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>tfw unironically participate in an online cuckold community
Have I hit rock bottom yet lads?
Ur just starting
why do cuckolds pretend it's not some weird racist gay fantasy?
your groups symbol is literally a black man. why are you SO utterly obsessed and attracted to black men?
>>29012645
for me this started when i got about 19 and i realized i was ugly and disgusting and will never have a normal relationship, so normal porn reminded me of that, and i can only watch bottom of the barrel degenerate stuff, cuckoldry is one of those
Post your /feels/ music here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT5fUK_5pRw
i swear to god the guitar sounds like it's crying in this song
>>29012564
Empyrium best feels band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBexhCsZK70
bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7zHZrcHdxg
>>29012564
Jason Walker - Cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m15Xnqw1V6w
>That feel when you're smarter than everyone you know.
>>29012532
>That feel when you think you are smarter than everyone and a solid 8/10 and you fail your degree and get literally zero matches on Tinder
>>29012563
You're among friends, bro
Let it all out
I take it you never went on to any form of higher education OP?
>Tfw no gentle dom GF/BF
this is fucking bullshit
>tfw no bf to make me his pet
Yeah I'm a guy
>>29012673
Nice taste nigga
>>29012723
Maybe I can be your bf anon :3
Sanctified edition
he did nothing wrong to be honestus familiaris
>>29012416
here it is, friend
>>29012416
I know many will disagree with me though.
I'm sick of normies posting here that people don't get made fun of on the daily and pretend that we're shit posting
>Have to walk a block to my car because of construction
>on the way some teenages yells "nice pants" and start calling me a fatass
>hold back tears and they begin to make fun of me about to cry
>Get to my call put on happy music and go to grocery store
>Worker looks at me and visibly restraining her laughter well trying to get her co-worker's to look at me too
Fuck normies, "kids will grow up and stop making fun of you" , well then why are adults and NEW kids still making fun of me faggots? This torture will never end and I just wish sweet sweet death would come to me.
I want to chastise you both for being a tripfag and a fat fuck, but I agree with what you're saying so I'm torn.
>>29012448
You realize r9k used to be pretty much all tripfags, right?
>>29012789
it sure didn't, fatass
>wrapped my cat up in a blanket and carried it around the house amused as it squirmed and tried to claw it's way out
>smeared shit all over the bathroom floor
>elbowed a kid in the teeth on a bouncy castle, couldn't understand why he was crying, kept on bouncing
>used to play god with ant/ant hives. Killing them and also deliberately placing ladybirds near ants and watching them get dragged into the hive
>stole a friend's Gogo crazybones(anyone remember these things?) sneakily stole them when he wasn't looking.
Your turn
The ant one sounds like it was fun. I used to fuck around with bugs like that when I was a kid too.
>>29012404
haha yeah. Don't mean to sound like a bastard but I really enjoyed it. Good childhood memories
I said "whites only" to some nigger kid who wanted to see some DBZ book I had. Got in some deep shit.
>Listening to radio
>Hosts are making fun of 64 year old guy who got penis transplant
>He still lives with his mom, has never been married, and has no family
>Hosts are making fun of him and asking why does a guy like that even need a penis
>Start thinking about my own situation
>Why do I need my dick or balls? Im a 28 year old khv. Chances are Ill never get laid. They'll never be more than an annoyance and never be used as nature intended.
>>29012288
you technically don't need testicles as the only function is for reproduction. you shouldn't limit your options without a sound reason (testicular cancer is pretty much the only logical reason).
you obviously need a penis unless you want to pee through catheters for the rest of your life. I've never been in that situation, but I can tell you from second hand experience it is hell
>>29012384
/thread, hosts on the radio better hope they never lose their dicks
>>29012384
Of course you need your testicles. Do you even hormones, homie?
>>29012288
>>Why do I need my dick or balls? Im a 28 year old khv.
If you are asexual or religious or whatever that's fine. But if you want to lose it but have trouble getting with girls, why don't you try a professional? I know guys who managed to get better with women after they had sex with a prostitute. It took the pressure of them and made them more secure about potentially ending up in a situation where the girl would expect them to take initiative.
>being attracted to any female that talks to you
I want to get off this wild ride
>>29012265
Holy fuck are you me, OP?
Even a small interaction will get me hooked. Im so lonely.
>>29012374
it's a hard life
>random grill gives me attention
>imagine life together
>Go to Uni
>Drive a straight piped STi for dat rumble
>It's loud as shit and you can hear it half a mile away, so people naturally turn their head
>Pull up to a stoplight right as a campus bus is unloading and loading passengers
>Light turns green
>Give it gas and let off clutch
>Car is barely moving and I'm over 5k RPMs
>Stall in front of 50+ people
>Realize I was trying to start in 4th gear
>People honking and students laughing
>Put it in first and drive away frantically
>Car backfires
>Get pulled over by campus police and get ticket for disobeying noise ordinance for not having any mufflers or resonators
I still have 3 more years of living here
>>29012198
> intentionally making your car loud
Mommy and daddy didn't give you enough attention? Lol
>>29013143
This
You tiny-cocked fuckboy wannabe
>>29012198
You had it coming m80. Never show off, it'll backfire on you (literally lol).
Why don't you just buy happiness anon?
Are you one of those "hurr durr it's not real happiness" normies?
Because I don't have the money to.
I am pretty certain that if I did have money I would be happy.
Because I can't find any drug dealers
>>29012146
With what money?
Regardless of that, I'm not sure if what would make me happy is available for purchase.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/11/06/we-should-stop-putting-women-in-jail-for-anything/
>It sounds like a radical idea: Stop incarcerating women, and close down women's prisons. But in Britain, there is a growing movement, sponsored by a peer in the House of Lords, to do just that.
>The argument is actually quite straightforward: There are far fewer women in prison than men to start with - women make up just 7 percent of the prison population. This means that these women are disproportionately affected by a system designed for men.
>>29012141
I was cynical at first OP, I didn't expect that article to be as bad as you made it seem.
I get it, these people view "privilege" in a very two dimensional way. To them, women are flat out disadvantaged, and therefore to rebalance the scales we need to focus all of our effort on women so that they're equal to men again.
Or perhaps they don't think that way. She mentioned that women are essential to society, as if men are somehow not. Perhaps this person genuinely thinks that women deserve better treatment because they're women regardless of whether a patriarchy exists or not.
>>29012141
So we shoot them right?
Or we allow women to be career criminals. I think prisons are the best solution.
One thing that did throughly amuse me is that it's being discussed that trannies who don't disclose their gender history to sexual partners can face rape charges, due to the impossibility of informed concent.
Take that you tittyskittles popping lunatics lol.
In other news, crimes of all types spike, with over 90% of perpetrators being female. Government and law officials powerless.
News at 11
Can we agree that kids of BMWF make the best athletes? Tonight, it gonna show
im also excited for tonight's game, gonna go to a friends house and smoke, drink a beer and watch.
Steph mom ain't white.
>>29012935
GSW will win by 30+
lel i'm 34 and i sleep 14 hours a day, do whatever i want whenever i want, no stress, no pressure, no forced expectations to perform.
life's good.
>>29012117
>lel i'm 34 and i sleep 14 hours a day, do whatever i want whenever i want, no stress, no pressure, no forced expectations to perform.
life's good.
you must be in denial if you think anyone on the internet gives a shit you fucking virgin neckbeard
>>29012117
nice man hope to be you one day
>>29012117
Same here. I feel like im the king of the world
What do I do with this tortoise, r9k?
Many, many things.
What matters is what you want to do with it.
>>29012026
Let him do whatever he wants.
Btw nice dock ;)
>>29012026
Don't throw it in the water
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