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Are you sad because you browse r9k or browse r9k because you're sad?
>>29016539
Eyebrows because I'm sad. This has been going on for too long though.
I fall into the case of the latter. /r9k/ is my comfy place.
I think it is a vicious cycle at this point.
Here is a novel thought experiment which I came across yesterday while on a walk. It is intended to serve as an argument against utilitarian, hedonist, social contract, and egoist ethical schools.
Suppose there is a homeless man who lives in a park. He is an innocent man; that is, he does not break the law. He is also without family or friends. He is a completely neutral man who would not be missed if he were to vanish.
Now, four men are walking through this park late one night when they come across the homeless man. These four men happen to be a little sick in the head in that they enjoy murder. They lure the homeless man back to their apartment and give him a quick, painless death which then gives these four strange men a great high which lifts up their moods, exciting them for weeks. They do not feel one speck of guilt for killing this man, and they only killed him because they feel good when they kill people.
Was it ethical for the four men to kill the hobo? Was it immoral? More people found pleasure than harm in this act, so the Utilitarianists and Randians alike should, in theory, defend the murder. I would appreciate your angles on this. Don't argue based on your feelings alone, but think rationally about why the four men's deed was justified or unjust.
>>29016495
Babby's taking his first philosophy class in community college, eh?
>>29016495
This is what autistic philosophy without common sense looks like
>>29016495
>Randians
>utilitarians
what in the fuck
I graduate from high school tomorrow /r9k/! Any tips on how to get through it? I also have to lock arms with a girl I like when leaving and entering.
>that's the most contact I have ever had with a girl
>>29016456
Youre still young kid. Wait untill you're 25. You need to just fuck around untill that time. Try to get some puss. It will help you become more self assured, relaxed, and life will just be easier. Fuck your graduation. I didn't go to mine
Graduation is such a waste of time, all the teachers act like you're their favorite student and that you've done so well. It's all fake feel good bullshit. Side note, if the girl is single ask if you can hang out after graduation if you're ballsy enough, if not, try not to overthink it and just enjoy the contact
What do you mean tips? Just daydream through the speeches, get your stupid manufactured diploma, and go home and jerk off
I have been three days without sleep.
Please help me r9k.
I'm seeing things moving that don't exist. Seeing and listening visions.
It's like I I'm in a place between reality and dreams.
>>29016278
Your body can not survive more than 7 cobsecutive days without sleep.
Sleep is still a mystery to medicine. To this day, it lacks an objective explanation on why we sleep and why the lack of it fucks us up so badly.
>>29016278
Seek medical help instead of talking about it on mongolian websites
>>29016332
>Your body can not survive more than 7 cobsecutive days without sleep.
Yes it can.
>>29016278
You're only going to feel shittier and shittier and get more and more paranoid and fearful the longer you go without sleep, so get to a doctor or the emergency room or whatever if you've really been making a good effort to sleep but still can't. Get somebody else to drive you so you don't crash.
Post 'em and discuss.
>>29016128
I kinda think 'Drive' had a robot protagonist.
>>29016231
Explain?
Orgjsjjd
>>29016128
the original robot film
Has anybody ever heard of the Franklin scandal? I've been digging around for the past few days and this is what I've found.
>Late 80's
>Black man named Larry King is arrested for embezzlement of the Franklin Credit Union
>People dig into the case even further
>Turns out this guy was apparently in control of an elite pedophile/drug ring
>Children were kidnapped off the streets and taken to mansions so that grown men could have sex with them
>The rabbit hole goes deeper
>Corrupt politicians were involved, local police officers were involved
>Pedophile ring extends all the way to the white house (pic related)
>Witnesses/victims either suddenly change their testimony's, disappear, or mysteriously die
>FBI shows no interest in pursuing the case
>Nobody accused is every questioned or charged
>May 3, 1994
>Discovery Channel has a documentary regarding the entire situation scheduled to air at 9 pm
>At the last minute the rights to the program are bought out by an unknown entity, the program doesn't air, and all copies of the film are ordered to be destroyed (Unfinished, bootlegged copy can be found on Youtube. Search: ''conspiracy of silence")
tl;dr elite pedophile ring involving political figures covered up by the CIA
Do any Robots know about this?
bumping
asdfasdf
>>29016118
Is that the one Hillary and Bill are connected to? The one that was also connected to George Bush Senior.
Wasnt this an episode of Tru Detective season 2?
/r9k/ is better than /b/. Prove me wrong.
>>29016117
Gonna need sauce, you fag.
>>29016286
I never give sauce unless my threads are over 100 posts.
The source is a recent manga that came out
/b/ hasn't been good since 2007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cM55AJ1WEn
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kzXdYPmOWs
>>29016213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q0HVl4Kb5n
>>29016213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CAY4lQ8fD9
SOMEONE HELP I DONT WANT TO DIE ALONE
>>29016047
sorry famalam we all in the same boat
>>29016078
biggest fear in life
>finally find oneitis
>marry
>she divorces you, takes your money, your house, your kids, and your memories
I'm not sure if this is better than dying alone
>>29016145
>still wanting women or any romantic interaction at all
shit choice teebeeaych phaamm
>tfw the qt girl you like is a stripper
WHY?! WHY DOES LIFE DO THIS TO ME?!
>>29016008
Hey that means you can just pay her to see her get naked
That's awesome. You don't have to play any games and you're gonna see the goods whether she likes you back or not
>>29016008
You're so lucky m8. I wish I can see my crush naked just for $100 and so
I'd never have her as gf anyway. Being able to see her naked is just a big plus
>>29016034
It was my Chad friend who told me that she's a stripper. He went to a birthday party at a strip club with another Chad, and saw her working there.
She doesn't know that I know. I've already went out with her once last weekend. We got drunk and danced with a lot of grinding. Kissed her too.
Hey goy, how's that job going? You like it? I hope you do, you'll be doing it until you die
>>29015997
>implying i have that type of job security
>>29015997
>>29016039
>implying half of us robots half that type of job security
Joke's on you, I haven't had a job in 2 months.
Nothing in this world disgusts me more than the female psyche.
Man I miss those cars.
>>29015974
And is that related to your pic? Fuck you faggot.
>>29016032
Tauruses were literally targeted to females though.
>Be in class
>Get assigned into a group and a girl starts talking to me
>She asks me, "What's your favourite anime, Anon?"
>I've prepared for this moment for a long time
>"I like Pokemon and Fate/Zero (to my knowledge this anime is on Netflix, a normalfag website), those are the only animes (I went against my oath here calling the plural of anime "animes" and not "anime" since most normalfags don't know the true pluralization of the word) I have seen, they are good."
>Her face shows no sign of disapproval nor did she gainsay me afterwards
>Truth is I've seen over 250 anime, my favourite is Legend of the Galatic Heroes
What would you say if faced with this question?
>>29015965
Anime is fucking gay LMAO
>>29015965
>"What the fuck is anime?"
>>29015965
>Legend of the Galatic Heroes
Why do so many people like this? I tried watching it but couldn't get into it at all
Robots are outside of society. But only because society chased them away with (metaphorical) pitchforks and torches.
Robots are typically defective in some clear, measurable way. They're not afraid of social interactions, they're incapable of them. Robots are autistic, or horrifyingly disfigured, or disgustingly ugly. Actual robots didn't leave society, they were chased out. (With sordid words and stares of disgust replacing the pitchforks and torches)
If you can reliably go a day without anyone giving you a look of disgust or mocking you, you're not really a robot. You're a human who decided the company of defective freaks is 'funner' or more interesting than that of your peers.
Actual robots are like Bernard Marx from BNW. They're desperate for any approval from the normal people; And they hate the normal people because of the fact that normal people are accepted into the social club that is life.
They tend to hate women, not because they're all whores, but because they all COULD be whores if they wanted. Even the most ugly, awkward, and stupid woman could become a slut. Sluts and whores aren't hated, they get to exist in society. Robots don't. They get mocked, and teased, and glared at by almost everyone they meet, every place they go.
They don't want to be alone, they're forced to. And because they are forced to sepparation and/or isolation, they grow to hate everyone else. They hate everyone because of jealous spite.
Tldr: You're probably a cyborg
I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fucking mind! You should try it. I can help. I can hold the mirror!
>>29015916
damn really makes you start really thinking
>>29015916
This is a valid description on certain people with bad luck in life and inborn mental disabilities but I don't think any of them are on this website. This is more of a high school hangout website for kids who fucked a few times and are bored after playing video games. Wizchan may be the place you are looking for OP, or simply speak with people who have odd hobbies, they will relate.
Oh, gross!
Oh my God, who stinks?!
>>29015912
not me, i obsessively make sure im clean and smell good if i leave the house
>>29016168
its not enough
they can still smell you
use rubbing alcohol on a rag
>>29015912
The kid in the anime t-shirt.
