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Redpill me on life as an ENTP.
You will make easy acquintaces but it is difficult to make real friendships.
t. fellow ENTP
>>29002415
What about gf? will I ever get one?
the most introverted extrovert type
like debating, no matter how knowledgable they actually are on the topic
enjoy pranks and childish humor
likely to have liberal and/or libertarian political beliefs
the only e type that could be considered robots
pals thread, lets get it going.
Mods do it for FREE
ORIGINALLY
Posting in a dead thread with original comment
>doing it for free on R NINE KAY
Scum, original though.
>You will never go gear fourth and vanquish your enemies with king kong gun
>>28960732
that looks retarded as shit
shounen is shit
>tfw you will never fight your best friend nd me up later
>>28960844
>t.hibishit euphorieumfag
>>28960732
I liked how they gave it a touch of Nogaku, been missing that ever since Kumadori and Enies Lobby.
Also...
>tfw you'll never be a zombie jumping off a tower accompanied by Beethoven's 9th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUjREpilPq4
>shorter than my mom
>Youngest brother grew taller
>>29019493
Same thing here, what's your height OP?
>>290195365'3
hiroblox
I am so sick of you beta cucks. You faggots all work convenience store jobs, mumble when talking to people, then get mad when someone with more than a 3rd grade education corrects you.
I live in portland, brought a pre-rolled joint, realized I didnt have a lighter. Went into plaid whatever the fuck its called, tried to buy a lighter. The little bitch boy behind the counter goes "that's funny, some underager tried to buy a lighter off me just now"
"Ok, so I want a lighter"
"How do I know you're not buying it for him?"
"Listen retard, I just want to buy a fucking lighter so I can smoke this pre-rolled"
He mumbles something under his breath and takes my money and probably posted about it on 4chan later.
>>29019396
would definitely smash. i've never really cared about the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule.
>>29019396
>paying for weed
>buying pre-rolled weed
>not growing your own
>2016 not dabbing nug runned concentrates
i see who the real cuck is in this story.
>>29019396
i dont really get it. are you bragging about yelling at some cashier dude to the internet people?
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Why can't I get boys?
What do you look like and I'll tell you why.
>>29019326
Shave your asshole and start taking estrogen.
>>29019399
fuck no, i'm not a tranny
How do I quit chronic masturbation? I'm serious. I probably masturbate around four to five times a day and I'm tired of it. FUCK.
>>29019279
get a hobby or a job faggot
>>29019279
I once did swear not to ever advise this, but here it goes: start smoking.
I shit you not.
Deadlift a whole bunch without gloves or chalk and fuck up your hands. You'll get blisters that hurt too much to fap. Once those heal over you'll have callouses that make your hands so rough that fapping wont feel as good.
>tfw missed out on childhood love
>tfw missed out on teenage love
>tfw no matter how good life gets in the future, I will never get my youth back
>tfw had childhood love
>tfw had teenage love
>tfw missing out on adult love
>>29019189
If you have bad genes, then u was doomed from the beginin of your life, so the rest doesnt matters. You will just have to accept this and kill yourself, or move on
>tfw you don't even want love any more, just tolerance
Why do women make this shit up that doesn't actually work?
more likely she'll be like
>"not again..."
>>29019188
It does work though. But only if you're Chad of course.
>>29019188
This does not work unless the girl is really vain and needy, most will pretend to like it to make guys feel better.
>tfw gf blew me off to hang out with her friends
>bought her a present and wanted to buy her dinner
>tfw
>>29019073
sorry buddy. that's a shitty feeling. Just remember you have yourself and the kindness in your heart to keep you company tonight.
>>29019359
And his hand (Your hand is better anyway).
>>29019073
>letting your whore go outside without male supervision from yourself or her relatives
kys
>"Anon, don't focus on girls, focus on yourself and you will find someone when you least expect it."
Is this a fucking meme? What sort of fucking retarded backwards advice is this?
I'm TIRED of hearing this bullshit.
>>29019039
Because it works you stupid cuck. Your hot pocket basement dwelling self isnt attractive to anyone.
Who wants to be friends with someone who has no personality?
>>29019047
I've been alone my entire life, how much longer do I have to be alone to find someone?
Everyday I'm reminded of how much of a failure I am.
That 13 year old kid was able to land a women, his teacher twice his age, and she jeopardized her career for him and actually considered keeping his child.
Wtf? How? Why is life like this?
Be honest white bois and rat DNA having asians,y'all don't want girlfriends you want boipucci
>Protip:blacks can't be bots
>>29018950
Come again? I speak English, not Ebonics.
>>29018950
But anon huffingtonpost says blacks are the most homosexual race in america with almost 10% being members of the /lgbt/ community making their number almost triple the next highest race.
>>29018950
I will never get tired of this image
How do you robots manage your vidya/anime time?
Well I'm a NEET so I don't have to mange my time at all
>>29018817
I don't play vidya because I'm not a preteen/autist/beta, and I only watch an anime maybe once or twice a year.
>>29019008
>I'm not a preteen/autist/beta
>I only watch an anime maybe once or twice a year.
That shit don't sound right
>walking from class to my car
>guy from my class walking the same way
>making small talk
>"you know anon, you actually look a lot like Cristiano Ronaldo but with glasses"
>get home and look at myself in the mirror
>tfw I actually do except I look like his young 20 year old self
Does this mean I can make it? I mean Ronaldo turned pic related into what he looks like currently.
Has anyone ever told you you look like someone famous?
You goofy muthafucka
>>29018657
maybe if you could afford braces and started working out.
not a bad template to start off with op.
i get compared to a lot of major kpop celebrities all the time but its not hard to look like one if you're asian.
>>29018711
Well I have already gotten the braces done, my teeth were always actually pretty good. It's just the face. I look like 20 year old him except with the hairstyle he has on the right.
Are all the other Americans asleep right now?
Did all the wagecucks go to bed?
American wagecuck here
You'll never get rid of me
I'm going to Six Flags over Georgia tomorrow and not even paying for it.
Stay fucking mad NEETlord
nah i dont go in til late
we will never be free from the retarded stormkiddies and ultraconformists, anon. If you can't afford a ticket to china, just buy a gun and end your life. Our suffering is not worth it.
