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How does it make you robots feel that 13 year old impregnated his teacher and cucked her husband while most of us will most likely remain virgins for life?
http://abc13.com/news/teacher-accused-of-sex-with-13-year-old-turns-herself-in/1366303/
>>28986873
lmao literally went to middle school there. why this couldnt have happened while i was there??
Bet the cuck said he'll be sticking with her, these betmax's always do.
>>28986873
A lot of times these women usually have serious mental problems.She gave the kid a lap dance in-front of the class. She is mentally ill and a predator. The kid just happened to be in the right place during the right time. I feel really bad for the husband. It's one thing to be cucked. It's another to have it done by a kid who's balls might not have dropped yet.
AMA - Ask someone who used to be a robot just like you anything.
>used to hate people
>shunned class"mates" even irl
>would skip school
>stayed in room all day watching anime, playing vidya and masturbating to hentai/porn
>was on really bad terms with parents - called them bitches and terrible parents etc
>now have a girlfriend for 2 years and still going
>studying for a maths degree
>well known at uni
>lecturers know me by name
>actually like people now and don't mind socialising with them
You can change too robot.
Bumping once.
>>28986850
How did you change your hikikomori ways?
>>28986850
Oh gee, its a "late bloomer" thread.
sage
Daily reminder that /r9k/ is a communist board. Post hats.
Fuck off
Y6hd47
>>28986832
Looks like a communist made your hat.
>>28986934
Nah I was pretending to do a speech and I threw it into the fan so the front part broke off haha
>tfw ugly
How am I supposed to be more confident when I've called ugly my whole life.
it's funny, I was thinking about this the other day
I found myself staring at a girl with a seriously unattractive face, a stereotypical ugly face. not as in acne or blemishes, but just the way her face existed
massive nose, eyes slightly too far apart and yet, she was still attractive - couldn't get my fucking head around it
then I cracked it, she had nice hair and nice clothes. the face isn't what makes up 100% of your appearance. I mean fuck. if you have an ugly face then yeah you're down a few points, but you can still achieve and pull equal or above your own /10 girl as long as you dress,well, well groomed and smell nice
>>28986830 (OP)
just max your looks out as much as you can and let go, you don't have any other option. When you're talking to women just "look out" ie only pay attention to what you can see, without having any self consciousness about your face (ie what they can see).
I can tell you that being good looking as a guy is extremely overrated on this board and for some reason on all of 4chan. I see ugly guys doing the same thing elsewhere. Because they have difficulties with women due to their ugliness they assume that good looking guys have it easy and as good as it gets with women.
Women can sense when something's wrong with you so no amount of good looks will save you from that unless you look like the most beautiful men who have ever walked the earth. Even then you might have to have the right type of "look" that can't convey any type of weirdness or intensity. Women are looking for men who are normal, any kind of issues like emotional or mental problems = creep = possible pervert, rapist, serial killer etc. Good looks can actually accentuate creepiness in men, I can show you examples. Unless you have the right type of wholesome good looks your issues will aways shine through. Which means any form of mental abnormality, it doesn't even have to be a mental health issue. It can just be that you're introverted and think alot or you're a distant/dreamer type. Women don't like guys who seem intellectually preoccupied or serious. You'd have to ham that up with something that makes you look cool and gives you status like a creative talent and a style and scene to go with it.
Number one thing that women are looking for in your appearance is what your eyes convey about you as a person, and whether or not you smile. Apart from that they're looking for confidence, social sills, fun personality, sense of humor, wit, and of course money, social status, etc. Looks are pretty low on the list however ugliness is a barrier, but not one that can't be overcome.
>>28987700
But as guys we can't wear make up like the roasties do.
Is this the worst place in the world to live?
>>28986825
No but also you are retard
>>28986825
you haven't ever been there, have you OP?
I've lived all over the US and minnesota and south dakota might be some of my favorite places here.
The city planning of the twin cities is fantastic, it's a really good livable city, my only complaint is it gets quite cold I guess
The city in South Dakota I lived in is called Sioux City... it's probably the comfiest little town in the world
>>28986825
that's not africa. now, had you posted atlanta, you'd be right
any psychologistfags want to tell me why i always lie about not being a virgin on /r9k/?
>>28986746
Can I borrow your tank after you are done?
>>28986854
People from /r9k/ should organize suicide parties so not all of them have to spend their money on a tank, you can all sit in a circle and take turns committing suicide with a big helium tank and mask you all chipped in for. Save yourself some money, it's a much more economical suicide.
I'm not a virgin and I lie about being a robot to fit in on this board
analyze that shit
ITT: Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it
that thing you're looking forward to, it's not going to be as good as you're expecting it to. it will be a disappointment. so lower your standards now before you suffer the consequences
>>28986691
Sometimes I want to punch people untill my hands broke
I want to smash their nose with my boots
Crush their bones with my bones
Every people should die horribly
I am a sick bastard
>>28986691
To me,
You've made the first step, moving out. Now, get yourself a job, and work on making films and submitting them so that Dad isn't right about you living like a little bitch.
Give some objectively good reasons for someone to date you
>>28986632
Got nothing desu
There are Robots here who hate women...
Give some objectively good reasons I'd want to date someone
Lel how do i recover from this
You sure like to pay attention to typos, now if only the same thing could be said for your diet.
I'd go for the tried and trusted.
"Be my gf pls"
you can't recover, you're a retard who can't type
>tfw fell for the vr meme
You fuckers told me VR could cure tfw no gf, but instead all I can find is fucking porn. Don't get me wrong, it's pretty good, especially when they get really close to the camera, but some random roastie getting railed by Chad isn't what I was l looking for.
>>28986523
give it a few years OP
vr gfs will happen eventually
>>28986574
Honestly the technology is here, all I want is a video of a cute girl acting gfly towards the camera. I guess it's the market that's missing.
>>28986523
>listening to advice from here
may as well go to reddit if you want advice from people who aren't trying to drag you as far down as they are
How comfy is the NEET life?seriously considering giving up, getting all comfy smoking/getting drunk and playing video games
You could do worse...
i dont see being neet as a choice
>>28986479
it would be quite comfy without the crippling depression, chronic masturbation and loneliness
don't do it unless you're 100% sure you can't work your way to normiedom
I just want the old R9K back, I don't want this teenage feeling board.
There will never be a true autist website again.
>>28986451
YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THOSE COMFY THREADS AND NIGHTWALK THREADS AND THOSE TRAIN THREADS
>>28986517
There are no real autism feels anymore on this board. Only teenagers, normies and women.
>>28986451
FILTER ALL TRIPFIENDS
DO NOT REPLY TO FEMBOT THREADS
DO NOT REPLY TO FEMBOT POSTERS
DO NOT REPLY TO /THATKID/ THREADS
DO NOT REPLY TO ATTENTIONWHORE THREADS
REPORT AND DO NOT REPLY TO ALL RATE ME OR /SOC/ THREADS
DO NOT REPLY TO ANY AND ALL ANIMEPOSTERS
>tfw my depression has turned into fear
I'm on the fucking path of the sith, please help
Fear leads to anger. Anger will give you power, young apprentice.
>>28986360
to be on the path of the sith, you have to have power. you're just falling apart.
daily life is suffering
You Are given an average girlfriend. Who do you choose?
>>28986293
right
obviously hotter
>>28986293
None of these women are average, both are 10/10s
Men are the meme gender
I hope OP gets cancer and dies
>>28986293
Both of those are pretty unattractive. I actually just dumped my girlfriend who looked like the one on the right because I couldn't get it up for her, she was just not attractive enough for me.
Letting go is easy if you try. Everybody will be ok
>>28986281
Kek, let go of that sandwich
>>28986316
S-shut up you...
normies will kick and scream
>Muh eternal life
