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how the fuck do you get turned on by small penis humiliation, anon?
That shit would be emotionally scarring.
>>28963084
The act of becoming sexually aroused by having someone humiliate you for having a small penis is an emotional scar, anon.
>>28963177
man
that's kind of depressing, since it sounds true
>>28963084
>tfw turned on by small penis humiliation but have a slightly above average cock
>not into interracial cuck shit like most people that have it
>too ugly to ever have a girl or trap fuck me while teasing me about how I'm too small and they can't feel anything
>"Thanks for taking me out for coffee anon, you're so sweet!"
Yeah, yeah. Just don't get too used to it.
>>28962968
>shaved the side of her head
I'm going to gag. Her whole appearance screams to me that she probably also doesn't shave her armpits
>>28962968
Honestly she has qt potential if she'd fix her hair and get rid of the piercing.
I JUST WANT A QUIRKY SHORT HAIRED GF WHO LIKES READING AND WEARS OVERSIZED HOODIES IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> I JUST WANT A QUIRKY SHORT HAIRED GF WHO LIKES READING AND WEARS OVERSIZED HOODIES IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Even if their a tranny?
>>28962977
NO SHE NEEDS TO HAVE A REAL VAGINA THAT I CAN LOVE
>>28962895
iktf
>>28962977
who's that qt?
Anybody want to talk or something?
I don't have anyone else to talk to.
Idk what to talk about though.
>>28962851
It reall is a
Mad world
Mad world
>>28963798
It is anon.
It is.
Whats your Skype, Anon-kun?
>You woke up as a slut in someone's bedroom with a cum taste in your mouth.
What to do?
>>28962766
Go home and play vidya as per normal.
Charge sissy fuccbois to whip them
>>28962766
I unsheath my broad sword and attempt to detect evil
>Be me
>Have adopted Chinese girlfriend
>Right now
>Skype
>Won't stop laughing
>Dat feel when it turns me on
WHAT DO I DO?!?!?
>>28962720
Please please please pleasssseeees kill yourself right now
Maybe you should use her as a human sex doll
Masturpate
Holy fucking cowshit The fuck happened?
Are we being feed tranny meds?
>>28962640
the highest jews create tranny agenda without believing a word of it
the middle jews push tranny agenda without having the intellectual or historical background to refute it, and thus more or less believe in it
the goyim and lower jews fully accept tranny agenda because they don't know anything except what the modern cultural matrix has told them
bam
there you go
>>28962640
There's currently a triple-whammy causing transsexualism.
>improper hormone levels in the womb
>xenoestrogens in food and plastics
>pro-transsexual propaganda
If we could stop all of these, transsexual levels would return to pre-industrial revolution numbers (0).
They're less than .5% of the population chill the fuck out.
Stop wasting time on stupid bullshit issues.
How would you red-pill your children?
>my children
make them study the bible religiously
SHOOT EM RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE
Guys, my comfy NEET ride is over. Granny moved into house. I'm no longer comfy living with parents. I haven't worked in 3 years and its time to get a job. I started back at school studying accounting but I wanna get a job as well. What kind of job can I expect with no work history past 3 years and not many useful skills ( was a pharmacy tech for years and also had short stint in landscaping). Should I just go for something construction related and avoid retail / restaurant ? Appreciate any advice for getting back into the work force. Military is an option as well I suppose though would have to get in a little better shape. I'm 27 btw. Need to get out of this house... Granny has a helper and has diapers and shit it fucking sucks...
I mean there's plan B but it might involve 25-life.....
>>28963644
Not gonna murder my Granny I love her just don't wanna live with her and parents anymore.
>>28962623
You could probably make that pharmacy tech experience go a long way. As a robot who's been in a similar domestic situation, it seems like that kind of relatively solitary work would be much easier to handle while studying at the same time.
The pic related answer would be to get an intense physical job (landscaping/construction) in the shortterm and go military or reserves once you've made enough gains.
>Middle aged man comes into the surgery
>Stinks of tobacco smoke
>Gets a cigarette out of his pack while he is sat in the chair
>Says that he could 'really do with a smoke'
>Wants me to give him a light
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>be ex smoker
>want to smoke so badly after reading this
>>28962558
if you're gonna make shipman threads, at least pair them up with a well though out clinical vignette
>>28962599
>faggot comes into thread
>critiques a shippost
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
I love all of you. I'm starting to realize that I can't keep living knowing the things I know now, having become the person I am now. I expect to kill myself within the next decade or so of my life. Just know that right here, right now, I care deeply for every single one of you. Godspeed, robots. Love long and prosper
>>28962464
May the trendies always be moist, senpai
>>28962492
***tendies
Sorry senpai
Love you too anon, wherever you are wish i could hug you
>You are a horrible person if, as a guy, you have your own standards and don't want to settle
>Women are allowed to have their own standards and they should never settle. GURL POWER!!!
Why do people think like this? I even see it on this board.
Why the double standards? Why can women be spoiled cunts, and men are not allowed to be firm in their standards?
whites are done we are the last generation
>>28962442
Women are horrible. It's 95 percent their fault, then the rest of it is western civilization and it's degeneracy.
>>28962619
its fucking politics fault and sheep mentality fucking jews
>2016
>the public is getting sick of SJW bullshit finally
>in a few years being a cis straight white male won't be a big "DONT FUCK ME" sign to all those airheaded college graduate chicks anymore
>you have a few years to start running, lifting, etc., get in good shape, start working on a career and hobbies, school, therapy etc., really cultivating yourself as an individual
>you would wake up in a new golden age for white dudes, around 25-30-ish, and net yourself a really cute gf to build into a sweetheart from the ground up
>only requires you to put in some elbow grease
Life's going to be looking up sooner than you know it, guys. We gotta start preparing to be on top of our game by the time it does.
I have no problem if a girl has been fucked before but if she ever was a SJW she can get the fuck out. I will rather live a thousand years alone before I will be desperate enough to put up with such a fucking bitch.
>>28962402
I can't believe any of what you say.
Western civilization is on the way out, and it's being escorted by SJWs. It's sad as hell, and I don't see how we can reverse it.
There's a counter-culture now but it's not just going to turn things around. If anything, people will hate more than ever.
>watching japanese porn
>about to cum, girl is on her knees getting a facial
>fade out to next scene
>i'm about to cum
>it's a close up of a bowl of salad
>i just came to a shot of leafy greens
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. PLEASE SHARE IN MY MISERY. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.
>>28962388
what the fuck kind of porn were you watching?
link
Send link faggot I wanna cum to greens
>>28962388
>get to best part
>about to cum
>cum as soon as the best part ends
FUCK
let's gather videos and pics of people biting coconuts open.
I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wMEt7hsfD0
This is what Pacific Islanders and South East Asians need to learn in order to survive. They're not always going to have access to tools or always be able to make tools.
>>28962446
Smashing the coconut against a rock is prolly more effective.
>>28962470
walk 3 miles to find the perfect rock or open the coconut with your teeth
