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>no soft rabbit butt on my face
ive got the noose ready
>>28996243
Bunny is not for sexual anon, remember that.
>tfw you cannot smoosh the bun
>>28996243
Everyone is ambiguously furry for Judy.
How the FUCK do you even compete?
>>28996225
With this of course
>>28996225
>tumblr
Anyway, I'm handsome, clean, and have a large dick, but I can't talk to girls. This is my flaw, not my dick size.
>>28996315
>cut
>competing with that glorious uncut masterrace cock
keep dreaming nigger
Who else /killsanimals/ here?
I have "accidentally" killed 4 dogs and a bird with my car in the past 2 months
dogs in my area are just so stupid, they lay on the fucking road and assume cars will go around them. not me. I won't go around you. my neighbor feels sad and it makes me happy.
birds are really hard to kill because they aren't retarded like dogs and actually try to get away but one injured bird was on the road and didn't expect me to speed up lmao
>>28996184
I would of killed all my pets if I knew they wouldn't be whelping in pain and alerting my peta family to the rescue
>>28996202
try putting your pets in bags and just throwing them away like the garbage they are
not in garbage bins where people can find them of course. big industrial sized trash cans are good options
you can tell your family the dumb animal just ran away as these stupid animals tend to do sometimes
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU KILL AN INNOCENT DOGGO I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKIGN CUNT I HATE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DOGS THE BEST WHY THE FUCK WOUDL KILL A DOG GO KILL HUMANS HUMANS ARE SHIT BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU KILL DOGS YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU CUNT
WHY DO PETS DIE WHY DO PEOPLE LEAVE AND WHY DO MY VILLAGERS HAVE TO MOVE OUT?
I hate having feelings.
Because you don't take proper care of them. It's harder than you thought, isn't it?
>>28996114
idk man, i swore i couldnt have pets again after my rats died last time. but then my ex dumped her cat on me.
i really need her to take it back but i dont think she even wants it at this point...
>>28996114
jesus christ this post reeks of vagina
stop posting
>she has daddy issues
>she has male friends
>she has tattoos
>she listens to rap
>she has a tumblr
>she's not a virgin
>She's dated blacks
>She's a vegetarian/vegan
>She has dyed hair
>She's not redpilled
>She doesn't know who the Eredar lord of the burning legion is
>she cums before you during sex
>she's a liberal
>she was raised by a single mother
>she has anything other than ear piercings
>she's a feminist
>she goes to bars and clubs
are we over the ucla shooter, or is it still cool?
I live in LA, I think I should stop browsing this board already.
>>28996071
the guy can't even be counted as a shooter, he was just a disgruntled phd student mad at his advisor
His score was only 2 so I don't think anyone here really cares anymore
So, I am about to accept a new job.
This is after 3 years of unemployment. Before that, I was making around 120k a year at age 26. However, my father went crazy. I had to leave to take care of his business. And returning to the market my best offer is just 60k + commission.
I'm 30 now. And I am only going to be making 60k... should I just kill myself?
Better dead than a wagecuck.
Babby only makes 60k? Oh noes. Most of us are living on NEETbux. Be thankful you can even find a job after being unemployed for 3 whole fuckin years.
Sucks for you, OP. I'm living the good life.
>27
>never went to college
>have bounced around from one minimum wage job to the next since high school
>still living with parents because I can't afford my own place
>haven't had a gf in years because I can't afford it
>haven't had friends in years because I can't afford it
>keep gaining weight because all I do outside of work is sit on my ass eating and playing video games
You wish you had my life.
>had some friends in high school because anime
>mostly girls into stuff like Azumanga Diaoh
>mostly fat
>we'd just hang out in the hallways, a little circle of rejects
>there was a cute bubbly blonde girl in the group
>had a crush on her
>we were good friends
>sometimes she'd just take a running start and tackle me in a hug
>lost touch after high school ended
>it's been 8~ years since last I've seen of her
>can't find her
>not online or anywhere else
I hope she's okay
what do guys
We used to be a thriving and supportive community.
Posts like yours would be read, bumped and reciprocated in kind with greentext.
Over the years, it died just like the robots who passed on.
This place is a grave
>>28996155
I do appreciate the comment, seeing as you could be another just walking by the gravestones sharing your thoughts.
We probably all have a forgotten cutie that we'll likely never see again, even if we do meet them later in life; they won't be the one we knew.
I think I'm okay with never seeing her again for that reason, she is fine as she is in my memories.
>>28995883
Start with a yearbook, get a name.
Are you looking forward to the next step in virtual reality cyber sex?
I wanna see the robot slap the shit out of that girl
>>28995867
a pedo bot seems like a step in the wrong direction
>>28995985
In your opinion
Why is this world so cruel, and why do you all hate me so mucH?
Classic reply would be, Deal with it, There is always someone who hates you, Just remember that someone way far away might not hate you, They might not like you but at least it's not hate right?
>>28995865
dont worry senpai,
i think you're kawaii
>>28995865
It doesnt matter if people hate you. You're a man, you lead your life and your reality. Take charge and get what you want out of life and people. You dont have to hurt people or do them wrong either.
How do I get over past embarrassment? Or how do I get over the fact that im a fucking autistic piece of shit loser?
If you are a loser, than no one will remember that embarrassing shit. if you aren't a loser, who cares if they remember you are still not a loser. win win bro
>>28995792
Man I got the worst of both worlds. I'm a huge fucking loser AND people like to give me shit for it. I mean maybe I'm somewhat respectable/intimidating because they obviously care enough to go out of their way to fuck with me. I don't know dude, I think people just like to kick a guy when he's down. There's no other reason I can think of, I'm pretty much the biggest loser I know.
>>28995831
So sorry to hear that man, some people are just shit. At least they don't fuck with you, which must mean they see some positives with you. Everyone is the biggest loser to themselves because they are the only ones who see every problem with them.
>tfw no tulpamancer bf
>tfw no tomboy gf to take a long walk with on a warm moon-lit summer night
>tfw no brick bf
>>28995727
>tfw no threadspamming bf
With the announcement that 4chan will be offline by the end of 2016, where do you guys plan on migrating?
>>28995720
The grave.
When did this get announced?
What?
Source. Now.
>mfw idiots think law and ethics are the same thing.
>>28995697
It's age of neo-Puritanism, one of forced tolerance. You disagree? Too bad!
>>28995697
They are the same thing, though. Just some made up bullshit to try to better humanity as a whole by forcing individuals to compromise for each others' sake.
>>28995697
>>28995736
>raising the age of consent to appease some sense of "morality" while shoving literal faggotry and transgender degeneracy in everyone's face
This world needs to end, now.
The dreams where i die are the best i ever had.
those are the kinds of dreams that really make one think about what their life really is, for better or worse. it is a blessing and a curse.
It doesn't even matter at this point considering 4chan will be gone by the end of 2016.
>>28995694
I fail to see how /trash/ is good. It was good in the first few days after its creation maybe, but now it's just a lewd furry art board.
