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Hello. This is the official hack_blastard birthday thread. Celebrate my birthday ITT.
Leave a special message, a kind birthday wish for a growing boy.
IiteraIIy who?
blox
>>28996181
who?
if its your birthday why not go out and celebrate with your friends
what flavor cake are you gonna have?
Tell me again about how your life is so terrible /r9k/.
Who are you, and why are you posting someone else's picture for yet another self righteous shit thread?
>>28995850
looks like a chad desu
>>28995880
Not anymore he's not
So the news is in outrage about a 13 year old banging his teacher.
Who the fuck actually believes this kid was raped? I know when I was 13 I would have jumped at a chance like this.
I hate how society treats kids going through puberty like they're still five year olds. 12 year olds and above want sex, get over it, society.
Pic related.
this kid is a legend
That is rape. It's fucking wrong to fuck a 13 year old kid. What the hell? You're a grown woman. Fuck some guy your age. Do you think it is right for a teacher to start fucking her students?
>>28995620
Is it wrong for 13 year old kids to fuck each other? What about another kid two years older? Where are you gonna draw the line?
You fall for society's brainwashing about sex you fucking normie.
Who else /upallnight/?
Not me, I'm actually lying down in bed right now!
Here's to hoping my wish is finally granted and I pass away in my sleep.
>>28995477
Saved
Thanks for sharing :^)
>>28995477
>Who else /upallnight/?
Me.
Yandere thread
Hiding the body edition
Previous thread here for the archive
>>28940785
Huh, we actually hit a bump limit after all this time.
A majority of the posts were shit but it's somethin I guess.
god i love to hate this thread
haha
ITT: Robots post hands
god dam i want you to slap the shit out of me
>>28994965
those aren't my hands anon i'm just a handfag
but yes these hands are beautiful
>>28994946
never pass up an opportunity to whore myself out over the internet
What is the first thing that you notice in this picture?
her chin is big and so are those thighs
Holy fuck!!!
Bricks were shat. Nightmare fuel, man
Those red flag glasses.
>Buy alcohol at same gas station for years
>girl starts working there
>I'm making a purchase a few months ago, she starts small talk with me and I ignore her.
>Starts talking with her friend "Hehe, he's like please don't talk to me I just wanna get out of here!"
>I just stare at the card reader so I can pay and get out
>see her often enough that she doesn't ask for my ID anymore
>Come again with my younger brother
>she asks for both our IDs, but he didn't have his so she refuses to sell me alcohol
>Ask if I can just come back later and buy it then since I have my own ID, and she gives me a dirty look.
>I just leave to a different gas station, and an older man just sells me the alcohol with my brother right next to me
Why do roasties do this? Is it because I ignored her? Why do they feel so entitled to male attention? I have never pulled shit like this on cute girls where I work.
>>28994526
>Is it because I ignored her?
Yes it is. They take that as a hostile.
One of the many reasons I hate most women in this day and age, No one gets the idea of wanting to get in and out without BS small talk
>>28994526
Because the law requires them to and they can get slapped with big fines if they don't.
Myers-Briggs Personality Thread
Rate and hate people's silly four letters.
I'm an ISFJ.
intp good
intj bad
infp cuck
others shit
/thread
>>28992329
What's wrong with ISFJ or ISFJ-T?
>>28992348
Can't tell you, I never met one nor read about it
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing comfy videos.
It's a free to use streaming room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/qnus4lbHOtvA
First for Pizza!~!!!!!
SPONGEBOB IS OUT OF THE WATER
>>28992191
keep doing the great job michael
take your (you)
Post your waifus, r9k lets do this
Best girl coming through, Naoto is literally perfect
>Tfw I will never hold her in my arms.
I want toget a fresh corpse with my waifu and cook them
I've cooked from Ox tail to Lamb and chicken.
and the thought that always crosses my mind is eating human flesh, it must taste good.
right?
I heard some African tribes cook human flesh in a stew.
4pm friday?
yes, where in albert park are we meeting senpai?
lets be honest here none of us will turn up
Beta uprising, Aussie edition?
>be white european male
>fap exclusively to interracial porn
>love to fantasize about strangers, models, youtube, facebook and instagram white girls getting gangbanged by big black cocks
>especially blonde hair blue eye white girls
I just can't stop fapping to this. Should I feel bad about it or continue fapping? Any other anon know these feels?
I-I'm not shilling anons I swear. I can explain. There has to be at least one of you guys on here that faps to this legit right?
>>28991155
I do it sometimes I guess.
I don't think to much into it though.
>>28991647
cuck reporting in
original cuck
>be peaceful NEET
>living in ancestral basement and using every part of the tendy
>cleanface normie called Mommy comes down
>used to be nice, traded goodboy points and Mountain Dew in exchange for emptying urine jugs in the great plains of the backyard
>now says it's her basement, time for me to get job like the normie man, cut greasy hair and wear clothes from American Eagle and Urban Outfitters
>tell her this not my basement or hers, all belongs to the Great Waifu, no want dress like the normie man, the wa-uh ayge-ku'k in our language
>Mommy say she's had enough, going to call someone
>two days later normie man in suit come, say he from the courthouse, gives me what he says is "eviction notice," that house belong to Mommy
>realize Mommy has broken our treaty
>grab my Katana and whoop out a mighty war RRRRRREEEEEEE and chase normie man
>manage to slice off some hair before he runs out of basement
>affix hair to wall with tape and perform mighty scalp dance for my tribe of Asian cartoon plastic figurines
>Mommy says she calling the cleanfaces in blue clothes to come arrest me
>taking me to the NEET reservation called in their language 'Men-tell-hospit El.'
>mfw
>>28990930
>perform mighty scalp dance for my tribe of Asian cartoon plastic figurines
lel
7/10. A hearty kek.
>>28990930
They say the wagefaces came from across the great sea, come to take our basement away
>>28990930
The best one I've read in some time. Keep it up and you might just become the new NEET comedian!
I heard robots liked mommy gfs.
Well here's a present. https://mega.nz/#!IVJgDC7C!l0v1rNW7ObG_iXHNd93CbPyDhjd_5hlMqVua2tBRU6M
>>28989964
>Those crazy eyes.
You got my attention, OP.
aye teppa
>>28989964
>downloading pr0n
>2016
![isfj-personality-type-header[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/320MsSK.png "isfj-personality-type-header[1]")
