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Any straight robots get hit on by gay dudes a lot, but women won't seem to give you the time of day? It's like this cruel twist of fate where I can't seem to get with the gender I'm attracted to. Maybe I'm destined to be alone.
So what am I supposed to do here? Is it that maybe I just don't understand women well enough or something? They don't seem to be very accepting of a men's flaws, ones that guys are evidently far less put off by.
>>28986125
Don't worry too much about it OP, that's pretty standard. Men are socially expected to be the initiators, and women are socially discouraged from it. The fact that gay guys are hitting on you just means you're A) attractive, and B) don't look like the sort of dude who is going to freak out and make a scene if they ask you out and you turn out to be straight.
>>28986395
Well I have a sibling and friends who are gay so I am quite tolerant and that seems to put them at ease. But whether I was young and handsome, or grizzled and strong guys always seemed to be a lot more interested in me. I think maybe I just have a hard time relating to women. Guess I need to be more proactive with them or something. I don't know what they want.
Why aren't you having interracial sex, anon?
with girl in the picture id be down
Because bringing multiracial children into this world is objectively morally wrong.
I'm not even fucking white and I realize that.
>>28986108
You don't have to have children to have sex.
That kid thread
>that kid who always brought a salt shaker to school and seasoned his food
>that kid who got suspended because he called his teacher a Jew
>that kid who no one knew outside of school
>that kid who tried to get everyone to call him "Keeper"
I didn't really have any outstanding characters in high school, except for a mtf Trans girl, high school was boring
>>28986269
I took a Cisco class during high school and there was a straight up super jew in my class, he wore a yamaka he had curly locks on the side of his head, he even wore a suit, he also drove a nice sports car
>that one kid who nobody knew outside school
Fuck that hurt
Literally full of faggots complaining all day about how life is unfair. You manage to satisfy yourself in your shitty life that you don't even try to change. You willingly chose to lose everything in life instead of at least fucking try to win, because, well, it's easier. Why the fuck are you even alive ?
And staying in this board just makes it worse, it makes it almost normal for you to be a worthless piece of shit. And you reinforce this view by calling everyone who isn't like you a normalfag. You are a bunch of idiots, a disgrace to what you could have become.
I did try to win. I just didn't succeed.
>>28985917
>staying in this board just makes it worse
maybe for you
>>28985931
This.
Maybe staying in this board does make it worse, but I don't think it's worse than not staying off the board.
post robotic music and be civil pls.
how are you guys doing today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Bt8td3YgQ
When will /r9k/ learn to appreciate Rachmaninoff's feels?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVFYuX99JCc
>>28986104
that's a lovely song you posted, anon. i'll be sure to add him to my backlog. in the meantime, here's another song for anybody who's interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7W_hiBK8Os
>>28985888
Wow what a nice image, do you mind if I save it?
How do I end my fears?
>>28985860
facing them
>>28986022
So how am I going to end my fear of death?
>>28986042
that's a rational fear, you need that
ITT: Pathetic threads
Post pathetic threads bros.
>>28985858
Bloxbloxoriginalbloxbloxoriginal
>>28985984
/thread
cbvxnbjlnbcklbzdfs
>>28985984
Beat me to it fampai
Last night's thread was only the start. Trips decides where the next day of retribution will happen.
>yfw somebody shoots up columbine again tomorrow
>>28985766
you did this way too late for trips. Let's try and shoot for January 1, 2286
some school or college in portugal, i would love to hear the screams
.mkv_snapshot_12.39_[2016.05.26_20.32.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4wIncIH.jpg "City Hunter 2 EP 10 [Mokkori](6E9F3D09).mkv snapshot 12.39 [2016.05.26 20.32.46]")
>>28985766
>it's an "OP can't get a k/d above 1.00" episode
how i'm supposed to study if I have crippling depression
I don't know
It's the reason why I flunked out of uni
>>28985736
>tfw crippling depression didn't kick in until after I graduated and got a job
At least I can afford booze now.
>>28985742
This. Just drop out like us, OP.
Is portraying guys as hyperpassive losers and girls as insane violent bitches an anime self-perpetuation mechanism because it conditions guys to sit at home and keep watching animes?
I tried posting this on /a/ and a bunch of people cursed at me and they deleted the thread so I think i'm on to something!
Shut the fuck up you stupid dweeb faggot
Anime certainly does like its spineless noodle boy MCs
Totally makes sense that its so popular with 4chan, reddit, ect.
>>28985734
>I tried posting this on /a/ and a bunch of people cursed at me and they deleted the thread so I think i'm on to something!
lol
ok guys
redpill me on jelqing
I have searched long and hard for evidence in the form of before and after pictures and I've found nothing. My conclusion is it's bullshit.
>>28985716
It's a good way to fill your dick up with blood and stretch carrying capacity if done right. Pumping, reverse kegels (penis breathing), and other methods do the same thing. Just be careful not to damage blood vessels by overdoing it.
jews trying to destroy Aryan penises
sway
I love cute anime girls so much
post best girl
all my hearts
My only fucking hobby is masturbating
This shit has to stop, but whenever I try to cut back on my masturbation I find myself SO FUCKING BORED
There is nothing to do in this world. What the fuck did people do before internet?
>>28985695
>What the fuck did people do before internet?+ 0 post omitted.
probably work then masturbate when they got home
Go out and interact with other people.
>>28986154
Where? How? That's such a ridiculous thing to suggest.
I have no friends, and even if I did I'd have nothing to do with them.
Has anyone here ever had a girlfriend?
Ye but she didn't know she was my girlfriend, in fact she didn't know me at all.
:( oooo feelsbad
Yes.
And tomorrow I meet with my cake baking fuck buddy, explicitly for a long session of her sucking my cock.
I made her watch this to get a feel for what I want
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55ea787f83041I wrote this to feel good about myself, please don't ruin this
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/alexandria-vera-docs-teacher-had-sex-with-student-13-who-impregnated-her/
Why is god so cruel /r9k/?
Why are 13 year olds getting to act out my /ss/ dream while I've still never kissed a girl ;_;
>>28985596
>tfw stayed a virgin all through my teens and became a furry instead
heh
>>28985596
hmmmmmmm
(original)
(Rare)
>>28985596
>the family was supportive of the relationship
of course, its ok when a woman does it.
