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Robots, what are your goals in life? Be realistic and specific, everyone wants to be rich or have a 10/10 gf. You have to tell us how you'll become rich or find a 10/10 gf.
I don't really have any, anymore
>>28972759
write my own 3d game (not 2d indy shit)
actually I'm asexual these days. don't even care about women
Goals are for normie faggots. There's no point in having goals
why dont normalfaggets get that their is so mich more to living than sex
i get horny as much as
anybody but still
>>28972599
They do understand. It's the lonely people here who don't
>>28972612
yea right you fucking liar
look on facebook or instagrem or tumblr right now and you'll see a bunch of sex crazed assholes
>>28972599
Why waste time talking about what normies do?
When there's so much more to living.
>tfw bi, so literally double the potential of having a qt partner
>tfw no bf anyway
w-well, this cunning plan didn't work out.
>>28972412
>double the potential
women think you're a faggot and gay men think you're in the closet
>>28972459
But even with that notion in mind, it doesn't pose any obstruction/hindrance in his pursuit of qt's.
>>28972412
Homoemo still exists? damn
This is what an aroused vagina looks like fAm. Now surprisingly it would appear 8x6 cock is bare minimum to fill it. You don't stand a chance Tbh
Penetration by a small penis - 5 inches - for comparison
>>28972372
I would just make it.
>>28972386
No you won't baka
>Police just caught me smoking weed and want a 400 euro fine and im a neet
JUST
Fuck Europe man.
I'm sorry to hear that anon. My parents smelled the weed of when I last smoked and then told me if they smell it again I better have my bags packed.
Why are we so hated.
>>28972304
>Neet crying for 400 euros
>>28972304
How did you get caught?
>>28972662
Just go outside to smoke. But don't be a faggot like op. The best places to hide are public parks with a lot of space. Just sit on a bench and smoke your weed. Hiding too much is never good
>neet
>want to learn how to code
>download a bunch of programs and beginner guides
>give up after 10 minutes
I don't blame you, coding is boring as fuck. There's a million other things you could be doing that are more beneficial and easier.
>>28972261
That's the NEET curse.
>finally decide to send out resumes
>"OK I'M GONNA DO THIS"
>15 minutes later, quit and go shitpost and play video games and then nap
>>28972261
>try to improve life in even smallest form
>give up in ten min
Know that feel fellow fuck up
Outdated image edition
>tfw your Dad used all the wrapping paper so now I have to go down to the post office and buy some wrapping paper and wrap my parcel in front of everyone and they will be watching and I will be sweating
It's too much for me desu senpai
You lads asking Karl anything tomorrow?
>>28972217
what a fucking sell-out
I know you all collect memes
So post your favorite meme
pic related
>>28971821
Gosh it's so hard to choose. I've been collecting memes for so long. I guess pic related is pretty dank.
>>28971905
HAHAHA never seen that one before but it's wonderful.
E.Y.E is top tier.
>tfw boss pays me $70,000 a year to shitpost on 4chan and discover dank new memes to use in our advertising campaigns
Job?unoriginal comment obviously
>>28971861
Marketing.
I call myself a memologist when people ask me what I do.
I basicaly work from home and search social media for memes and send them to the marketing team for them to create memes. I also advise them on internet culture.
seen your other post op. want to tell us exact company?
![new-zealand-flag.jpg.hashed.20c68188.desktop.story.inline[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/krfxY46.jpg "new-zealand-flag .hashed.20c68188.desktop.story.inline[1]")
I want a friend in New Zealand.
>>28971501
I'm from new Zealand. Why do you want a friend from here?
>>28971570
Because I am in New Zealand and I have no friends.
>>28971570
I want to swap bestiality stories.
Why does everyone here hate Reddit so much, they have decent content, can't we just use both?
>downvotes allow you to literally censor unpopular opinions
>site is infested with normies
>any subreddit with more than 100K subs is impossible to have good discussion in
Nope.
They steal our memes for one.
Because one stupid pun details a discussion.
>want to self harm on face
>most noticeable place to do so
>people would start asking questions
I know I could do it on my upper thighs and no one would see it but I'm really drawn to do it to my face.
Why must it be like this?
I dont know senpai, best just do it on some invisible place.
I always figured that I could maybe atleast make my face interesting if I would cut it, but its about as smart as taking a tattoo on your face. Which is not very smart.
Arms and legs, stick to those.
>>28971083
Why self harm when you can have a veritable cocktail of uppers,downers, sidewayers, and whatever else? Drugs make cutting obsolete.
It's like Distilling grain alcohol from bread when you can go to the store and just buy a fucking beer.
>>28971173
Are you being ironic? Drugs arent any better.
Last time I tried something funky, LSD. I ended up nearly killing myself. That sure was "safe and fun"
Post fembots. I'll start with the best one
>post attentionwhores without any crippling inhibitions of an actual robot
why do people have to change.
>>28970971
I wish they never did. Why can't they be pure forever?
Reminder that you are not allowed to be on this board if you score more than 58.
Who /cyborg/ heya?
>>28970784
129
Guess I'm not much of a robot
>>28970851
Nope ... robots aren't delusional.
>look like pic related
>still no gf
Don't fall for the lifting meme. Lifting changes nothing.
>>28969965
Can't tell if trolling or not.
Is your face deformed? Are you a total beta with no game and a faggoty personality?
Something is amiss.
>>28969965
>lifting for wimmen
>you fucked up
>>28969965
What's your kik? I'll talk to you.
