>He fell for the neet meme
>He fell for the girlfriend meme
>He fell for the "lift weights" meme
>He fell for the friends meme
>He fell for the college meme
i can't tell if you're mocking those things or are making fun of people who fell for any one of them.
>fell for the "try hard in life and you can be whatever you want to be" meme
>tfw fell for the college meme
Hi /r9k/
I tried to fight you, i tried to resist you. I told friends they were being idiots when they quoted you. I wanted it all to not be true. I wanted to have hope.
Well I'm here now. Heart just got broken. Again. I have no one to talk to about it because the people I talk to include
>The girl in question
>The guy I just learned she has a crush on
>Other people I can't tell that I had a fling with the girl because she wanted it to be secret and they know both...
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>>29005099
Someone please tell me she's a whore. Tell me I'm worthless and shouldn't have had hope in the first place. Just set me free of this whole debacle.
>>29005135
well most women are not so nice and think of themselves (unless they want you), I don't know who you are, so Cant say your worth.
What I will say from being alone for a long time is if you relate your worth to other people you will forever be stuck in the cycle of low self worth and depression
>be me
>never been loved
>friend I have a crush on in suicidal
>spend 8 hours a night talking through her issues
>talk her out of suicide after dozens upon dozens of hours
>Miss a ton of school including an exam just to save her
>go from a crush to madly in love
>she tells me she doesn't love me back and that she can't...
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>Is your 401k doing well?
>other investments? Iras?
>property?
Post age, years in job, and amount in retirement monies
>33
>10 years as engineer
>$46,000 in retirement accounts
>never gonna retire though....
>company match is 4%, so not too bad
>>29005056
in an other 100 years you might be able to retire
>>29005056
WTF is this normalfag bullshit?
Reminder that if you have ANYTHING saved up other than GDP, and if you are employed whatsoever, you are a NORMIE and need to LEAVE THIS BOARD ASAP.
Yes, that includes you, OP. Fuck off.
>not being retired at 35 on gimmedats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS7et14ZXBs
Thoughts?
>>29005007
First time listening to her talk, why is her voice so fucking hypnotizing.I'm a normie so it's not that I'm some kv
she's cute
I cant watch this
why did you post this
>>29005007
she looks like danisnotonfire
(kill me)
Would you step on this puppy for 18 billion dollars?
without legal consequence of animal abuse id do it for like 5k maybe.
I'll do anything for cash, cuz I'm short.
>step on
I only weigh 135 lb, not going to kill him if I step on a foot. I'd do it for $5
2011
>Gender is a social construct.
2016
>Gender issues is a serious thing!
>>29004923
well social constructs are serious issues
fuck feminists though, they piggy back on the lives of trans to get wimmin rights
If gender is a social construct. Then why do trannies feel the need to change their sex to match their supposed gender?
If gender is a social construct rather than a biologically thing, then wouldn't they be able to be the female gender in a male body, and not have to mutilate their body to match their sex with their gender?
>>29004923
>thinks feminism is supposed to make sense.
>does not understand that logic is a tool of the patriarchy.
>does not understand that women are entitled to have their cake and eat it too.
>does not understand that his only purpose in life is to make a woman happy.
>does not realize that this is $current_year
RRRRRRHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
<_<
Tomorrow I'm quitting my wage-cuck job.
A big thank you to the anon who alway posts neet threads.
>I am going to be a lazy piece of shit nothing suck on mommies and daddies tits
>OP fell for the neet meme
Fucking pathetic lol
>>29004951
>I am going to be a lazy piece of shit nothing suck on mommies and daddies tits
I not a leech to my parents, I'm a leech to society.
>OP fell for the neet meme
Tell me for what meme you fell. If it's good, I'll consider it.
>>29004899
Thisreply is my welcome message to you. I'm glad you joined the light and fun side and I hope you'll have a great time here.
am I balding bros? i'm only 18
You're good bruh
you're not, stop worrying so much or you will, though.
>>29004848
You might as well buy a wig m8. You're fucked.
>havent left the house in 3 months
>that feel when you truly embrace neetdom because you know no employer will ever take you on
Probably should, why haven't you?
>>29004814
>haven't left the house in 3 hours
>tfw just rolled up a few joints, sold them for $50, and am now getting 500ug pure LSD 25 for $40
>all in less than a day and less than 30 mins of work, including setting up the trades and rolling joints
God damn living in 2016 in california is the greatest for any druggie robot
Post drugs and drug related fun itt
And save yourself the time by saying how we're all degenerate normies, nobody cares.
>>29004806
Shit anon, i am so jealous.
Seriously.
I am way past that point where i enjoy drugs except an occasional ecstasy roll.
The escapism aspect just gets to me so easy nowdays.
Also 500ug for 40$ is a terrible, terrible deal. I used to get 300ug tabs for 8eur/tab from a very dear darknet dealer of mine.
Sucks that i am in-between jobs and schools, so i have to work a lot and cant afford to spend whole days tripping.
Also i am rolling in 2 weeks with 4 friends of mine, who have never...
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>>29005039
Bruh the average price is like 10$ per hit (100-120ug) pretty much anywhere or higher. Maybe lower on darknet and in large quantities but 40$ for 5-6 hits isn't bad at all in 90% of the world, let alone a ripoff.
How to better prepare them for weed? Lol it's just weed is what it is. Or do you mean hownto roll better?
>>29006187
By rolling he means taking MDMA.
>>29005039
>I am way past that point where i enjoy drugs except an occasional ecstasy roll.
What drugs do you take? I've been able to keep my tolerance low for most things despite a >2 year heavy drug habit by frequently changing my DOC and the occasional T-break.
> Any tips how to better prepare them?
What other drugs have they done? Tbh, unless...
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So, robots, are you man enough?
LOOOOL
This is sooo pathetic.
They get a "mildly" fit looking male and staple the fakest beard to his face to make him "manly"
and then use retarded mental gymnastics to convince limp wristed fags to vote for shillary
Shit, I knew Shillary was shit but this is laughably pathetic, holy fuck.
Seriously, who is so insecure with their own masculinity that they see this and feel challenged to vote for her?
Wanna know who?
Leftist Nu-Males(pleonasm)
>>29004787
It is fake m8
The publicist is obviously is disconnected from the modern reality.
If he/she only knew that a beard, pidgeotto's haircut and tattoos are the new signs to recognize a modern literal faggot he/she would have put a second thought on that ad.
Listen to this, it will totally change your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaXhdlfl88g
>>29004650
TAKE ME TAKE ME BACK TO YOUR BED
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT IT HERTZ MY HEAD
Fuckin love brand new, my nigga
>>29004650
Mentall illness slut.
I have a pain in my heart right now. I just want a cute girl to hug and spend time with. i'm gonna kill myself and wish for a gf in the afterlife.
Thts not a good plan m8,
-go to a club or smth
-get friends
-move out of your city start a new life
so many fucking possibilities and you are killing yourself?
>>29004631
No you don't. Later you will realize women are a hassle and the reward for putting up with the insane amount of bullshit is not worth it.
>>29004631
i know tf, it's ok robot, time will tell
Should I order a Russian/Eastern Euro wife?
Long story short I am 29 this month, virgin, live with my parents and work at a supermarket.
I am not really upset about this but I would like someone to cook better dinners for me as my Mum isn't very adventureous or imaginative in the kitchen.
She would also have to be hygenic and most of all not crass or vulgar.
She would live with me in my room in Mum and Dad's house.
Mum and Dad would also help with money etc.
Pros? Cons?
Eastern Europen pussy stinks. No exceptions. It smells like doo doo and farts. No amount of hygiene can help.
Virgin at 29? Does prostitution not exist where you live?
>>29004625
Hmmm, I was concerned about that.
>>29004644
Yes, it exists but it is illegal. As I said it dosen't really bother me. I'm not risking getting into legal trouble just for it.
Is long hair attractive on a man?
only if he is attractive beforehand
otherwise it's same level as neckbeard
>>29004455
anything is attractive on an attractive man
>>29004455
Yea imo it can be attractive but nothing more than a few inches below the sholder