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Smile, anon!
-Rei
Leave me alone.
You're not even human.
I just want to disappear.
>>28989597
>You're not even human.
What do you think Rei is?
why is rei so perfect anons
Tell me about the power of the mind to create sentient pony hallucinations.
yo whatup idiot i heard there was a summoning.
requests for information must be phrased as a question btw.
are you new to summoning?
>>28989513
i gotchu senpai, just follow these three easy steps:
1. do shrooms
>>28989552
tips for shrooms
i know about set,setting and sitter
i ask this shit daily
but right now i dont feel i have the proper set
Post your regrets
>somehow manage to get a date with the qt girl of my dreams
>she rejects me because of my pleb taste in music
>few months later start listening to music she listens to
>mfw its actually good
fuck if only I knew about this shit a few months ago.
KILL
ME
>>28989509
>Getting dumped for taste in music
She's a roastie and you're autistic for getting upset that she'd drop you for that
>visited the timeline of the far future article
My biggest regret
>>28989509
Was your pleb taste realistically the only reason she rejected you for? I have my doubts.
>"i'll always want more, but with you i am not alone."
>>28989489
they shouldn't have made that fucking movie. It's just a lie to lonely young people and rubbing it in their faces.
Nobody like that ever finds acceptance and home among their peers. It's all loneliness until you grow out of needing to identify with a peer group
>>28989648
i don't think it is a lie. there is somebody out there who is your friend, i chose this picture to capture it.
>>28990301
Perks of being a wallflower
Hey robots
Can we talk for a lil bit, share some feels or advice.
I'm in a really bad place now, I've been there for a long while and I really don't have anyone to turn to and talk about this stuff.
I'm not trying to get attention or whine or be a tripfag or anything really like that, It's just you guys are really all I have, I don't even mean that in a bad way either, It's really sad maybe even pathetic to say but I really like you guys, spending time together arguing and laughing.
I've been here a good while, since 2006.
It's just now I'm in a bad way, I kind of want to just talk it out even if no one responds just so I'm not just alone.
I'll wait a few mins maybe I'll pussy out and sleep or write some more who knows.
tldr: share some feels and help out robots if we can
Hey bro, what's going on?
>>28989457
share your feels op, I'll follow up with my own.
I'm here for you brother.
Who cares about (You)s
I probably should start writing down all the emotionally spurred rhymes I conjur up. I probably will since I love poetry and prose. I love writing. Let us begin.
-- Friends
What is a friend but a temporary coexistence.
Will they not relinquish themselves of your burden
Or make their presense fade as you near for help
To them you are a transient interaction
To you they are a being of utmost companion
Although you urge a hand or a head they give you a foot
And to your disappointment it becomes a bone
Were you unfit to join their rapturous exodus
That is a pursuit known for happiness
Were it not your efforts that sought to enkindle the bonfire of youth
And flames of brotherhood as their sparks remained aloof
Could it be that it was they all along
They surmised a storm of desire
Only for a clearing to deceit
Yet they will not cower as you to their exposure
Only walk away and feign a repulse
It still hurts and you know it
But your raging heart does not give up
And masochistically beats onward
Knowing it can stop at any moment
Knowing you can die any time you want
--
>>28989340
Here's your u now shut up
>>28989340
I thought that this was pretty good don't ley the other robots get to you, you should write more
I get hard when I watch that warmfreshpaint
They say I'm chasing wont give up the chase
I think I been had tranny porn since bout 2008
maybe 2007, I died and went to heaven
Blowing smoke to outer-space with Sienna Grace
I just edge to Bailey Jay until the fuckin paste
It ain't enough I have to meet one and just fuck her face
4chan tripfag let's go with Dollface
Cucks post her lewds on /r9k/ while she gives me brain
Speedrun chasin' Narcissa I can't catch up
I think I liked linetrap more back when she had A-cups
I'd be a tranny too, but I just look like Marilyn Manson in the makeup
Pull up my socks up now it's not so gay bruh
Why am I 21 nobody want to get with me?
That nigga Red said he'd take my damn virginity
Well in the meantime I'll just fap my shit to hardblush
That cutie marty turns my heart into a soft mush
can't be healthy, to have a cartoon dog crush
Like that little dude Max with that bitch Roxanne
It's kinda different as a grown ass old man
Call me back Caitlyn
Me and Jenner, we've been datin'
I've been eatin, I been prayin
but I never fell in love, cause I came up from above
so when you're with me feel blessed
Pizza !!C0LewdhvTcz tatted on my chest
In a Sruli armored vest
Don't say that you're not impressed
Not public exposure but being caught off guard and exposed to normalfags. Where are robots and anons going to be found? Hidden away in their rooms/places/dark spaces. Let's share our stories to lighten how fucking awful those situations felt and maybe give another anon an empathetic laugh in the process.
My story, which happened a small handful of hours ago:-
For context, I reside in a small town, live in a fucking trailer park, unemployed and basically able to cover rent and food for most of the period till the next welfare payment. Technically considered living in poverty but it's better than being homeless. Anyway.
This early morning there was a knock at my door and I was distracted by things going on my computer and was in a big of a high mood (bi-polar mood swings, somewhat controlled by medication) so when I noticed the knocking a second or third time I jumped up without thinking and unlatched the door (doesn't have a working latch so I jerry rigged one together out of old computer parts) and greeted what happened to be a young guy installing smoke alarms.
I asked him where he needed it and the response was "in the middle of the room but just here is fine". He was trying to hide is absolute fucking disgust. Long story short is that for the past few weeks I had been going through an episode of depression and just coming out of it at the moment. When I go through these phases I tend to go into extreme isolation mode, as in only leaving to buy food, not even showing, etc. The result of this is basically bags fucking full of rubbish; dirty clothes piled up; zip-locked bags of shit (too anxious to leave during the day and needed to shit somewhere) and things generally out of order. The place must reek of a month old massacre.
1/2
>>28989326
2/2
The worst part was when he left and as I was securing the door so it wouldn't swing open was that I overheard him talking to the other bloke that was working with him say far too loud "holy shit, what a fucking freak. Living in filth". Everyone else around would have heard, who I already avoid at all costs, for reasons.
The icing on the cake? In clear sight was the pile of cum socks beside the bed, my tablet on and easy to see for his angle, displaying in full glory the cumshot spread of one of the chapters of Fuyuno Mikan's tanks. Lolicon is kind of a grey issue in my country in terms of legality. Most normalfags will call it "pedo shit" (won't deny it, little girls give life meaning) and would happily see the person locked up for it. My two monitors were also displaying a spread of an old scan of Comic LO I was in the process of translating in English for one of the extremely few people I've keep in contact with online.
Looks like it's finally time to book that rope for Gensoukyou. Any other robots here with their own stories to share? Group bookings are cheaper.
I guess no one else is honest enough to share their humorous failures. Oh well.
>>28990036
I don't really have a story so I'll bump your thread
Why are chestlets always so mad?
Even manlets and dicklets don't get as upset as chestlets do
>>28989181
yaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnn
try harder fgt
>>28989181
FLAT IS JUSTICE
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>>28989245
on lolis maybe
on grown women though? No. Pretty much a deformity
Ask a blue hedgehog anything
what do ur feet smell like?
>>28989150
yoshi's eggs
Why are your arms tan?
ONE NOTHING WRONG WlTH ME
>>28988953
this is what exposure to hilary clinton does to a man
>>28988953
TWO NOTHING WRONG WlTH ME
JUH$T
alright guys
redpill me on jelqing
>>28988874
I did it for like 2 weeks and gained an inch. I went from 5.5 to 6.5.
>>28988874
1. Be careful, don't overdo it, like 5 minutes twice a week
2. If it hurts, you are doing it too hard
3. Practice kegels too
That is about it. I am a comfortable 7x6 and get diamond rock hard erections.
If I use a cock ring its sort of scary how BIG the veins are, they are all over, and even all over my forskin
Fucks up your penis in the long run. Only worth it if your penis is literally sub 4 inches, being honest.
>tfw boy in my class hates me
>always acts rude and aggressive to me for no reason
>if not aggressive, then stares at my breast or does it while being aggressive
>since he's a fuckboi i was messing with him and slamming his hand
>he gets mad and says he's gonna fuck me up
>kinda scared, but he seems genuinely angry
>later he was telling his friend he could see my vagina and he wanted to fuck me
since r9k is mostly males, why is the young man being evil hearted to me yet sexual at the same time? what do?
Is high school still in session? We have until like mid June right?
>Could see my vagina
Stop being a slut could help
hes an agressive asshole and if you put out then for the rest of his life he'll believe being an agressive asshole is how to get laid.
Why do Asians love Bernie Sanders?
Why do Blacks hate Bernie Sanders?
I thought niggers were the gibsmedat people\
http://www.gallup.com/opinion/polling-matters/187577/bernie-sanders-popular-candidate-among-asian-americans.aspx
>>28988755
Bernie is pro legalization of pot.
Asian Americans are huge stoners. Secretly we all do it.
>>28988755
Damn dude, she hasn't aged well
>>28989046
she'll be fine, just give her an oz of kush and a month long vacation.
Just be yourself guys.
Its better in the long run.
>>28988708
>Shel Silverstein
GET OUT JEW!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
it's true. you might be a fucked up weirdo, but if you don't advertise it, the other fucked up weirdos will never find you for copulation
>>28988708
being yourself is the worst advice ever period.
Be authentic, but willing to change if necessary.
>tfw I have a crush on an actual Stacy
W-what do I do?
>>28988665
call her "mommy" and present yourself and your resources to be harvested.
>>28988665
Stop being a faggot. I learned the hard way that "crushes" are pathetic and useless and belong in middle school.
I've had a crush on a stacey before. Just literally let it past. If you can't even get a girl who's a 5, why the hell would stacey ever want you.
