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Hey guys... I think i finally broke depression..
I'm taking a walk down to the beach and will be chilling till sunrise.
Need a good comfy playlist.
Something of the style of:
Eddie Vedder..
Pearl Jam, Oceans.
Mad Season - River of deceit.
Pixies - Where is my Mind
Try some ambient:
Brian Eno
Shoegaze:
Slowdive
>>28957682
Added (pic related is the playlist so far)
>>28957687
Not really into ambient stuff my man
and or transgender / gay / whatever
not trolling, actually interested to know.
maybe a bit i suppose
4chan made me want to be a trap and turned me gay. Of this i am sure.
>>28957583
It hasn't. It's just annoying.
Do fembots ever want to get pregnant?
Why or why not?
where did you find this photo OP?
tfw biggest fantasy is about meeting up with random femanons and impregnating them.
help.
>>28957536
Pregnancy is my fetish.
In fact, I might be pregnant right now.To answer your question, yes. Only with my bf though.
>women literally don't have to do anything except sit home and do this to make money
>>28957488
Link me breh
Comentario original
>>28957488
People pay her for having seizures?
Is she possessed?
Is college better than high school? Or does your social status just get worst?
Well I thought highschool was bad, but then I went to college and my hairline receded really bad in less than a year
>you can't repeat high school
Nothing changes for the better. It only gets worse.
>still get group projects
>people have massive egos there about who's smarter
>somehow stupid and annoying people will there to amaze you how retarded they are
>the smart people will cheat with their groups of friends and you will realize why it seems like there are so many "geniuses" from that college
>you will either gain weight or lose it, whichever one you don't want to happen
>you will go many days without sleep
>you will be poor as fucked
>everyone who said college is easy either lied or got a retard major
>liberal feminists and shit everywhere
>you won't get a gf or invitations to parties
God anon, why are you such a loser?
>>28957373
You work in a pizza place. You're the loser here.
>>28957373
Why are you so fucking horrendous, bitch?
>>28957399
Well she's in high school, so
What did pepe mean by this?
>>28957310
Nuclear Armageddon
>>28957310
The existential dread brought on by the blight of male pattern baldness.
>>28957784
Just shave it off innit.
Color Thread
everyone post your favorite comfy colors
>>28957252
i like salmon colours. also copper, i want everything in copper
they don't have to be flat colors like mine, just anything you enjoy
Dandelion Yellow, Navy Blue, Burgundy, Forest Green, Cream, Pale Pink, Cordovan.
I've started using "xD" post-ironically.
I was at my cousin's high school graduation, and I had to go sit on the furthest end of the bleachers, away from the crowd, with my ears plugged, to deal with the sensory overload of the bleachers moving, of the airhorns, of people talking and whistling and shouting, and of people fanning themselves in my peripheral vision.
I returned briefly, and I guess there was something on my back, because my aunt went to brush it off, and I immediately burst out involuntarily yelling "NONONONONONONO," back lurching away from her hand like it was on fire.
I don't do well with overstimulation. That's the most autistic shit I've done this month.
could you explain what post-irony is, OP? I get the impression most people mean it like it is being both sincere and ironic at the same time, is that right?
I forgot what I was saying 3 times while trying to phone my doctors, I hung up every time.
I've been on here for a while now and I was wondering what is the common denominator for most robots. I personally think that the determining factor is having a shitty home life specifically shitty parents. There are ugly people,dumb people, short, bald, poor, even autisitic people that have girlfriends and active social lives. Having shitty parents though seems to fuck up most mens ability to develop social skills and seems to lead them to become robots, regardless of their other traits.
>parents divorced soon after i was born
>dad has depression and remains a shut in
>mom rarely visits
>both didn't try educating me on anything
>both are kinda dumb with good memory
Home life wasn't painful or abusive, just empty.
My psychologist told me I didn't have any psychosocial support from my parents while growing up.
>>28957241
>dad was always drunk
that fucked me up, i still don't know how it feels to be drunk, because i hate alcohol and drunk people
Rate yours and the lives of fellow anons
Age
Height
Race
Number of girls:
kissed
Bj
Sexed
Income
Country
24
6 feet
White
7
4
0
52k
Merica
7/10
18
1,8m
4
0
0
0 studying
Slovakia (shithole in central europe)
6/10 at best :(
>>28957099
24
6'1
White (100% aryan)
1
1
1
NEET
Swedistan
For me it's a good life, 10/10.
>>28957193
fuck, White ofc
Nothing relating to sex or relationships--that's obvious and boring. I'll start:
>get inspired by motivational posters
>pretend to grieve when someone they didn't give a shit about dies
>use black slang (e.g. on fleek, bae, squad, lit, etc.)
>virtue signal
>get tattoos, piercings, or gauges
>take selfies in public
>have iPhones or MacBooks
>have an Instagram account
>use hashtags, ever
>take the empty middle seat between two people on a train or bus
>unironically use emojis
Post your own.
>>28957021
>take the empty seat between two people on a train or bus
No, I think that's just what you do if you want to sit down?
>>28957260
Found the normie who doesn't care about other people's personal space because he's completely self-absorbed and acts like he's the only person on Earth!
>>28957021
>take the empty middle seat between two people on a train or bus
hahahahaha
IT DOESN'T FUCKING GET BETTER
It does when you get these dubs
Just choose to be happy. :^)
>>28957050
Fail.
it gets better in new game+. Currently on NG+3
Dating at age 25+ is complete shit if you're a man. Unless you're in the top 5% who can keep dating teens all throughout life, you're losing.
Only get married if you met her when she is in the green area. Otherwise, you're getting scammed.
>29 year old khhv
>still hoping somehow
> not being married for a few years at 25 already
If you get married at 25 you are already scrapping the bottom of the barrel.
>>28957045
This is also legit.
>he fell for the "Don't get married" meme
Only works if you're Chad.
I really doubt the validity of this. If it were organized it's probably the threads about "manlets" short, and virgins for instance.
If you think about it those threads are all about insecurity like height weight, who know many guys who openly bitch about that? None, you know how many girls attack themselves and others over that? All of them. Same with the virgin/whore thing. Females tend to attack those insecurities and those all match up to being their bullshit. You ever seen a tall guy tell someone they should go kill themselves because they're short? I never have most tall guys I know don't like being tall because they stick out but talk about the advantages if you ask them and they don't trust you well enough to tell you about the sucky bits. Women tend to mistake that for confidence because experience doesn't teach them anything different.
Also the social stuff, like what guy complains about being beta? A board full of guys saying "fucking normies" they don't get along with them. Then threads complaining about being beta because they don't fit in socially, people that don't fit in stop wanting to fit in.
They don't want to be around those people, not complain about not fitting in.
That's what girls do, and the social shit is important to little miss queen bee.
Most of the shit on this board is just bitter female faghags that jerk off to porn straight males don't like (interracial cuck/gay) because they can't get the unrealistic dream guy that doesn't exist.
Basically r9k just has a tumblrina infestation.
>>28957314
It's very to spot a cunt when she posts on here, but still. They have too much power in western society and on the Internet.
I swear, women really are like vampires that hunt for men so they can annoy us and suck our blood, or energy in this case.
>>28957484
very easy* I meant
