was made by a man
>>29016371
Whatever u say bro
>>29016350
I'm 6'3, have a big dick, and a handsome face. Be my gf. You will have to eat my ass, though.
Why does the shit float to the top of Youtube? They're all the same and they've stained LPs in general, everyone has this assumption about Lets Plays now but there are some decent ones, they just end up getting 100 subscribers.
Why did money have to get involved?
Post decent Youtubers, or post shit ones.
Youtube is mostly children and teenagers and ALWAYS has been. You just grew out of the major content demographic.
Let's get rooooight into the noose
>>29016135
That limey cunt makes me want to vomit
Who else just comes to this board to laugh at the pity parties that are thrown here?
>Literally a board of people too autistic to change their behavior so they won't get ostracized
>Get mad when someone suggests they be themself
>Literally know inside they need to change, but just refuse to
Most of this is brought on yourselves in that sense, sure a fair few do get the shit end of the stick in no fault of your own. But even more 'robots' bring it upon themselves by acting like weird little spergs instead of trying to actually change themself for the better and just come here to get pity for their little spergish ways.
>attemptingtoexplainanunfamiliarconcept
>>29015934
Well it's on these people to either rage or try and take the hint.
>>29015883
Are you fucking kidding me?
You know nothing about what this board is
Either lurk more or get out
Who here literally has NO real friends?
if you need friends to be entertained you're a bitch
Me but i don't really care
>>29015635
>Who here literally has NO real friends?
I think there are quite a few people here like this senpai, it's not that rare
I have no friends, but I think I've acclimated to live like this, I don't even think I would enjoy having friends at this point
>I knew I shouldn't have eaten all that food before getting into my swimsuit. You don't think my stomach sticks out too far, do you, anon?
How do you respond?
You're stomach is fine
But why do you need to wear a bathing suit if we are about to cuddle in bed together?
>>29015489
You're a fat piece of shit. A moral failure. Kill yourself.
>>29015489
ohhhh myyyyy goodddd I wanna cm in her so badly
Hair loss thread
J U S T
>>29015331
it looks normal dude...
>>29015343
Not him but I'm similar. This is how it starts my dude, the top of my head is thinning so fucking fast
>hair normal in march
>half of it is gone now
kill me
IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT
TIME FOR A QT CHART THREAD
I got about halfway through filling out the top part when I realized nobody reads them and girls don't exist here and even if they did they're seeking attention.
>>29015219
r8 other people's charts and post your own.
if you see someone who interests you, share contact info and make memes real.
wouldnt be the first time people have gotten bf/gf's from these threads.
>>29015234
>posting in these threads to get a female partner
>not trying to get a cute, male partner
Get the fuck out of here.
Actual NEET/hikki thread!
What does your day consist of?
>wake up at whatever time
>open curtains slightly to judge what time it is
>exercise for 30 minutes, pushups, pullups, situps, jumping jacks
>make cup ramen and watch anime
>play vidya
>think about killing myself
>take a nap
>wake up and play vidya or watch more anime
>browse interwebs and eat another cup ramen
>think about killing myself some more
>fap
>sleep
>repeat
>>29014146
>wake up sometime in the afternoon
>turn on computer
>wash face
>use computer/play vidya
>eat and watch TV
>computer/vidya some more
>maybe eat again after a while
>after that more computer/vidya
>shower eventually
>computer/vidya
>sleep around 8 or 9 am
>>29014146
>wake up at any time
>go back to sleep
>wake up again
>computer/vidya
>eat
>computer/vidya
>fap
>eat
>computer/vidya
>sleep
Shower occasionally. I'm a piece of shit.
Im in constant fog so i cant remember what im doing
>17 year old pussy??? EWWW Fucking DISGUSTING *retching sounds OH GOD IM GOING TO THROW UP
>girls are not attractive until the DAY they turn 18
Interesting fact: there is actually a test where they will show you pictures of girls like this age, with a wire around your dick and if your blood pressure increases subconsciously they will send you back into detainment for mental treatment
Studies examining the efficiency of using penile plethysmograph to distinguish pedophilic men from non-pedophilic men, including hebephiles, show that a majority can be correctly assigned to the proper category.[23][24][25] Sensitivity of a phallometric test is defined as the accuracy of the test to identify pedophilic (or hebephilic) individuals as having these sexual interests. Specificity of these tests is defined as the accuracy of the test to identify non-pedophilic (or non-hebephilic) individuals as such.
" including hebephiles, "
just wait till penis inspection day, you are SO Fucked
In government funded mental healthcare facilities, where you are locked without trial they make you take this test at least once a month, you cannot leave until you pass and experience not even a latent subconscious attraction to any girl under the age of 18.
uhgghhhhhhhh disgustinggggggg
Do Bandage or Miles create these threads?
>>29013991
no
its anonymous poster
Evening anons.
Grab a cup of cocoa/tea/coffee and tell us anything about your day.
>>29013110
Got myself a cup of Darjeeling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WvW2de_F3I
>>29013162
Delicious stuff. How was your day?
>Had job interview today
>Got there.
>Waiting at this door
>Knock
>Nothing
>Call, Straight to voice mail nothing.
>Wait
>Wait
>Give up
>Leave
>3 hours later different place calls.
>Got an interview monday.
>Well okay then.
So I guess that's nice.
How to fix US high schools:
>mandatory 8 classes must be offered per year
>4 years of math (with a senior "why math doesn't suck" class to get misfits inspired)
>4 years of science (same deal)
>2 years of English (one reading and one writing class)
>3 years of computers
>2 years of a single sport (can be waived for after school participation)
>3 years of social sciences (world history, u.s. history, gubment)
>1 year of fine arts
>1 year of how the world fucking works
>10 elective credits
>Before graduation, the student must have proof of a job or college acceptance
Need a bigger carrot.
30k cash for completing high-school
50k if you complete it with good grades
100k if you complete it with perfect grades
>>29012663
Like a minimum wage for graduates like what Norway does?
Bring back skilled trade programs
ITT: things girls will never do with us
>you'll never go out at night to the carnival, have fun and kiss on a ride
>>29011462
why do you do this to me anon,
why do you make this thread?
>>29011517
feel the feels of life.
Suicide is a reboot I've realized, I came so close in this life.
>>29011553
>a reboot
What do you mean?
1. Aline - the anal queen
2. Abigaile Johnson
3. Mia Malkova
4. Jennifer White
5. Sunny Lane
6. Dani Daniels
7. Madison Monroe
8. Angel Rain
9. Ellen Saint
10. Latex Lucy
11. Staci Silverstone
12. Erika Bella
13. Angela White
14. Alana Rains
15. Jynx Maze
16. Amber Blank
17. Jordana James
18. Emily Grey
19. Franceska Jaimes
20. Lola Foxx
21. Christy Mack
22. Valentina Nappi
23. Mandy Muse
24. Angell Summers
25. Noelle Easton
26. Remy Lacroix
27. Liza Del Sierra
28. Emma Butt
29. Sharon Lee
30. Gigi Rivera
>idolizing alpha roasties
>>29010512
>Top thirty
Damn son.
I like thicc ones like Kelly Divine and AJ Applegate.
Cynthia Bang
Mercedes Cash
Jessi Stone
Alice Green
ITT: We talk about our normie/chad qualities
I work out and ride a motorcycle
I'm still a loser who's never had a girlfriend though.
I work out ocasionally.
Im not fit or anything, but I guess I could be worse. I feel its a very normie thing to do.
I wear a normy mask everyday. It's fucking tiring
I workout and has a 6 pack and I take dance lessons in which I have contact with females.
Still 22 kv never had a gf.
