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Bobby Hill has had more girlfriends than you.
One of them was a polystyrene head, for fuck's sake
Also this show is not real, might be the reason why a fat retard got anywhere in life but out of the gutter
He also had a stable home and was funny
but he's not aREAL LIVING MEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEveMBa_i8M
>tfw skinny manlet with kid face
>people will never treat you seriously
JUST REEE
>>28960017
Fuck off. You literally have the simplest path to improvement there possibly could be. "Wait".
Go on /fit/ and eat more. It doesn't matter about metabolism it's all calories in calories out
>>28960044
Height is the worst thing to be deficient in.
He should end game and you know it, anon.
anyone below 5'5 is a manlet
who /just wants to sleep here/?
>wake up
>eat, play some vidya, piss and shit, browse 4chan
>get bored, tired, then take a 3 hour nap
>wake up, do about the same things for a few more hour
>eventually go back to sleep for another 10 or so hours
The real world is shit and boring. At least the dream world can be bretty interesting.
>>28959984
Pretty much me desu. But i go to the gym 5 times a week so that makes me feel a little bit better.
I want to stay in dream world forever
I wouldn't mind dreaming forever, I normally dream of my waifu.
But please continue posting sad anime images. They're one of the few things that keep me going.
>>28960098
I also go to the gym quite a lot, not sure what for. I'm not concerned about my image but I still go.
It may be bedtime, but theres still time to ask non how his day was! How was your day anon?
>>28959949
It was ok. How was yours qt boy?
>>28960042
Eh. Ok. I want to die as always
spent revising. exam season :/
Is Brendan Fraser's Alimony the saddest meme around?
He seems like such a decent guy in interviews and it breaks my heart that an evil cunt has ruined him.
For some reason he always remind me of Nathan Drake. Or vice-versa.
>>28959901
saddest meme is an hero
>Saddest meme.
Try again.
>yesterday
>baby cousin, 5, "graduated" from Pre-K so he had a party
>don't really give a shit about him, just play EarthBound on my 3DS the whole time
>speak when spoken to, give him his gift, have some cake, leave
>fast forward to just now
>get a call saying that "his parents are furious with me for telling him that his baby brother, 6 Months, is a stupid little baby"
>"well what the fuck, I barely even talked to anyone, why would I say that?"
>"well that's what I said, but text [his Mom] and tell her you're sorry"
>"but I didn't do anything"
>"I know, but just do it anyway"
I tried to spend my Monday off playing EarthBound and this is what I get? Literally no one says they heard me say that, but because her son said it, it must be true.
>>28959683
op whats your height/weight?
>>28959762
I don't think that's relevant to OP's story at all.
>>28959762
5'3", 99lbs, why?
>Why are you so quiet?
Literally the worst fucking question anyone could ask.
>>28959642
Who is the woman in that image, I've had it for 2 years now and I still don't know the source.
>"smile more"
>>28960265
I don't know, just some bitch in my image folders.
I smile whenever I talk to people aytomatically, it's a good reflex for faking interest and conversation skills. I hknow what you mean, though, when I'm outside of conversation I look sad as fuck.
>>28959642
do I look like a clown to you that needs to entertain you?
>Dad why are you looking at me like that?
>Is there something you wanted to say?
I love this set
http://m.imgur.com/a/dhDVR
are you cold sweety?
>>28959632
I'm not looking at YOU slut, my eyes are clearly on the road. It's where people look to drive. Shit! Why are your nipples hard? Fuck!
How do you reconcile the need for purpose in life with the insignificance and superfluousness of the individual in modern American society
If I had to guess, Will power
and doing exactly the opposite of what the system wants you to do, id est; conform and consume.
Passivity and apathy.
>>28959521
most people just go to work, pretend their job matters, look at their paychecks, spend them on drinks and recreation, and fuck. all of these things are just meant to delay the fear of death and the insignificance of existence.
night time edition
woah i made mine first delete this shit
>>28959274
1st for your master
>tfw three britfeel threads on the go
Its summer and Im still bored
I hate summer. I don't want to do anything but at the same time I'm bored.
>>28959634
Same
It doesnt really matter for me if its summer or not though. The only bad thing about it is that its really hot in my room
I wish I could control an Eva or something like that
Ask a guy who has been banging a catholic 5'4" petite thigh gap D cup thin legs white Polish girl with hetero chromatic blue/green/grey eyes, thin attractive face, speaks 5 languages, gives me bjs when on her period, is 25, and daughter of a white Polish policeman anything
Also riddle me this: should I marry this woman?
Pic related, she looks very similar, but younger and thinner face and dem d cup breasts
op here claiming trip for Q & A
>>28959234
inb4 polish jokes
who cares?
>>28959474
Well i was an still sort of am a robot,
and I have achieved what most robots want...and what I wanted,
Yet i feel as though I could discard her at any moment and go my own way,
To walk the earth as a lone soldat
After reading about Catfishman I catfished a few women about a month ago. This one girl named Angela was so mad that I wasted her time she told me I just confirmed her belief that online dating was a waste of time and she'd never do it again. Turns out she got murdered by a nigger she met on the same site! LOLLOLOLOLOLOL
>>28959152
you are pepe she is wojak
/thread
I hope this is legit
>>28959152
why wouldd you do this
seriously, not only are you wasting someone else's time, but you're wasting your time as well. all so that after a month you can say "hahaha i fooled you. " It just...there are so many better ways to waste your time
do you think she fugged her Chad sons?
>>28959094
look at where her hand is
One old, beta husband vs two young, handsome Chads
>>28960121
You think mommy is so very proud that two big, bucking bulls came out of her and she wants to reward them by letting them back in while cuckdaddi watches?
>be me
>live in hamburg
>go to the beach
>see two muslim men sitting on the sand
>they decide to go for a quick swim at the sea
>leave all of their belongings on the sand unguarded
>walk there
>take theirs two backpacks and leave unotticed
>go home and analyze my profits
>two I-phones and two wallets full of euros
who /devilish/ here
>>28959062
Pretty devilish desu, they weren't even rapefugee muzzies considering how much cash they had, they were just rich muslim citizens. Either way congrats on the profits.
>>28959124
A mouse born in a stable is not a horse.
>>28959169
Sure they aren't but they're rich so you could assume that they either got lucky or are somewhat productive.
![Emo_suicide[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B20mDwG.jpg "Emo suicide[1]")
