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I'm a curior for major business leaders. Ask me anything.Within these rules.
>No information about my clients
>No information about me personally
>No information about my location
>No information about recent jobs
So who are your clients?
What are you like as a person?
Where do you live?
What other work have you done recently?
>>28967917
>what other work have you done recently?
I did mow my parent's lawn yesterday. I don't know if that counts as it was for free.
>>28967885
don't you mean courier?
also what do you do in general? do you drive packages from place to place or what?
Holy fuck, I just spent like 20 minutes arguing with some random stranger who got "upset" that I "typed too much" and then he proceeded to play Dr. Phil with his psychology degree and tell me that I'm super lonely and that is why I type constantly even if nobody cares what I'm typing. I just, I don't even know. Why do people feel the need to play Dr. Phil or Oprah on the internet? I mean if you want to tell people to kill themselves and that the world wouldn't miss them then go for it, I imagine some people get off to it. He then admitted to being an internet troll and told me I couldn't handle his "troll skills" Jesus christ, is this what people with no lives believe? I get the concept of going on the internet and trying to make strangers "upset" by telling them they are garbage and should off themselves but, doesn't it make you more pathetic for investing the time into that in the first place?
I just don't get people like that, they claim to be super intelligent and can analyze a stranger's personality and lifestyle based off how much they type and the level of wordage they use. That sounds like a more autistic belief if anything, I don't think you should tell a stranger that you've never met and will probably never meet that you know everything about them based off what they type and how much they type, that's a very autistic and disturbing thing to tell yourself and have belief in it.
Anyway yeah, just felt like sharing my two cents on people like this. In a way I want to say he didn't get to me but obviously since I felt the need to rant about his "Troll skills" then I suppose in some way he did get to me, of course I told him that we are both pathetic and we should both kill ourselves because he spent 20 minutes telling me to kill myself and what not, he also admitted to having no friends and life and that my family never loved me.
Just amazing the effort "Internet trolls" put into what they consider a "skill" and get some form of gratification from it.
you type too much
>>28967883
This thread is so confusing. I don't even know what's real and what's copypasta anymore.
>>28967883
jesus fuck,
what is the tl;dr of this?
>tfw finally get a gf
>Muslim parents try to get us to break up because it's "against my religion"
>We are forced to pretend to "break up" and chat over an app instead of sms now
A few months ago I asked her out to the aquarium and many of you hoped our relationship would end badly. Well now my parents are making me get a little bit closer everyday.
They think that she will literally keep me from being a doctor and that I will be a wagecuck if I date her, when in reality she wants to be a doctor just as much as me. Why the fuck are Muslim indian parents so shitty that they think dating a single girl will destroy my life?
Not trying to blog, just that I finally feel that I've accomplished something socially since I'm usually a stay inside nerd (my gf kind of is too) with not many friends. I guess being close to females is not ok but being close to men isn't ok either since being gay is haram. I guess I'll just continue being antisocial as usual because it's what my parents want. Seriously, the only things I ever go outside for is school and dates with her, and now summer is here and I can't date her so I no longer have a reason to go outside, and now they will get mad at me for staying inside and playing videogames all day. Sorry baba and mama, but i have nobody to go outside with thanks to you two.
Here's our text message convo we had to fake in order to alleve my parents.
At least she's willing to play along and still stick with me, we havent' kissed but we have held hand(she initiated) and she's given me chocolates so I know she's into me, but my parents still want to keep me away from her after I've toiled my way out of robothood...
>>28968465
Umm.. haven't kissed yet huh after all this time? Well if you are the aqua anon, than you have failed in every way you were so worried about when this began. Enjoy your platonic friendship. Because that's all you have and all you are set to lose.
Do any robots have interesting nep nazi stories?
>>28967816
>implying most of us have ever met a neo nazi
>>28967816
I mean neo not nep
Why would you ask that here?
Go do this at /pol/ we don't give a shit about politics right now.
What's the best drink to get drunk alone on? Best taste and highest alcohol content for price. I want to drown out my sorrows on a regular basis.
>>28967813
any alcoholics here? anyone?
Just straight vodka. Don't get anything "Russian"
Look for polish or Ukrainian. It's smooth and strong. Or you could get some spiced rum.
Wine and beer is for socialising. Get hard liquor for yourself if you want real alcohol.
Have fun. Also don't have any knives around I tend to play with knives when I drink. Very bad habit and I actually stabbed my hand.
7 and 7 is good and cheap. Seagram 7 blended whiskey, and 7up.
It's weird. I feel like I have everything that a normie in highschool could have.
A "cute" complexion, deemed by a few girls.
A "funny" kind of guy. I make almost everyone I know laugh at least once. People know me for being kind of weird but also really funny and stupid
The thing is, I just can't do it. I don't know, I feel like the universe is telling me that I just can't fucking be a normie, that just isn't the life for me. And fuck I want to be a normie.
I want to have a fucking circle of friends, even if it's small. I want friends to talk to everyday and hang out on the weekends or weekdays
I want a fucking girl that understands me but everybody in high school is a fucking normie or social outcast. There is no in between
I'm in sort of that in between though. I have the confidence and capability of talking to people and meeting new people, but I can't go farther than that.
Some days I crave for peoples attention, some days I just want to fucking disappear
Fuck, I don't know if this a curse or a gift, but man. I can never get to full normie status, and it drives me crazy. Fuckkkkkkkkk everything man
Idk why you need to be a normie it's pathetic that you can't just be content where you're currently at in the world
>>28967806
>I feel like the universe is telling me that I just can't fucking be a normie
Same thing happened to me, but much earlier on in Jr. High.
I was literally exhausted trying to be Mr. Popular and likable, it was all a facade. When I decided I'd had it I realized most of my "friends" weren't actually that good of friends, they just liked to have me around because of my occasional jokes or banter.
>>28967823
I'm sorry, but I am not happy with where I currently am in the world.
And to just sit silent and do absolutely nothing would make my life meaningless. You're asking me why should I change myself when I can just be sitting around and doing the same shit over and over again until I die with the shit I wasn't happy with in the first place.
I'm about to lose my virginity tomorrow, /r9k/. Does this mean I'm not a robot anymore?
>>28967784
More than that, you're free now.
it means you never were
>>28967979
What this anon said
Stop using this site
It'll hold you back
Leave this site
Live your life
I am solely attracted to Asian girls. Anyone else?
>>28967771
i too, have occasional bouts of yellow fever
are you white or black?
I don't particularly am attracted to asian girls. But they are the only women who I have confidence to approach. And they seem to like me more compared to women of other races. Here in Brazil in Tinder sometimes I just swipe right a lot, and my matches are like 30% asian, when the asians in Tinder are like 3%. But IMO japanese brazilians are ugly as fuck, although very kind.
>>28967798
I'm white and I know this sentence isn't original so fukc off robot
![mini-cell-phone-jammer-cheap-umts-gsm-blocker_rf-signal-disrupter-portable-phone-jammer-1_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C07Oo52.jpg "mini-cell-phone-jammer-cheap-umts-gsm-blocker rf-signal-disrupter-portable-phone-jammer-1 1[1]")
The ultimate anti-normalfag device. Why haven't you bought/built a cellphone signal jammer yet?
What an odd thing to ask
It's a felony to use that... only subhumans commit felonies.
>>28967764
>ultimate anti-normalfag device
>cellphone signal jammer yet
>???
>>28967737
If you don't sleep you feel less depressed
For starters, don't watch extremely morbid gore vids like the one you just posted. Try to keep your mind in tranquil and loving places.
Cubensis?
>>28967777
Nice get
Benis
ITT: shit that can instantly ruin your day
>>28967646
I don't get it.
originalmaterialthisisyes
>>28967646
I, too, hate whenever I see a random door with no indicating background art for reference
waking up
original post
Have you ever went against company policy and argued with a customer simply because you've had enough
>>28967642
That's the best part of being a bartender is you can be a dick and talk back to people but monkeys need their medicine and they fucking tip me for the privelege.
I work for a small european airline and generally have a high threshold for stuff like that but some customers think just because you're an employee you have to deal with every shit they throw at you. 2 years in this job and all I see is fucking entitlement from customer site like
>ugh my flight was cancelled I want to upgrade into the business class
Yeah sure we'll just upgrade the 120 people whose flight also got cancelled.
>what do you mean I have to pay for a voluntary rebooking
>I didn't have baggage with me I want a refund for a ticket which had free baggage allowance
Seriously, once a customer found out the mail of our CEO and complained about 10 euros for a seat reservation which was not refundable she booked online which says that it's not refundable at least 3 times
>>28967642
This fucking AMERICAN showed up to the diner my family owns, here up in much more superior Canada.
This fucker.
This mother fucker.
He was a fat fuck, just like your typical run of the mill stupid American.
He had death and misery in his eyes, the look that only a person from USA can have, due to all the highly fattening, carcinogen ridden, estrogen infused water that they drink their.
Already, we knew he thought he was better than us.
He just sat down like he owned the whole place.
This really pissed us off, because this was OUR fucking family diner, WE owned it, not this stupid fat fuck.
We just eye balled him angrily while he smiled fattly at us, as if waiting for us to do his bidding, but only in such a condescending way that only an AMERICAN could pull off.
Everyone else in the diner had slowly stopped what they were doing and started to stare at him too.
But this fat fuck didn't care, because like all other Americans, he only cares about himself and doesn't care about others.
I mean, who the fuck did this fat ass think he was? Strolling in here, asserting his fucking presence in CANADIAN soil.
Fuck him.
Everybody in this diner is mean mugging him, but this stupid fat fuck just sits there, waiting with a smile on his face.
My sisters and my mom started to look at me and my dad in confusion and horror as it became evident that this retarded FUCKER wasn't leaving.
I turned to see what my dad was doing;
My dad was fucking broken. It devastated me, because my dad is the strongest guy I've ever known.
I couldn't take it anymore.
I stormed up to this FAT FUCK, and told him to FUCK OFF, and that he WASNT WANTED HERE, and to GO BACK TO HIS CANCEROUS DEGENERATE COUNTRY!
The guy looked confused at first, but he slowly nodded his head at us and left.
And holy shit, as that disgusting American left, the entire Diner rejoiced.
Everybody cheered and my dad fucking high fived me.
Shit was so cash.
Also, FUCK AMERICA.
That one girl who accused a kid of rape and got him arrested
>that one kid who posts this thread every 12 hours
>that one kid who played football but was still a weeb
>that one kid who has no logic
>Brother wants to take me to a strip club tomorrow
I'm a 21 socially retarded KV. What should I expect? Tips on how to not lose my spaghetti?
>>28967566
why would you voluntarily pay to get blueballed? strip clubs are dumb
when they sit down and talk shit about the strip club and how they hate it there, they are just playing another character. if you tip and dont hassle them too much they might try to kiss you on the mouth. tip your waitress, shes not a stripper she doesnt get dollar bills all the time believe it or not. i like strip clubs in a certain mood and I think whores are pretty genuine. it will be nice, probably mostly nothing.
>>28967566
Eat a bunch of dirt so you get sick and can't go
Why don't you smoke weed r9k?
Genuinely makes you feel content being alone
Makes all vidya, porn, movies, everything more intresting
Cheap especially if you keep your tolerance low
It's not like you have any reason not to be a degenerate
Comfy all around
>>28967551
It's fine until you start smoking everyday. It becomes dull and you'll find yourself smoking for the sake of smoking.
It's fine casually but don't turn it into a habit unless you live a productive life.
>>28967551
I don't have a regular dealer. Also it makes me feel like utter shit once the high wears off and I become really unproductive for like a day or so. While I'm high I eat a shit ton of garbage food too.
>>28967570
I put in my wageslave service and get home, then I don't have anything that actually needs to be done.
