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a couple of days ago i decided to make some life changes. the biggest problem that i have is that i am an alcoholic and i dont want to be this way. i made the decision to give up drinking. i also decided to put myself on a diet and give up caffeine. my head is throbbing so much and im starving and shaking. i want to get better. and i want to make an honest attempt at being better. i dont know if i can do all three at once, does anyone think i should maybe space them out? i honestly just want to give up all together but i know that would be weak. what should my first steps be ?
Take benzos or alcohol withdrawal medication and see a doctor.
>>28994166
How long have you been drinking for? And how often?
You should probably just quit drinking first, then move onto the other stuff.
>>28994198
i dont want to see a doctor. i trying to do this without any of my family finding out
So am I doing this right?
Take tips from this guy
>>28994143
>car battery
Nigga talk about bondage and whips and shit like that, what the fuck would you do with a car battery
>>28994143
Act more dominant, tell her more things that you WILL do (not want to). When all things are go, put one of those little umbrellas you get in your drinks or something up her ass
# shit normies say
I'll start with the classic
>JUST B URSELF
>world's first camera
how does a picture of it exist?????
>>28994152
it's an artist's representation on how the process would look like
>>28994152
you just blew my mind into outerspace 2bh senpai
I really hope you guys don't think that getting a girlfriend will make your depression any better? If anything, it'll just amplify it several times over from worrying that you're going to lose her or that she'll cuck you. Your loneliness induced depression is just going to be replaced with paranoia induced depression. And even if you're not the type to worry having a girlfriend still comes with it's very own set of problems and struggles. It's really just a massive lose-lose situation.
Why do you think people kill themselves because of relationships?
Say that to a guy that's never held hands with a girl for 28 years
The only thing keeping me from killing myself is the promise of VR girlfriends some day
I think I speak for a robots when I say I want a certain type of girlfriend that would either be a super-dependent girl (to motivate me to get my own shit together) or a manic pixie dream girl that will be a personal savior. Obviously none of this is ever happening, but I still live on delusional hope.
>>28994125
>I really hope you guys don't think that getting a girlfriend will make your depression any better?
Did for me. Then it got worse when she left.
>go outside
>feels like everyone's staring at me
>show up to every class late
>cant sit comfortably in seat
>always feels like I'm making a weird face
>feels like shirt keeps pulling up on my back
>forget how to walk
>can't hold eye contact, don't know where to look ever
>sperg out when the preachers try to hand me shit
>want to crawl out of my skin
help
Op I had this same lizard find my best hidden in my bathroom
>>28994210
w-what?
am I having a fucking stroke or something
>>28994110
Who abused you growing up and when?
Blackbot here and bored AMA
>>28994036
Whats it like to be a worthless nigger. How do you feel about the fact that your people have never accomplished anything of significance in all of human history?
>>28994036
allright go defend your race against some 'racists' then
>>28994088
Feels about the same was being a worthless neet neckbeard.
>tfw hungry
>mom about to go to bed
>tell her I want some McDonalds
>she tells me tomorrow
>but I'm hungry now
>Tell I want to cash in good boy points
>she get's mad but says fine
>got my McDonalds
Who cashing in them good boy points this week?
>>28994033
dude what the absolute fuck are you talking about
>>28994033
Use your good boy points to buy some bleach faggot
>>28994498
hello normie, why are you here, did you somehow mistype reddit?
Who is drowning depression and loneliness by overwagecucking here? I wake up, go to work, lift, go home, eat and sleep. When I'm home I do absolutely nothing and dwell in anhedonia and melancholy.
Just need a hobby to pass the time mate, Find something that you enjoy, Simple as that.
>tfw 25 hour a week part time job is taking up too much time that I need to use for anime and video games
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28994012
I don't mind working from noon until 9pm, because it turns my thoughts away from suicide. And I get some breaks during which I browse internets. Where I work is actually cleaner than my flat - no hoarding mom, no cat hair, no mold.
who here waiting for the happening?
What happening? Explain yourself op
>>28993980
The Great Happening, that will consume us all. When memes become reality. The Happening.
>>28993980
when the governments of the world pass anti-creepy people laws and they start rounding up robots and shipping them to "mental health camps".
Anyone else intimidated by girls with large breasts?
>>28993915
Those are some small nipples
>>28993944
This.
Her nipples make her breasts pretty forgetable. If they were in a better location and better sized they would be top tier.
>>28993944
>>28993982
forget her nipples...what about her giant snake-like maw?
Post your stuff. I'm looking for tunes similar to Burial and Lorn.
Lorn-Acid rain
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SH-o7edhqss
Guy makes cool videos
https://soundcloud.com/mysteriousbluebox/burial-archangel
Do you guys prefer soundcloud or youtube links?
Max Richter- iconography then nature of daylight(the popular one)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=htDpnrP_-WI
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rVN1B-tUpgs
Gonna dump all my sad musics
I don't listen to a ton of music though
Elo method and Subranger- Make Believe
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vO7m8Hre72E
Emancipator- Soon it will be cold enough to build fires
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QRgPIbSX1mg
This album helps me go to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyxSkRFUrL8
This album is making me think about my former faith.
Is it possible that music can change lives?
idk dude chance rly fell off imo
>>28993841
literally the only two "god-related" musical things that have made me question my fate are this album and cities by anberlin
gospel makes me cringe.
>june 2nd, 2016
The year is halfway over
When does the future start? 2020?
>it's been over two years since the Crimea incident
Seriously wtf
>>28993829
I'm becoming a 23 yr old virgin without a job and no money for games. Kingdom Heart 3 is coming out this year but I'll prolly be 28 when I get to play it. Sad thing is I get job offers from companies out of state all the time
Do girls love guys' asses half as much as guys like girls' asses? Do any women fantasize about eating out a guy's butthole or having a guy with a nice, round ass sit on her face?
>>28993802
>Do any women fantasize about eating out a guy's butthole or having a guy with a nice, round ass sit on her face?
I think it is safe to say no not really
women simply aren't as sexual as men
tfw nice round ass
tfw shave
>>28993802
i got compliments on my ass a lot in school but i don't think they care to look at one during sex like i do.
I have an engineering interview at pic related tomorrow. I'm fucking nervous guys this is my dream job.
For what position?
Is it a phone interview or inperson? I wonder if I should try to apply desu.
>>28993754
Phone interview. If I pass I get invited to come in-person.
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