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>post yfw in approximately 30 days, 50% of 2016 will be over
>post yfw youve literally done nothing since January 1st, 2016
i want off this rideJUST
Go out and do shit you fucking spaz. I recently started mountain biking to force myself to leave my apartment. It worked. I ride about 3-4 hours a day now.
>>28953483
What's even worth, my birthday is on that day. At least it is a week day
>>28953522
>my apartment
>having own place
summer's here boys, normans are out in full force>mfw captcha is bike
Would you go out with a blind girl if she forbid you from seeing her naked?
>>28953455
Only until I pumped her full of my sperm, her womb filled with my warm DNA, and her mind full of bliss.
Then I'd let her deal with the pregnancy on her own
No.
I would be too concerned that she was actually a man, or had some sort of horrific deformity.
do i get to use the 'blind alternative to sight' on her naked body?
>2+ years after he ignited the beta uprising nothing has changed
We have failed him.
> beta
> uprising
Pick one, idiot.
>>28953408
How do you imagine the uprising?
>Betas gather
>Already people are staring and making fun of you
>...
cant even think what would happen next tbqh
I'll never forget you Elliot
How does it feel like to kiss a girl?
annoying, cant wait for it to end so i can actually get laid
It feels icky, desu
>>28953381
how do teeth not clash anyway?
Let's play bingo /r9k/
c-can I s-stay?
;_;
i belive i am a cyborg
I'm a normie who wants to be a Robot
>just caught my only friend looking at yukkuri
>ask him what the fuck he's doing
>he makes me leave and won't answer the phone
It looks like he wasn't taking it easy.
>>28953487
FPBP
[Spoiler]Ensures Originality[/Spoiler]
>>28953527
just end it all i can't even spoiler correctly
Any linux users here? What distro should i install? I just want to try something new.
You don't need to install anything to try it out.
Either run cygwin on your windows box or burn a CD of knoppix to boot into linux with no install.
How can you tell someone is a virgin?he uses linux
>>28953365
Slackware. It's literally the comfy distro.
Going to lose my virginity, it was fun to be a robot for 18 years and 10 monthsbtw I'm fucking scared how am I supposed to kiss a girl I have never kissed a girl
>18
>robot
fuck off
>>28953350
M8 I have never ever kissed a girl all of my classmates have, even the shitty chinese guy, I don't really wan't to fuck this girl but I'm scared of going full wizard if I don't
>>28953344
If you're under 21, you cannot be a robot.
Just when I thought he couldnt sink any lower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEaREm608vo
>>28953339
dear fucking god
>Chris Chan is nearly 40
As morbid as it is, I'm waiting for his mom to die so he finally goes off to the looney bin. He's obviously a danger to himself and others
OP's link is broken. I am assuming it is him fucking blowup doll.
here is another mirror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA
>das Gefuhl wenn sie nicht text zuruck
>das Gefuhl wenn keine gf
She's busy taking achmed's pork wurst
>>28953242
at least you can read thousands of history's greatest authors and philosophers in the original language
>>28953242
Dann such dir einfach ein anderes Maedel. Wo ist denn bitte das Problem? Ich verstehe einfach nicht, wie man in Deutschland Single sein kann. Vor alllem, wenn man entweder in, oder in der Naehe von, einer Studentenstadt wohnt. Da kannst du doch jeden Tag in einem anderen Bett schlafen.
>tfw my parents fear me
They don't understand me. They don't know what I'm capable of.
Haha you must be pretty tough OP, how about you post your address since you're such a badass
>>28953252
I think you will come to regret posting that, anonymous. You may not realize the extent of my power :-)
>>28953205
>Parents fear me
Then be glad you don't have my father. I thought I would be a scary hard to deal with teenager too. Until my dad beat the shit out of me. Hit me so hard he almost knocked my eye out of my head
You are offered two magic pills. One will make you 5 foot 1, and give you an 9 inch dick. The other will make you 6 foot 3 and give you a 4.8 inch dick. Which one would you pick?
>>28953133
>Tfw 6"2 with a 7 inches benis and perma virgin
Don't fall for the memes kiddo. Sure, height helps (dick size doesn't, nobody will see your cock until it's too late). The real problem is being a speed and the inability of holding a conversation with a girl your just met
Will both pills restore my foreskin?
I'd take both and become 5 foot 8 with a 7.1 inch dick
faggot
Sorry for the bad english fellow US bots
>be me, a 16 yo cunt
>looks decent at the time, I had to exercice because I had back pain
>Go a new years eve party because I'm friend with a friend of the guys organizing it
>stand like alone like the "my feet hurt" meme most of the time.
>Out of nowhere a girl from my German class starts talking, I manage to not spaghetti too much but I certainly didn't flirt with her, why would she be interested
>Turns out that she really likes me (according to one of her friend who can't keep a secret)
>I get her phone number, arrange a rendez vous at a cafe via texting (first cringy instance)
>For the rest of the week, I try to avoid her and when I can't I talk to her as little as I can (2nd cringy instance)
>At the cafe, I can't fucking look at her in the eyes.
>She notices and asks me if I ever had a gf (kill me)
>Fast forward two weeks, she inssist I go to a party with her
>As usual I am a lame cunt here, don't even go near her
Should I cont? It's a long story and it hurts typing it
Cont
Every greentext is welcome here
>>28953122
cont u cunt
>>28953122
do it faggot, desu senpai
given the chance would you robots cum inside a Turkish girl?
yes, beggars cant be choosers
>>28952860
turks invaded my country and probably raped everyone a few centuries ago, i believe it's only fair that i receive a few cute turkish girls to pleasure me and let me fill them with my cum
I don't know how I would feel about have half-roach children.
Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
I hope that this isn't over yet.
Also, captcha v2 sucks, and I have to solve it every time I start a new thread.
http://joezeng.github.io/ytmnd/brain-power/
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I'm gonna try a new party.
There's literally nothing wrong with lolis
Bumping to get more MPs in here
