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why so many robots drop out of high school/college? is social life such a crucial part of studies? I know studying is shit and I think everyone agrees so does social interaction makes it easier? like instead of going to sit in a 5 hour lecture and being alone inbetween classes and intervals a normie is going to see his friends, have fun and study a little. could someone pls elaborate how important it is to socialize?
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we all drop out because we play video games and post on 4chan instead of studying all the time
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>>28965649
I dropped out because too depressed to make it to classes too depressed to actually retain any information when I study and too depressed to concentrate
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>>28965649
having friends makes college much, much easier

it is possible to be successful in college alone but you will have to work much harder than the average normie

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I did it guys, I met her in Singapore. I got closer to goldie than you pathetic betas ever will, we even took this pantsu selfie. Just kill yourselves now
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I don't understand what the point of all of this is. Why even post this? Only that one dude is actually obsessed with her. Everyone else basically just forgot about her.
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>>28965585
did you touch his penis? How big was it?

also this >>28965941
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>>28965585

I literally couldn't give less of a shit about some chink finding some 4/10 dopey attention seeking blonde.

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>tfw dad was Chad
>tfw I'm a beta sperg who's never even kissed a girl

How is it possible for an alpha to give birth to a son with betacuck genetics? Like seriously, how does that happen?
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>>28965582
>went to family gathering

>Several of my aunts comment how Im just like my dad was (how I look, speak, act) when he was 28.

>he was an in an long term relationship with my mom (she was pretty attractive at the time) at my age. He also had a good job, a small house, and a sports car.

>I live at home, have a near min wage job, and Im a khv. I went to college but got a worthless degree.

>Got into a heated argument about my failure to launch recently and learned my dad would have to complete a more rigorous degree than the one he earned to get his first professional job now.

>he's still pissed at me. I cant believe an engineer would be so irrational, but I guess he's not immune to mom's bitching and manipulation
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>>28965582
Same thing happened to me. My sister is a lot more outgoing than me and has a personality and sense of humor similar to him, while my personality is more similar to my mom's.
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>>28965815
Of course he's pissed at you. You can tell even by your one post that you're an excuse making clown. You're failing to meet the standards of your time. None of your comparative logic slight of hand bullshit is worth anything.

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What's a site where I can loathe in self pity for a bit? 4chan doesn't give enough of a shit to respond.
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Self pity thread?

I don't care about anything. I put on an act 24/7 to try and function but I think I'm going to crack soon and kill myself
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tohno-chan's /so/ board
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>>28965544
Get real with people nigga.

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>18
>Graduating highschool
>Little brother informs me that a sophomore girl has a crush and has openly talked about wanting to fuck me
>I'm 18
>I can go to jail for that kind of shit

Why robots. Why now. Why do girls want me now when I literally can go to jail?
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>>28965501
Some girls just like guys to be older than them. She's assuming you're mature enough to make a relationship last.
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>>28965501
fuck you asshole

its free pussy

if youre not a retard you wont get caught and she'll only use it against you if you do her dirty or if shes a psycho bitch (you should be able to tell pretty soon though)

and then theres the possibility that shes probably an desecrated roastie slut whos been dicked down dozens of times so go for it man :)
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If you're within 3 years of her age, it's completely legal.
It's called the 'Juliet Law' or something.

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Would an average 24 year old woman rather date:
>An 18 year old 10/10 muscle Chad with a huge dick
or
>A 30 year old 6/10 guy with an average sized dick?
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why would she choose the 30 year old over the 18 year old?
But to answer your question, using the information given, I'd have to say the 18 year old.
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>>28965438
Depends on the resources but most likely first one.
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>>28965438
>would you pick an average guy, or a hot guy?
i'd pick the hot guy even if he was 6 years younger.

I want to stick my face in Alina Li's butt and smell it all day long.
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Hopefully it'll be at the end of a long day and she'll be sweaty and exhausted.
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How much do you think I would have to pay her for her to let me do that?
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Actually, I'd settle to just buy her pantsu.

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So what's the deal with his hair? Is it some sort of hair loss disease or does he willingly go outside with the worst haircut in the world?
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Just fuck my shit up please

Is what he says to his barber
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I'm pretty sure it was a bet that he lost
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he's got mad money and hot bitches, why should he give a fuck about his haircut other than becoming a meme

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Literally autism: the shampoo
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Literally autism: the glasses
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>>28965247
>using shampoo
why do people do this
it's not needed at all, it removes the oils already in your hair and makes you replace them with fake ones

just clean your hair with water, there's no reason for shampoo
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>>28965340
shut up smelly lmao

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Come in here and meet some qts

>Comfy chat to meet robots
>music
>vidya
>anime
>britfeels with real life brits
>and random, so you can shitpost

Come in here anon. The place is warm and cozy.
https://discord.gg/012WR0iLfxMlb4WFt
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We got kek'd pretty hard
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bump desu


tbqasdfasd
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>>28965201
about the happening
it's all settled now
come in

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Hey gals look it's anon. Anon what'd you do over memorial day weekend? Don't tell me you stayed home those three days
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>>28965118
Hey Chad! Nah, I went out for beers with friends and to the movies with my girlfriend
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27 and never had plans for MDW that involved friends.

What do?
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who the fuck are you cunts??

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>Today's irony is tomorrow's sincerity.

Discuss, robots.
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>>28965049

It's more often the other way around. Things people would say seriously hundreds of years ago are said ironically today.
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today: ironic memeposting
tommorow: unironic shitposting
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>>28965049
>>28965087

PS: There's a sensible reason why that's the case too. Irony is a disconnect between what's said or written vs. what's known, and we know what happened in the past already which makes it easier to be ironic about the past.

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Only once ALL WOMEN have been exterminated from the planet, as one would exterminate cockroaches from their basement, can men truly be free, and happy.

Humanity going extinct is a non-issue. Without whores leeching off the goodwill of men, comfort and technology will be widely available. Even the last man alive will die in a status of comfort and fulfilment that no human alive today (male or female) could possibly imagine.

If ALL WOMEN are not exterminated soon, they WILL reproduce at an average rate well above 2.1 each. The earth is already overpopulated, now imagine that population doubled within 2 generations. A living nightmare as natural resources disappear, men's lives are worth less then an iPhone, and irreparable damage is done to the planet.

EXTERMINATUS WOMEN. You KNOW it's the only action of true morality that can be done in the modern age.
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>>28965037
Divide and conquer will never stop being effective
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>2.1 children per woman
approx 50% of the population
>Doubling of the population in two generations
Wut? Did you even do maths in second grade? 2.1 children per woman is barely replacement value.
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>>28965132
>WILL reproduce average rate well above 2.1 each
>well above 2.1 each
>well above
>above 2.1
s o m e o n e can't into reading comprehension

It is time.
The elder scrolls predicted this.

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Have you ever kissed a girl? What was it like?
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It's one of the greatest things in my horrible life. You feel her soft lips, her skin. Her life. I thank God that I'm cyborg enough to experience this
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>had small thing with jap/white girl
>cuddling in my bed
>eventually start making out
>use tongue because that's what i thought you do
>she freaks out and asks what i'm doing

Is tongue using a meme in kissing?
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I kissed a girl in a dream once
It was really detailed and realistic so I think it counts.
It was pretty amazing, I'd pay to do it again with someone who liked me as much as the girl in my dream.

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>state that i have no friends not in a sad or complaining sort of way
>animeposter goes "i-i could be your friend"

just stop that shit holy fuck I love anime but I don't go around acting like a fucking girl. and they're not even pretending to be a fucking trap or something they're just fucking going timid fucking animeposter.

I don't even mind animeposting but just be fucking normal if you're trying to make a friend.
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They're nerdy people most of them who like cute little japanese cartoons. What do you expect? At least if they're timid they'll go along with your plans and not argue. If you want the rough and tumble kind, go hang out with some drug people or something.
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>>28965070
i just want someone that doesn't actually think going "w-well i could b-be your friend maybe... >.<" would be a fucking good way to introduce yourself.
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>>28964995
p-please be my friend anon!

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