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At what point can you be considered a porn addict?
>>29001289
porn wallpaper
watching porn over 2 hours a day on average I suppose
mainly having a pornographic wallpaper
>>29001289
When you cum before the end of your porn video, and instead of closing it you just keep watching until you get hard again
>>29001462
who would ever do that? youre supposed to close the browser feeling incredibly shameful.
>all I've ever wanted is to rest my head on a lap of someone I trust
>tfw Japan has a solution to everything
>>29001281
His face is exactly what my face would look like if I owned one of those things
Thanks for showing this just bought one
>>29001281
the real thing is a lot better.
you played yourself btw, you could have just bought a luxury pillow.
Why do you guys like trannies and traps so much?
theyare cute
I prefer twinks and futa
because actual females dislike me
I FUCKING HATE SUMMER
>heat and sweat
>females dressing like fucking whores with tights, short shorts and even TIGHTS-SHORTS
It's the worst season for a robot by far.
Oh and also
>summerfags on 4chan
Females will always dress like whores in this generation anon
>>29001245
yeah but winter forces them to cover up
I'm 18 and 5'6". Am I fucked forever or is there a chance of me growing any more, /r9k/? Even growing to 5'8" or 5'9" would really boost my confidence a lot. I'm Western European, so it's not so bad as if I were in America.
It's not even women I'm worried about, it's about my short stature making me half a man. I'll never be a fighter or someone who can stand up for other people or himself physically. I hate it.
My father is about my height and my mother is also my height, which fills me with fear. My uncles are all taller than me, so....maybe that will help? I don't know, /r9k/. You get one life and I had to lose the genetic lottery.
>>29001204
i dont know op some people will gain a couple inches max between the ages 18-25 but i personally stopped getting taller at like 16 and have only really grown half an inch since then.
not too bad since im 6'3 but i think just about everyone wants to be a couple of inches taller
I've heard of people having late growth spurts up to about 22.
Obviously you wont skyrocket up to 6', but there's a chance you could still hit 5'8".
I was sort of the same as you, I was 5'6" at 17, had already been through puberty, and was worried I wouldn't get taller, but over the course of 2 years I gained an inch and a half. I've also been working on fixing my posture recently and that has given me another half inch, so if you've slouched all your life, then your posture could be 6 types of whack and losing a half inch or so.
>>29001388
Well, I had to carry heavy schoolbags full of books when I was in secondary/high school, so I was always slouched over. I always stare at the ground when I'm walking too around outside too.
What can I do to improve it more besides posture-fixing or have I and my genetics fucked me?
Does anyone else pee on the sides of the toilet to make less noise?
Today when I woke up and when to the bathroom I pissed on myself because the pee was dribbling instead of being powerfully projected.
It happened more than once. Do I have prostate issues?
Not only that but I sit down. It took me a long time to master pissing straight into the side of a urinal to disperse the pee instead of having it spray everywhere.
>>29001221
My pee often splits in half whan I take morning piss.
>The painful condition that's ruining the sex lives of thousands of women: Undiagnosed problem leaves some unable to wear underwear or even sit down
>Jane Chalmers is a lecturer in physiotherapy at Western Sydney University
>Lorimer Moseley is Professor of clinical neurosciences and foundation chair in physiotherapy at the University of South Australia
>Say vulvodynia - pain in outer parts of the vagina - affects 16% of women
>Some women end their relationships when pain become unbearable
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3621558/The-painful-condition-s-ruining-sex-lives-thousands-women-Undiagnosed-problem-leaves-unable-wear-underwear-sit-down.html
>>29001139
>>The painful condition that's ruining the sex lives of thousands of women:
Feminism?
>>29001139
Its a result of getting slammed by oversized BBCs constantly. Every action has a reaction.
>>29001433
Huh? How is that ruining women's lives?
>listening to music in the car or at the computer and without even realizing it start imagining talking to an imaginary girlfriend about all the nuances of each song and album and artist and genre
>the sensation of loneliness afterwards when I realize I am just sitting there imagining talking to someone who does not exist
>no girlfriend to listen to math/jam rock and jazzy hip-hop with
But anon you must realize women can't appreciate music to the same degree as men they simply just dont understand
>>29001135
Post an analysis of a song ITT. I promise I'll read it.
>>29001603
It seems to just come out in the moment, like casual commentary on how I get excited when I can pick out and identify certain words in Russian songs I listen to, or I imagine laughing about how a particular moment in a song is corny to a funny degree but I like it anyway, etc.
Sometimes I write long examinations of certain songs and artists, and occasionally genres if I want to introspectively examine my own interests in music, but it would probably be comparatively stiff and dry to anyone except me.
Though I will say that although I listen to a lot of different music in the broad category of alt. rock, I think most prevalently I seem to enjoy and "identify with" the sparser, more improvised-sounding stuff the most, that just sounds like some people jamming around (picture arguably not related, just an album I like particularly).
I think this may stem from my desires to find other people to play music with so casually, experimenting and etc.
There you go. I'm sorry that you're bored enough to want to read this.
>a multi millionaire basketball player, yet he settled for ye plain black girl
You're fucked, robots. Enjoy a life of complete loneliness
>>29001123
They honestly look like a sweet well put together family
I could only hope to have something similar to happen to me.
>>29001123
Most pro athletes marry homely looking women because they'll take care of the kids and look the other way when the athlete cheats.
I guarantee you LeBron is getting plenty of ass on the side.
>>29001144
>being this beta
No wonder you're on /r9k/
What made you give up 3D women?
>>29001118
I tried my luck w/ that, got a girlfriend I didn't really want to be with. Managed to drop the kh from my khv status in one afternoon. Then my interest in anime was resuscitated, and I was offered a beautiful world of 2D babes, or the mundane 3D sea of women. I took the better offer. Shana's been my girlfriend for 13 months almost, and I couldn't be happier.
TL;DR:
>give up
I didn't give up. I took the better offer. 2D is more attractive & interesting than 3D.
>>29001118
I'll never have to worry that she's cheating on me, never have to wonder where she us. I'll never have to doubt her attraction to me and never have to doubt myself for being with her. I don't have to worry about her family. Why would I ever choose anything else?
I could have done it...as a kid (and I mean pre-high school kid) I was attractive and funny, so I had a few "girlfriends". One even lasted until Sophomore Year, until she broke up with me. At that point, I was so out of touch with dating and had been spoiled by 4chan for years so I was just a cynical little brat who would shit on everything and then wonder who girls started to avoid me.
Akarin talks to me, though. When I'm lonely, she's there on Crunchyroll or in my anime folder. When I'm depressed, she's always smiling and trying to cheer me up. Real women would just look suprised and hold back laughter, likely posting about "that weird kid" crying on Facebook. Akarin's more sensitive than that...she has feelings, unlike real women. That's why I gave up on 3DPD.
Sinead McCarthy is currently in custody for stabbing Michelle Kae in an argument over a cheeseburger in a Stanford Florida burgerking. Both could only afford a double cheeseburger to share among each other. Sinead complained Michelle was a fat bitch that didn't need to eat any more and pulled out a knife and stabbed her.
Michelle Suffered only minor injuries. Both are being charged with possession of a controlled substance after a methpipe was found in Sineads pocket.
Michelle than consented to a search and an ounce of meth was found in her backpack along with TradYouth literature. Matthew Heimbach denied knowing Michelle was addicted to meth and declined to comment.
>doing drugs
What dumb shits.
>>29001108
>caring about batshit /pol/-whores
>>29001120
>>29001127
Can someone explain who this wide eyed thing is?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GUYS MAKE THE SAME THREADS OVER AND OVER REPLY THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER FUUUUUUUUUCK I HATE YOU FAKE ROBOTS. FRIDGEBRO SAVED THE FUCKING NIGHT YESTERDAY. THAT IS A ROBOT! NOT YOU SELF-PITY EMO FAGGOTS. HAVING NO FRIENDS AND BEING A VIRGING MAKES YOU A LOSER NOT A ROBOT. FRIDGEBRO DOES NOT HAVE SELF-PITY NOR HE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU FAGGOTS THINK. THAT IS A TRUE ROBOT!
>>29001097
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>>29001097
>HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GUYS MAKE THE SAME THREADS OVER AND OVER REPLY THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER
Its easy bro, just be yourself ;)
>>29001097
Would love to have a GF like that
(My cat in pic)
>>29001080
D'awww. I like most things with fur desu, but I'd pick a dog over a cat.
>>29001080
my cat doesnt like me, much like every other significant life form i have met
>>29001110
Cats are the only living creatures that like me...
Onision is mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5LF3mJdYbw
>>29001013
>Le ugly
>He must be succesful with women!
>genetically inferior
Normie meets r9k.
Kys,.
Can someone explain, what is the deal with onision? I remember him already being hated like 7 years ago. He seemed to piss off everybody. Who is his audience at all?
>>29001087
An angry edgy pesudo chad.
Is 5'7 even considered human?
No, but they are not worth a bullet either.
>>29000994
You should be dispatched like a poisonous snake.
>>29000994
>tfw 5"5
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