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Vintage edition.
Also robot pls stop edition.
It will do. I don't see this thread getting much beyond 100 posts before it 404s at 5am.
Post waifus
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>>29007806
>the image from last year
>in the exact same depressed situation as I was when it was originally posted
Life is just pure banter really isn't it
maybe if I kill people women will love me
naw man just grow a mustache
look at this shite
Even he has admirers now. Women love killers.
Sad/funny/unfortunate tinder pics/profiles
Other dating apps welcome
Starting off with some nick cage OC
>>29007628
Reached my 600th match today
>>29007695
Nice. Has anything ever come of those 600?
>>29007628
girl on the left has incredibly narrow jaw and gummy smile
some surgery is needed ASAP
how do I stop having a fat fetish?
woops wrong image
>>29007540
Looks like Kid Krule
Try getting fit. I raised my standards when I moved up
Can you tell if someone is a virgin just by looking at them?If so what do you look for and how obvious is it?
>>29007517
>implying something magically changes the moment you get laid
No. You can't tell.
>>29007517
I dont think you can unless its glaringly obvious. All ny friends think im a virgin for example but i boned some married woman through Craigslist
You don't see them, they're in their rooms playing eve online like me.
They don't go outside.
Join me and become a pawn for me to use in order to take over this board.
Or don't and find out what happens to the filthy roaches who oppose me.
Sure, I'll "join" you. You're dancing on my strings, so why wouldn't I?
You think I'm just a pawn in your games.
Hey guys! What are we doing? Can I help?
Which is better qt gf? Left or right?
I'd say 1 to Palvin tbqh :3
>>29007382
the one that doesn't look like a man
Would you marry her on the spot?
Is there a worse robot trait than having no (0) friends?
Absolutely no one to share experiences with, or to turn to if hurt or worried. Or to just have a nice pleasant conversation about things.
/r9k/ is the closest thing I have to a friend. You guys are my friends. I'm so pathetic.
>>29007346
I can be your friend anon
add me on discord
RetroGhost#3687
I've been a friendless loser for quite some time too. You get used to it.
>>29007412
I don't know what discord is
I've been unsure of making friends on /r9k/ because the last few times I've tried it you turn out to just be here to laugh at losers like myself. Or you're a loser too, but you're so broken and mentally ill you end up scaring me.
>won the genetic lottery
>won the ACTUAL lottery
some people live life on easy mode
its not fair
That's what suicide is for anon
life isnt fair anon, and you better get used to it. stop pitying yourself and do something useful, dont give yourself excuses you poor excuse for a human being
>>29007327
fuck off spoony
ITT: we summon escortbro.
Also /marina general/.
Post the latest items in your marina folders.
>>29007300
Is that actually her???? Escortbro posted pics? Or did someone find her escort page. Fuccckkkk what a lucky bitch
>>29007300
Wow, solid qt.
Was there a thread after #9?
>You will never live in a dystopian cyberpunk city
>You will never walk through the rainy streets, filled with a plethora of gentle neon lights
>You will never eat at your favourite street noodle bar as people fly above you in their "cars"
>You will never look out into the city from your skyscraper apartment window at night as it rains
>You will never have a gf
>You will die alone in this shit reality
Why live?
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrRNj4tP4Sc
Go to Beijing, it's close enough
>>29007278
Dont remind me. I absolutely enjoy eyber dystopian shit
>>29007278
Soon friend we will
>"I've looked at you at the corner of my eyes for months, and I've wanted you. I feel like there's galaxies of distance between you and other people. I felt like giants restrained my arms and legs and have made it impossible to move towards you, even if my mind screamed for you. I wish I was more of a dumbass, so I could talk to you without fear. No one else but me could've appreciated you as much as I would have. I would admire you for hours. I would drop everything and run miles, just to be able to look at you across a room. I would've done anything for you, slept in a kennel, walked on all fours, bought you food. I would've devoted my life to you. I had no one else at the time.. my life didn't matter in any other way. Just someone, take me somewhere away from my solitude. No, you're not boring. Sitting on a couch and being lazy bums with you was the most perfect moment of my life. I would be happy to be stuck in time forever at that moment. Perfect, eternal bliss. Please.. come back."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3frbQm6YmI
hold up pal
are you tryna give me a feel
Pizza is a nice person, but like all trannies, "she" is very mentally ill, and thus not someone one should spend a lot of time with
>>29007276
why did you add this mentally ill faggots pic in videoyou used to be my favorite tripfag but you turned out to be a cunt
Do girls watch hentai?
some do
some dont
source: i am a girl
also i do
Every weeb girl I ever knew watched copious amounts of hentai and harem
They also all mained Marth without exception
>>29007474
Post legs!???
FKN PLS, muting me me for requesting legs..
>tfw you want to go outside because the weather is nice but don't know what to do so you just stay inside and browse 4chan
>>29007155
go to the park
>>29007155
Get something to eat from the store/gas station?
Need deoderant? toothpaste? shampoo? lube? Go get it.
Go to the mall. Browse clothes, try things on. Don't have to buy anything.
Go for a walk at a park
People watching
When you're anxious those things seem like things only weird people do. At least thats what I thought. You can do it!
>>29007155
stay inside and browse 4chan
I want to bring her back to life with my semen
>>29007129
> But how can you see into my eyes like open doors?
>>29007122
One less attentionwhore.
>>29007129
Interdasting
Originalio familia
