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What to drift away from this world without doing drugs like a normie?
>play the interstellar black scene scene
>play "Resonance" by Home
>put the interstellar video on mute
>Max out the volume either speaker or headphone
>start both at 0:00 and play them at the same time
>???
>enjoy 3 mins of pure
I n t e r s t e l l a r v a p o r w a v e
S. T. A. Y. M. U. R. P. H
Here the links
Interstellar black hole scene: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YdSz12Glhlw
"Resonance - Home": https://soundcloud.com/home-2001/resonance
>without doing drugs
>he doesn't do both
lmao.
>>28967521
Found the normie.
lmao
>>28967521
>inb4 get off my board
>get wagecuck logistics job in huge warehouse
>after a year of working get moved to a different line
>the workflow significantly drops
>end up just sitting there all day for several months
>tfw mr shekels is paying for me to sit and do nothing
>tfw doing nothing is driving me insane
>can't use computer for internet because it's all blocked off
>can't take any devices in like a phone because they deal with electronics and have metal detectors
>eventually quit
Did I do the right thing? My time is better than more money right?
You could have brought in a book or something right?
>>28967505
You're not allowed. As they expect you to be working.
>>28967541
...also something about ESD.
Just got fucked in the ass by a tranny escort, AMA
>>28967460
was it worth it? did you enjoy?
was she cute? greentext it
>>28967481
I was really horny for it, enjoyed it immensely and about 10 seconds after I came, I immediately felt depressed and ashamed of myself for letting my internet porn addiction fetishes taking over my life. I feel so disgusted with myself.
Who else/longnose/ here?
I hate my nose man
Long noses can work if they're shapely.
>>28967501
How do you determine if a nose is shapely?
what the fuck is all over your face
> The Beta Uprising must continue bring it back fuck the normies.
Yes it should bring it back.
New topic: If you were going on your happening, what would you wear? I would go as a Warhammer 40K Commissar, purging the normalfag heretics in His name.
normalfags just propagate it as a joke
I want to kill myself, but I half-legitimately supported for a while whatever abstract sentiments the beta uprisers actually upheld.
It's pointless. It's all a joke. This place is a zoo, we're the animals, get used to it.
I wonder if she knows that she could literally have me as a pet with one kiss.
<3
A soft shy boy to love and to hold.
:3
Very cute and cuddly, perfect for pats on the head.
I want a girl to hold me tight in her arms and not let go until I agree to be her pet!
Would electrocution be a relatively quick and painless way to go? Would it be worth finding a higher power than that which is in the house?
electric chairs use 2000 volts
subway propulsion systems use around 800 volts
your house uses 120 volts (possibly 240 depending on where you are in the world)
your house wouldn't kill you
if you could manage to apply 2000 volts across your body, it would be painless yes, but society makes it very difficult for civilians to have any access whatsoever to that kind of power
>>28968036
>if you could manage to apply 2000 volts across your body, it would be painless yes,
Wageslave who deals with stuff in the KV area and has accidentally copped some from time to time. It hurts!
>>28967321
It might be worth it to find a higher power yes
>be 18
>go to game store
>see two 12yo boys
>they start talking to me about games
>they give me their xbl names
>tfw can't even find people my age to be friends with
>>28967292
don't add them you'll come across as creepy to their family, don't want to be socially akward and be a suspected pedophile do you?
>>28967310
I didn't add them anyway as I couldn't read their writing. This was many years ago. They probably have got girlfriends and a good life now.
>>28967292
Something like this happened to me when i was 18
>be on teamspeak in my mount and blade regiment
>A LCpl's mic broke and we live in the same part of the country
>i offer to meet up with him the next day and give him an old spare
>goes away for a minute then comes back
>Says his mum doesn't feel comfortable with that
>Felt like a creep for suggesting that idea
>tfw the inevitable and painful passage of time is hitting you extremely hard right now
>tfw you know you have a long time to go
>tfw you wish you could live in the now because you never know when it could end but you fucking CAN'T
Who else here knows this feel?
I know that feel pretty well OP. I realize I'm wasting my entire life avoiding others and worrying, but it's the only way that works for me.
>20th birthday in two days
I hated being a teenager and now I'm scared that it's almost over.
>>28967538
I'm 19 now and I want to lose my virginity before 20
I remember my 18th birthday I said I'd lose it before my 19th. Now I don't even know.
>mfw the barber starts talking about sports
>not having your mother cut your hair/cutting your own hair
filename checks out
>tfw live in Australia but don't like rugby, cricket or AFL
>like soccer
end this feel
>>28967136
>cutting any hair at all
it's like you want to be spiritually dead
Hey anon would you want to be friends?
>>28967077
DON'T TOUCH ME
REEEEEEE
>>28967096
Anon we aren't roleplaying here
i hate myself too much to give myself the possibility of a friend
>so son how's the job hunt going
>printed my resume off
>But I lost it
>I'll print it again
>But it's 3pm because I woke up late and now it's too late to go out
I'm sorry for slacking off
>anon you need to change your lifestyle
>all you do is go to work then come home and sit on the computer
>>28967051
If it was going well I would have said something. Fuck off.
Meanwhile on bizzar /r9k/.....
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! FUCK OFF ROBOTS, THIS IS A CHAD BOARD!
I don't hate myself, and I am fine with continuing to live the way I am. I am fine with continuing to live generally.
>>28967032
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>listening to dead friends's "favorites playlist"
>a band or song you introduced her to plays
for three seconds it almost feels like you're back.
>>28966998
>tfw I'm applying to the theater where I was last with my dead friend
>tfw I can only barely remember it
>tfw he had so much fucking potential but he was a fucking Heroin addict
Dammit, Joey. Fucking...dammit.
>>28967097
He probably really enjoyed the heroin.
Don't feel too bad for him.
>>28967097
Heroin scares the shit out of me, it can just destroy a person so thoroughly and they get hooked so easily.
what can i do to improve my appearance /r9k/?
i'm sick and tired of being overlooked by women because i'm a 7/10 and not a 10/10 chad
please help
Grow your hair out. Having it that short makes your head look weird. Your face is like 40% forehead right now. Grow some bangs
>>28966889
social status
money
plastic surgery
sega dreamcast, this is legitimate advice btw op, but you'll be a fag and ignore it. no more bumps for you
sega dreamcasting this thread
>>28966889
>7/10
nah man sorry
