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Sup, nightowls. Come get your (You)s!! I'll respond to anyone and everyone as long as you post a pic of some sort. We can talk about anything.
What's the worst game ever and why is it Dark Souls?
>>28968802
idk about worst game, probably ET or some faggy meme answer with a game I never played or picked up, but some severe disappointments were Ninja Gaiden 2 and Seperation Anxiety. They weren't bad games, but really shitty compared to their prequels.
I actually have the first Dark Souls on my dusty Xbox 360. I should pick it back up, as I haven't even finished the first. I got through the first boss or two, but das it.
how's shit going for you, OP?
Toku I know you are lurkin, why won't you respond?
>>28968767
Because I hate you, fuck off
>>28968772
Why do you hate me so much?
>>28968772
I knew it, you aren't Toku!
Who else can't grow proper facial hair?
>tfw bad case of babyface
>tfw can't cover it up with a beard
It fucking sucks man
>Facial hair is thin and won't fill in completely
I have decent coverage, just no beard growth in the lower cheek section. I'd be running around with a 5 o-clock shadow all day, but I can't and I have to keep myself clean shaven because it just looks bad.
>tfw Asian beardless genes
A-at least I won't go bald...
>>28968700
Same problem. Compounded by obesity it really sucks
Why do some people lack self-awareness?
Why do some people dress autisticly, chew loudly with their mouth open, talk a lot while not really understanding what they're saying, hover around groups of people, laugh at their own jokes constantly, etc.
Why do they react so emotionally when people point these things out to them?
what causes that?
I guess it will remain a mystery
>>28968694
Here's a tip, if you point these things out to them, they become self aware!
>>28968694
That's because you spend too much time being a puritanical 4chan basement dweller, spamming bitter memes with bitter people.
People will never be perfect and the world will never be perfect. What about your flaws? You're probably one of those kids that unironically thought that spamming the fedora meme was going to get people to clean themselves up. Forty keks, robofaggot.
>You're sitting there, replying to threads
>Chad's out there fucking her in his bed
>You're waiting around, watching life pass you by
>Chad's out there, fucking her dry
>>28968636
Juat got done fucking my wife, now laying in bed watching movie and posting here whats up senpai
>>28968798
>You fuck your wife, trying to make her moan
>She closes her eyes and thinks about Tyrone
>when you got into a fight at school
I have never been in a real fight, though in hindsight I really regret it, since I had some bullies that could've used a few slaps or punches in the face.
Though I was always weak as fuck so there was no way I was winning any fights.
>>28968729
>Tfw colombine shooters became your heroes
or were the Colombine shooters bullies themselves?
>>28968582
I got into a few fights in high school.
The first was standing up to a bully. A few well thought out punches and kicks to his gut when he hit the ground and I was never touched again.
Another was when I beat up this black kid for grabbing my sister's ass and telling her to meet her at his car after school. She told me to do it, I didn't hesitate.
Then me and some friends got in a "rumble" with kids from a rival school after a football game. I actually took a bit of a beating in that one. I knocked a kid out and got jumped from behind and took a few kicks to the head before my friend pulled his airsoft gun he shot at teachers from the top of the stands when they weren't looking.I'm still shocked they thought it was real to this day.
Anyone else suddenly wondering if they've experienced trauma?
What qualifies as trauma?
I must have been traumatised at some point...
You guys should discuss this with others who suffer from PTSD: >>>/tumblr/
Yeah I've got them all. Some sexual abuse, lots of physical abuse.
>graduate
>finally have all the free time I want to play video games
>terrible at video games
truly this is the worst kind of hell
>>28968563
literally cannot think of anyone on earth worse off than you famalamb
Practice man, like any other skill you aquire it through practice.
just a warning though, practice takes time, time you could spend practicing something else you'd like to learn that might actually help you.
But do whatever works for you man, just don;t expect to get good overnight.
>graduate
>finally have free time
>get full time job almost immediately
Half of 2016 is over now.
God, my life is a waste.
and then you blow up
>>28968558
It's half over? Really, now? Failed basic counting skills in pre-school?
>>28968558
Holy fuck you're right
>half way through 2016
>still don't know Japanese
The love of your life would rather be used and abused by chad than have you give everything just to be with her
How does that make you feel?
>>28968523
>How does that make you feel?
really makes me think
nobody likes a doormat doe
>>28968523
The love of my life never existed. Never will.
>>28968523
I don't think I can even feel love for a woman. Every relationship I've been in has been a worthless, emotionless chore.
How could I ever love someone? I can't even muster the will to like someone. I am meant to be alone.
Dubs and ill ram something up my ass.
Trips or more, I kill myself and in my will have a video of it prepared for you all, titled " KID GETS HIT BY A FLYING MEME AND FUCKING DIES".
>>28968514
>implying anyone would actually upload a video of you killing yourself
>implying you know someone irl that would actually care about your death
>>28968514
Rolling for kitchen knife up the ass.
>>28968514
Rolling for shampoo bottle
>tfw no Islamophobic bf
>>28968480
I'm right here bb
I talked to two girls today
>>28968480
We can guarantee a future for the white race together, OP. pls notice me.
Anyone else here get really high-strung and tense when they have to sleep and they can't relax? For no reason at all?
I don't know why it's happening but I'm extremely uptight now and I'm extremely bothered by every movement I hear in the house. I also have a headache.
Take some sleeping pills.
>>28968692
I would but the dog is also barking and everyone in my house is talking. Shit is bad all around.
>>28968796
Ear plugs?
File a bogus noise complaint from the neighbors? Ive done it before, it works.
>6 inches
original
>>28968383
actually that was very unoriginal
>>28968383
>black
>6'2
>5 inches
At least I've kissed a girl desu but nothing hurts me more than the BBC (((meme)))
>>28968510
wew lad that really fucking sucks
Huge pussy here. planning to become an hero but too afraid of pain or vomitting (or worse being stuck in a veg state )Heard exit bags are effective, but not sure how hard they are to put together and if the gas needed is regulated in any way.Tips?pic unrelated.
>>28968352
jump off a bridge you dumb faggot
>>28968393
It's already been established i'm a huge pussy.
>>28968352
don't....
It somehow gets better, maybe not today, or tomorrow. Maybe not even in a fucking month but give it a year. You'll see.
