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How do you deal with the fact that somebody will always be better at your hobby than you, smarter, more attractive, and stronger? What's the point of life if you can't be the best?
You can still be better than someone else and know that you're not as bad as that person.
>>28990074
>>28990054
It's okay anons.
You're not Anthony Burch.
Accept it and keep going.
>that guy who could kickflip
>that guy who ran like Naruto and wore a fox tail
>that guy who played Super Smash Flash on the best computer every study hall
>that girl who was blowing guys her freshman year
>her boyfriend that thought she just needed to be "saved"
>that guy who never showered and stood really close to other people
>that guy who cried for no reason
>that guy who was really good at math and no one liked
>that guy who had really tiny glasses for some reason
>that guy who shit his pants on accident
>that guy that started fights but never finished them
>that guy who you always knew would start selling drugs freshman year
>that guy who ratted on him
>>28989994
>that guy who would always take three or four extra meals at lunch and was a metric ton of blubber
>that guy who brought his longboard to school and then got a ride home from his mom
>that girl who went all out as goth, but was black so she had nappy hair and L I P S
>that kid whose dad went to jail
>that kid whose dad knocked the shit out of him
>that kid whose dad ogled at his son's girlfriend's breasts all the time because they were huge for her age
I don't know what went passed DD, but she was in 8th grade and my dad loves titties.
>>28990080
>that kid who shit his pants on accident
It wasn't an accident.
>>>/b/687363978 original thread
discord link: https://discordapp.com/channels/187737827532996609/187737827532996609
Come get involved, many kek's for all.
Do I need to log in to join?
>>28990529
nope, just go to link and put a name in
When I try to join, it is asking me to register effectively, maybe you need to make a new link?
REEEEEEE I SPEND A HALF HOUR DRIVING AROUND TO FIND A SPOT TO TAKE A PICTURE AND NOT A SINGLE MOTHERFUCKER LIKED IT ON FACEBOOK
> OMG you fucking normie peace of shit who the hell cares now get off of my broad faggot and fuck off.
>>28989923
>>28990556
Frogposters vacate the premises immediately.
>>28990586
Since when does feels man hate pepe?
>tfw used to take crickets's legs off and watch as they walked on my hands
I-I'm sorry
ITT: Terrible shit you did as a kid
mad for being sent back to walk this plane
>spent years pestering parents into letting me go to theme park
>goes
>has autistic fit of rage for no reason
It's been ages since then and I still feel like shit.
(broken_spacebar)_wrapped_my_cat_tightly_up_in_a_basket_and_carrried_it_around_the_house
played_god_with_ant_hives,_good_childhood_memories,_laughed_about_my_brother's_fathers_death_in_front_of_him_and_made_him_cry(no_idea_why_I_did_this,_he's_an_asshole)
wiped_shit_across_the_bathroom_floor
elbowed_a_kid_in_the_teeth_on_a_bouncy_castle_with_literally_no_fucks_given._carried_on_bouncing._Couldnt_understand_why_he_was_crying
How do I get off the grid? Or, alternatively, what are some comfy countries to live in where I can make a decent living and it's not GOGOGOGOGO all the fucking time?
Fuck the rat race in America. If you got looks and money, it's paradise on earth, but for the rest of us, yeah nah I don't feel like working like a dog just to be able to barely afford an empty home that smells like dead dreams
I know this feel so hard. Keep grinding away bro, we're gonna make it.
Maybe a smaller town?
You could move somewhere in Eastern Europe, but you'd never truly belong.
I don't think you can be truly off the grid in any first world nation. Maybe the far north of Scandinavia? In USA/Canada too much land is federally owned and patrolled by park ranger services or set aside for teepeeniggers.
I love the look on this girl's face.
I wish I could pay a girl to let me take pictures of her and have her be this not-into-it and disgusted.
Maybe money can buy this.
there are two more so I might as well post them.
>>28989827
>>28989852
I like the face but her vagina looks disgusting
hello robots my birthday recently passed and as the poor fucker i am $100 is a lot to me
i am having trouble on what i should do with it
give me suggestions plese, aside from games because my GPU is shit
>>28989823
do you like drugs?
you could become a serious mushroom farmer with that kinda money
>>28989823
got this link from wherever
http://imgur.com/gallery/pivsCdS
>inb4 normie ree
>>28989823
get a GPU and a job
Made a thread earlier
But who's over 28 and still lives at home? Im 30 and live with my parents and neet.
I Tried that and ended up in prison for 40 years
>>28989672
who's the semen demon??? rawr
>>28989661
DOOOO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
Come roll and watch movies
rabb.it/r/qu63ed
Bramp
I swallow cock way to fucking much
>>28989645
What movie am I going to watch? My numbers will decide.
ITT: Hobbies normies will never touch
Shortwave radio
Spaced repetition systems for memorizing vast amounts of data.
Autism-levels of car knowledge.
>>28989623
>Shortwave
Ham is true autism.
Is alcohol poisoning a good suicide method?
Nope
Wasd
>>28989604
Is there an explanation to Suiseiseki x Jensen or is this just some lol randumb picture
the best suicide method is waiting for the fates to take you.
Would you want to be immortal even if it meant that you'd never get accustomed to pain, couldn't form habits, and were forced to see yourself as an anomaly in reality?
>>28989574
Yeah, I want to go look at stars more than I want to experience normal human things, like owning a home or getting married
>>28989574
>never get accustomed to pain
That would mean conflict could still be appealing and I'd never get bored. Can't have happiness without pain to contrast it. So yes, I'd take this version of immortality.
If it was the other way around, that would mean I'd eventually become bored and apathetic. Even while alive, mentally I'd be dead.
>>28989574
No. We are planetary entities, we don't live forever. Immortality will fuck shit up
Is there anything more pathetic than a gradecuck?
You actually fell for the university meme. You actually thought spending thousands of dollars of your own money so that you could put hours of work towards a worthless degree was a good idea.
TOPLEL. I bet you think people will "respect" your good grades too. Meanwhile, Professor Shekelberg is spending your tuition fees on his new yacht, while all he has to do is stand in front of a lecturn every week and laugh at you. On the off chance you come up with a great idea, he'll be sure to steal it for his next journal article.
>muh stem
>m-muh $300K starting
>m-m-muh GPA
While you gradies try convince yourselves that your lives won't be a horrible cacophany of debt and working as a barista, I'll be neeting it up in full luxury, never having to worry about foolish things like deadlines or maintaining a 3.0+ GPA.
Even if you do eventually get out of debt, I still win. The more you end up earning, the more you'll be contributing to my lifestyle through taxes!
>>28989567
How will gradeslaves recover?
>>28989567
i don't understand what you're trying to say
it's easy
you get your grade
then you find a job
>>28989567
Depends what you do, depends how well you do, depends on your connections. I sort of agree that it's kind of cuckoldry because people are duped into doing a degree with the promise everything will be okay. No, only do a degree if you need to.
Day 4 here, and the urge is so strong. I know that if I relapse now I will have the best wank of the year, and I also know that the longer I wait the better it will feel. Planning to get off on day 7, and then 14 days after that. I have quite the willpower so this isn't too hard for me.
How are you robots getting along?
>>28989541
if i get my meat sucked do i break the streak
after a week you will lose you libido and any future faps are 10x worse than before
>>28989569
Not in my experience famalam. It's always best after a week, and sort of plateaus after that.
