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YOU GUYS
OP FROM LAST NIGHT DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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OPEN THIS SHIT UP IN THE ARCHIVE
OP IS LIVING THE DREA

>>28963757
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The madman delivered, but the normans will surely flood us again.
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>>28979158
you'd think that by now the FBI would be able to tell which of us are serious and stop them before the shooting begins. Isn't this like the 10th time that someone posted to 4chan that tehy intended to do a mass shooting and then it really happened?

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I feel another one coming on, hurry on over here

*SBLPPRRRRRAAARRRRPPPPTTT*

Oh yeah, you like that don't you fartslave?
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>>28979091
you are deranged my friend
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you're absolutely disgusting and degenerate OP

there is no excuse for this behavior at all
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>>28979091
hot ass and tight pants

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>tfw no Latina gf to shove her stinky toes in my face
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why would you want your gf to have stinky toes?
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>>28979033
i can't really get into toes desu

some anime have good ones though
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>>28979455
do you like the rest of the feet?

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My girlfriend just broke up with me after meeting my dad. You know why? Because my dad is short, he's 5'6.

I'm 6'1. I'm fucking 6'1 and she broke up with me because my dad (and mom) are both short. She said she doesn't want short kids and broke up with me. I don't even know what to think right now.
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>>28978998
You should just kill yourself. No one cares. Loser.
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>>28978998
Get out reeeeeeeeeeee3
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>>28978998
Not your fault op. Her loss. They're both recessive genes. She needs to l2biology. It's like having a ginger.

Anyone else here 30 and still with their parents?Or am I the oldest here
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>>28978920
Which european country do you live in? Or are you a woman?
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>>28979004
America East coast. But ya I know its pretty common in Europe
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It's more common everywhere.

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Ways you can tell you had a poorfag family

>Parents bought you Mega Blok instead of Lego
>Parents bought you Rose Art crayons instead of Crayola
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>Parents bought stuff for you
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I didn't really realise that my family was poor until I was about 18 and I realised that all of my friends at school had much nicer stuff than me
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>>28978868
>Has to wear sisters hand me downs

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>this thread was posted last night
>shooting at UCLA now

D-do you think it's related or is it just coincidence?
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>shooting civvies
yes yes good goyim, make war amongst yourselves that I may resolve it

why are shooters so bad at war
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>>28978863
yeah except santa cruz is nowhere near UCLA
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Santa Claus is nowhere near UCLA. Its closer to San Francisco.

Unless Santa Claus was just a ruse.

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I don't have money for rent, I already paid first and last.
What do I say to my landlord, he's coming by in 30 minutes to pick up rent.
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Don't answer the door, claim later that you got into an accident.
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>>28978936
>Don't answer the door, claim later that you got into an accident.

[I'm] locked in a vault.
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>>28978826

Why don't you have money for rent?

Is you are only 1 month late, and this is your first time being late, He's not going to throw you out. Just reassure him that you'll be able to clear your arrears in a short time and he'll probably be reasonable.

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BETA UPRISING GOING ON GUYS REEEEEEE
http://sputniknews.com/us/20160601/1040625671/ucla-lockdown.html
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>>28978798
God damn it would you faggots quit shooting up the place when she rejects you
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>be american
>get shot

muh freedoms
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>shooting at engineering
Why is it always the fucking engiefags? You'd never see this from a med student.

Hello /r9k/

I'm writing this as an outlet, i need someone to talk to. I went to a a psychologist three times by now, and i'm not going anymore. Nothing is helping.

I need meds, but she won't give me them.

I'm sorry, this is attention whoring /r9k/, but i need you to listen.

I'm born in a 2nd world country, was in a middle classed household, was a pretty decent child.
I didn't go to kindergarten, my grandma used to watch over me.
Once i started going to, lets say, School H, everything was fine. I had a gameboy and i played it mostly all day when i got home.
I had friends, but i don't recall going out of my house much. All the kids played football, while i stayed home playing vidya games.
I had to leave School H due to my parents wanting to have their own house( We lived in my grandmas/grandpas house, or well, my dads house i guess.)
I went to the more urban part of my town, i was 3rd grade by now.
I didn't like the teacher, she was nice, but i knew she probably hated every child in class.
I made a friend, someone similar to me, whom i still know today.
He was the smartest kid in class, or well, the most intelligent.
I never argued with any kids before, but the ones i was with used to playfight i guess, but i stayed away from that, i was physically weaker than them because i didn't do any sports.
I was slim though.
Lets call the friend i was with El, he was a good guy.
He brought a XXL bag of chips with sauce.
I was sitting next to him, in the back of the class.
He went to the bathroom and i held the bag for him.
Lets say a kid called B came, B was the boy all the girls liked. He wasn't ''chad'', but i guess they liked him because he was cute.
He told me to give him chips, i did, no biggie.
But he wanted more and i wasn't sure if El wanted me to give others it. So i just told him we need to wait for El.
He forcibly took it, so i took it back.
He just looked at me and said:''Okay.''
El came back, and we just continued on as usual.
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>>28978737
Cont.

I remember being onto the side of the class facing the window, the right side i guess.
Someone hit me and i fell down.
B was there, and this fat kid, lets call him M.
There were two more.
Fat kid was on my chest, jumping on me. B was doing something to my face. And another kid, called N, took me by the legs and just moved me across the class like a ragdoll.
The teacher came, they said sorry, but i felt so bad.
I was crying.
Okay, i'm the new kid, stuff happens, rough start eh?
Fast forward two months, something similar happens.
I was knocked out by B on the left side of class, i don't know why, i just remember looking at him while i was on the floor,, the teacher came and yelled at him.
School ended, and i proceeded to fourth grade.
During this time, i didn't go outside at all, i was in my house all day, and i got internet now.
I played a virtual game, with your avatar and stuff, i forgot the name.
I met a girl, she was from the Philipines.
I fell in love, she was the only hope left for me when it came to communication.
She was older than me, by a long shot.
I became clingy to her, so did she.
She used to tease me, made me cry several times.
She told me she hated me so many times, and i didn't know why, but she kepts coming back.
I knew every time she said it, i could lose her, my only friend, i could see El, but i can't look at the others in the face, i hate them.
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>>28978867
Cont.
I loved her, or something similar to that, whatever my 9 year old mind understood atleast.
She was into the emo subculture, i just thought she liked black makeup and all that but really thats it.
I don't want to talk about it too much, its minor.
Then she said she hated me again, and i started crying, my mother blocked her.
I was so angry, i lost all sources of communication, i took a knife and scarred my arms.
I don't know why i did it, i knew she did it, and she told me ''she felt good'' I was stupid.
5th grade came, everything was the same, i was in the back of the class with El and me and him just talked.
I didn't like the N kid, i hated him.
He was agressive, he couldn't stand anyone in his way.
He pushed me so much in 5th grade, so i just couldn't take it anymore, and i said fuck you.
He grabbed me and threw me onto the black board, i held back tears, it hurt so much.
Everyone thought it was funny.
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>>28978964
Everyone forgot about what had happened to me, but there were those moments when they just casually talked about it how they beat me up.
It was sixth grade, we said goodbye to our old teacher, and now we had specific teachers, english teacher, math etc etc.
I knew english the best in class, so did El.
They didn't pick on me, because they felt pity on me.
They went onto the Fat kid, not the one that bullied me, but another one, Lets call him Am.
Am was a good kid, he was fat but he was a good guy.
I remember him sitting in the last seat to the back, next to the window, the ''cute'' blonde kid was behind him. He was hitting him in the back with his fists and laughing with a Grin.
No one did anything, the teacher was drinking coffe.
Everyone knew what was happening, but they didn't do anything.

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>daily reminder that you will NEVER EVER have a gf like pic related
>you will never have a qt indie pop, quirky and sensitive girlfriend
>you will never find somoene to share your weird hobbies with
>you will never have somoene to cuddle in those long winter nights while listening to obscure soundtracks and watching cartoons (or anime) together
>you will never have somoene to embrace during a shoegaze concert
>you will always be alone
>you will always be a spectator in the game of love

and fembots still wonder why we are so bitter and cynical towards life...
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>julien baker
oh shit anon hold me she's a dyke ;-;-;-;;
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>>28978849
I hope it's just a phase since nowadays it's hype to be gay...
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>>28979040
it is just be a phase
saddest part is she'll settle in with someone else

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What is the first thing that you notice when you meet a woman for the first time?
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Their look of disdain
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this board is not healthy for me
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hm iuno i never realy thought about it

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During my severe depression. My hygiene is mediocre.

After 1 year of very shitty dental hygiene, my teeth feel sore. After flussing them (which i do like once a month or once every 2 months) and brushing them hardcore (a damn lot of blood cause of gingitivis or somethig). The soreness disappears after a while

But then if i eat stuff ,sugary stuff and i take too long to brush my teeth or go to bed without brushing them (which happens like 9 days out of 10), the soreness will come back.

All my teeth hurt man.

I'm gradually getting back to normal but the damage that was done during my 1 year of severe depression fucked up too many things that were alright or perfect in the past.

Is anyone else n the same boat?
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i haven't brushed my teeth in 10 years

you're fine dude
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>Is everyone else n the same boat
No, I'm not a dumbass
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>haven't brushed my teeth since 2014
>only use mouthwash
>gums bleed if irritated
>wisdom teeth coming in

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Where do you cut your hair?
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any time my dad wants me to get a haircut he takes me to some unnamed mexican shop

the building is 1/2 barber shop 1/2 meat market, super weird

but I don't give a shit about how my hair looks and the price is low apparently so it's good
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I have my own razor, so i shave it when it starts to cause me the slightest discomfort
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i go to a...unisex salon once or twice a year...

when I was younger I used to go to men's salon, but i hated the way they did it--so rough with the comb, and when I was done I looked like a lil boy from the 1950s.

now that I keep longer hair, I don't go to a men's salon.

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Why is white masculinity demonized but black masculinity is viewed as attractive?
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>>28978582
Because (((they))) want blacks to reproduce in big numbers while having whites reproduce or race mix. They are quite successful so, whites are so shamed and taxed that in Germany they have fallen below the birth rate of Japan but at least in Japan they do not have the race mixing and single mother scourge. The average black or arab is having 5 children.

/r9k/ is just another product of the destruction of our ancestor's culture. We were robbed of our future and our own happiness.
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Wtf are you even talking about? (Real originaloni)
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>>28978582
It's not. You're just a pussy with a persecution complex.

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