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When did you realize women are higher up on the food chain than men?
>>28987926
>it's a vore thread
>>28987926
Nope. I could easily rape 90% of women. The only thing stopping me is big armed men.
Pretty women get higher social status than men until their mid to late 20's. But only because men are idiots who fight with each other over pretty women.
After they hit the wall the game flips on its head.
hey /r9k/. i need your help. i recently posted this on /b/ aswell, but they didnt help much.
i think my schizophrenia is getting worse, and have come to that stage where i'm starting to get open eyed vivid hallucinations and voices in my head speaking to me.
someone help me please. i can't take this anymore. i'm afraid to go to sleep and i'm afraid to stay awake.
i'm not sure it's my schizophrenia, but something bad is up and i just can't take it anymore. please help or come with some advice
>>28987921
GIT SOME FUCKING PILLS M 9
>>28987921
Nobody else responded. I think we both know what needs to be done.
>>28987921
What do the voices say?
IMO stick with it and see where it goes.
>you will never Save Piper Perri from porn & her Chad bf
>>28987905
She's look like a broken cocaine addicted whore.
She's probably pretty desu
>>28987905
she couldn't save her child
>>28987905
>robots would rather """save""" literal Stacey whores who suck nigger dick for a living than ever even consider looking in the direction of an ugly 4/10
>you're the perfect size anon!
>I dont like big dicks
>you can please me plenty
Almost 4k comments on this post and an overwhelming majority of them are other women tagging their friends saying "OMG so me".
>tfw micropenis
>>28987897
Mine's only 6.5 but fuck if it don't get the job done. Sorry I can't relate nigga
Fuck bitches anon.
Us small dicked anons will never know love anon.
Do what I did man.
Work on having a good career and fuck prostitutes or escorts.
Drugs also help.
>>28987897
What kind of friends do you have that would shamelessly associate themselves with this kind of thing?
Oh another school shooting, wonder which race the shooter was?
>>28987891
Probably Asian or Jewish, like most of the others
Definitely not black because they don't go to school.
"The longer it takes for the news to put out the shooter race, the less likely it is for him to be white"
If the shooter was white we would've heard about it within 30 minutes after the shooting.
Why are female pedophiles usually attractive while male pedophiles are usually ugly?
You only see the ones who get caught.
>>28988130
salsa..
for science pls
>>28987871
she's a 5/10 tho
>have an anime avatar
>in another shitty internet argument
>"shut up weeb"
Why does anime bother non-weebs so much?
>get into a shitty internet argument with an anime avatar
>he keeps saying that I'm going to make fun of him for watching anime before I even do
why do weebs have such a persecution complex
>having anime avatar
>have actual nihong (fucking r9k doesn't let me use PROPER spelling) in my name
>everyone calls me a weeb
>literally do not watch anime
>don't have a waifu
I just like cute anime pics, okay??? Fucking discriminators.
>>28987852
You're really this stupid?
It's not the anime that bothers people, it's the fans of anime that bother people.
How do I end my fear of death? Acceptance?
>>28987848
Are you fat?
I was fat and I was getting panic attacks about it. Lost the weight, filled myself with meaningless goals and have more or less stopped thinking about that.
>>28987889
>Are you fat?
Maybe.
Does it not scare you that you will one be dead? I envy you.
>>28987927
Of course it scares me. I choose to avoid the subject altogether. When I talk about it now, I am keeping myself distracted by mentally playing music in my head and focused on artistic things I do. I keep myself aloof as possible and never spend one moment seriously thinking about it. I am not even looking at what I am typing just so I can avoid focusing on it.
My girl's a liar,But I'll stand beside her,She's all I've got,And I don't want to be alone
>>28987815
You're pussy whipped Harry.
>>28987815
MY GIRL DON'T SEE ME WHEN SHE'S WITH MY FRIENDS
she's just trying to snare a stronger model.
desu there is no stronger model, we only play the parts available in this theater of madness called life.
>12 hours in
I already masturbated twice today.
It's my day off.
>>28987777
Shiieeeeet. Nice get.
Today is day 8 for me. Hang tough bro
I live 2 minutes away from a forest. When I want to play guitar I go there so I don't make too much noise for my neighboors. I have a spot where I'm sure I see no one and no one can hear me.
So I was playing when I saw a cute girl who was jogging toward me.
I ignored her but she stopped her jog and came next to me sayin
"Hey play something!"
I asked what she wanted. She said "Do you compose stuff?"
"Y-Yeah..."
"I'd like to hear that"
So I awkwardly play my thing for 2 minutes. At the end I look at here. She just laughed and said "Dude that was so depressing I nearly killed myself"
Then she gets up and start to jog "Play something more cheerful next time!"
How do I fuck her if I see her again?
Exactly what she said try a not so depressed sounding song.
first of all, what rating/10 was she
and how old did she seem
should have played in the aeroplane over the sea by neutral milk hotel
How much of a robot are you based off your lifestyle and experiences? rate others on a scale of 1 to 10
me
>had qt Stacie girlfriend, most popular in the class, lasted for months.
>we snuggled and kissed, kissed under covers while keeping an eye out for parents etc
>Not a complete shutin, however not many friends due to inconvenient ircumstane(won't_go_into)
>stacies like me, say I'm cool
>good grades, ww1 and 2 history buff
>currently no gf
>not a chav/extremely popular, I'm basically popular with everyone I meet
>have somewhat geeky interests, gaming, films, dc comics, Nazi memiribila,
>not sporty, however very healthy
>browse r9k :^)
>socially very confident
>genuinely remembered as a likeable person by classmates. Even the somewhat assholeish ones come up and ask about life/ seem chill
>>28987692
0, you're pretty normal
>>28987752
How about yourself? How much would you rate your self?
Bump. Im about a 5. Total shutin autistic
Shit r9k says
>lifting is just a meme
He's got a big head
Did you meet her on omegle? Damn normie.
>>28987604
"I hate women" ???????????????
"fuck Doj" ?????????????????????
"I love lady boys" ????
>going to pick up my girlfriend to hang out
>"Hi can you pick me up at Walmart, I have something to tell you"
>Some orbiter who comments on her FB pics broke into her house after seeing the "in a new relationship" post on her wall and smashed her bong and liquor
>Mfw he's probably a robot
You're fucked mate, she's pressing charges
Pic related, I'm waiting outside her house posting this while she's giving the cops her statement
>>Mfw he's probably a robot
Are you a transformer?
>>28987575
bahahaha you literally will never be able to prove its me, and i think technically it was spirits not liquor
>i got you fucker, locked in my sights lol
Ask a girl who went to a maid cafe for the first time anything. Pic related is me, I'm the brown one and the Asian one is the maid, obviously.
>>28987543
Why have you not killed yourself yet you blog posting whore?
>>28987543
>brown one
>>28987561
Maybe we cans talk about something else than not being able to get gfs for once
