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All else being equal would you rather be a tall Chad with an average cock or a skinny manlet with a huge dick?
What do fembots think of this manlets's body?
>>28982659
Here's a short gif.
freakish, but i'd suck it
>>28982659
I went on a tinder date with a 5'3 manlet who had a huge penis but had his balls wrecked in a motorcycle accident.
It's definitely not worth it to be short with a big dick. To the public you're looked down upon and not taken seriously, nobody else knows you have a huge cock.
![john-persons-sissy-boy-cartoon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3HTtUYI.jpg "john-persons-sissy-boy-cartoon[1]")
>you haven't seen your dad in 4 years after studying in another country
>Earned your degree, your single dad is so proud of you and scraped together some funds to fly you back to visit them
>decide to show up unannounced and surprise your dad
>hear weird groaning sounds as you enter the house "oh no, dad's having a stroke!" you think
>he's stroking alright
>you walk into the living room and your dad is naked on all fours, dressed like a tramp, wearing a wig, miniskirt, tube top, and poorly applied makeup, like a 50 year old tranny
>he's getting spitroasted by 5 7foot tall BBCs, each hung virile buck's weiner occupying all your dads holes
>one of the bulls spasms and unleashes a torrent of jizz around the room, a thick wad of potent african seed hits a childhood picture of you and your dad hanging on the wall
>your dad pulls a chocolate pole out of his mouth and says "it's 2016 son! get in here" as 1738 by fetty wop starts playing
what do?
>>28982546
This is one hell of a cuck fantasy anon.
But seriously, what's the turn on here?
>>28982546
why would a black man degrade himself like that
muh fetish doesn't count, bbc is in no way a worse fetish than 50yr failures at life wearing a wig
black people please do not for the jewish trickery
fuck white women if you must but don't fuck faggots like that
>>28982546
>tfw no white girl to lick your black asshole clean
What are Stacy's interest besides Chad's cock
Another Chad's cock.
Her smartphone.
Clothes and similar stupid shit.
I think that's it.
>>28982509
You forgot Starbucks
>>28982509
you also forgot about chad's trillions of dollars of inheritance
why do my dates always go wrong from the start?
the conversations are always awkward and clunky
and then the girl just kinda goes quiet but keeps the date going like shes expecting something
what the fuccccccccccccc do they want me to do
Give interesting conversation like a normal human being, idiot.
>"O-o-oh, hey femanon, n-nice to see you!"
>"Yeah, I guess anon. How was your day?"
>"O-oh, I was on 4chan all day! Do you know what 4chan is? Do you know what memes are?
Let me explain them to you!"
^Your autistic ass.
Talk about sports, the weather, interesting science, gossip, anything normal.
>>28982790
To be fair plenty of women expect you to carry the convo.
>>28982844
So carry the fucking conversation?
I mean, you faggots spend enough time alone talking to yourselves that it's probably easy as hell to uphold an essentially one sided conversation.
Wouldn't you rather have a girl with lots of experience?
A slut will really know how to please you!
Who wants a virgin girl anyway? Pfff!
that's a waste of icing sugar
kukk
Assuming the slut was disease free, I'd take her. At least you know she likes sex. Last thing I'd want is to get into a relationship with a girl who doesn't like sex.
What are you drinking, /r9k/?
Sipping on some Sierra Nevada Torpedo IPA at the moment. Good stuff. Very strong, though.
>drinking IPA
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Innis & Gun or get the fuck out fucking IPA normie
I used to drink Torpedo back in my alcoholism days. If you're looking to get drunk you can't do much better.
I'm a fan of Spotted Cow and Oberon nowadays. New Belgium has a winter beer called Accumulation that's really good, too.
>>28982423
>>28982427
Odd, I've never even heard of those beers before. Thanks for the recommendations guys.
tfw /r9k/ was right all along
>Reading the cuckington post
>>28982346
I thought the first two emojis were a woman bleeding out of her vagina
>>28982346
This explains a lot.
Ohhhsooriginalfudhcn
Hey virgin here having sex with my first gf this Tuesday on our vacation (I'm 30) and I've never used a condom
How do I figure out what size to get?
Well, how small do they come?
>>28982258
OP there are only two sizes, regular and magnum, and magnum are pretty much the same size anyways. Condoms are pretty much one size fits all.
>Waiting this long and using a condom
Go bareback you faggot
Would /r9k/ date an Indian grill?
>>28982013
yes please
>tfw no telugu brahmin gf
you know /r9k/ should have a matrimonial general
>>28982083
Are you also Telugu? I am Telugu but I live in Texas
>>28982013
I've had this idea in my head that I need to secure a future for white children. No idea where I got it from.
But if I somehow met a qt smart funny brown girl I'd be an idiot to let her slip through my fingers without giving it a try.
the board is really shit today so lets discuss some things
why do the "mom found the x" threads suck so much but people keep posting in them?
are the people who gf post like its /soc/ baiting or are there so many posts like that that they think its appropriate?
where did the mischief threads go?
beta uprising when?
>would r9k date a <race> girl?
interpal shit needs to fucking die already.
>>28982065
>interpal shit needs to fucking die already.
I agree, that shit fits more on /int/ than it does here
there is pretty much no good reason for that thread to be here
Guys, would you date a girl that has had plastic surgery?
>>28982000
Hell yes. She certainly made the right decision, she hot now
>>28982000
No. Someone who cant accept themselves isn't a person i would want
>>28982000
why would she get plastic surgery if she is only getting slightly more attractive?
Noooo how could this happen, the hottie with Cerebral Pallsey has gone over to the dark side.
Shit they are even going after crippled chicks now.
She had a beta boyfriend and has turned him out for black Cornrowed Chad.
Jesus Fucking Christ
https://youtu.be/yidkF4WQkAw
damn that retard is so pretty
>>28981987
Why does it matter? Not like any of us had a chance with even if she refused to date black guys
>>28981987
they look cute together, he seems sweet. what's the issue?
>that braided savage to MUH WOMENZ. THEY'RE ALL MINE because of pigment and similar ethnic origin. ALL MINE.
Bored come chill and fuck with niggers on my facebook
rabb.it/r/8125o4
>>28981930
>rabb.it/r/8125o4
snap
>yhu
wat
>>28981930
haha dumb niggers
Decided to make an UNU account and create a hive-mind. Basically we just get in and "vote" on stuff as a group, and decide whatever we want.
Bumping with how to get into the UNU:
>Make an account, or sign in as a guest
>Find "ROBOT 9001" As the UNU
>Have some fun with other robots
No real idea how this works so let's get some ideas going
>W-Well this is fun
I thought this would be a pretty unique thread guys, but what do I know
>>28982043
this is a good thread idea, you just posted at the wrong time. 1pm during the middle of the week, only NEET or other related jobless/not in school people would be on
i made an account
Men are truly the meme gender.
They would rather watch a 9/10 girl get fucked by other men on camera, than considering sincerely dating a 6/10.
And then they say "women can have sex whenever they want". wow! Even men who get a lot of sex know that sex gets tiresome and is not really anything if you do it randomly.
>>28981844
>eating food gets boring if it's not gourmet caviar and you're not even hungry anyway :^)
now, here is a problem
a 6/10 girl thinks she's 9/10 and considers guys who're 8/10 to be 4/10
just let that sink in
That's a midget in the back right?
