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with girls like this in britain how can any of you be a kissless virgin? They look like they are easy as fuck
I just dont understand it
>>28949588
The guys look even worse.
The kissless virgins are the worst of the bunch.
European KV's are pretty bad in general, besides some of the Nordic countries where they're less gross and more just castrated or coddled.
>>28949588
>Drinking Boost
Absolute trash
>also Lidl tier OJ
>>28949616
I'm a British kissless virgin and I'm certainly not "gross".
I have impeccable hygiene, I'm well groomed, well dressed, sociable, and I'm STILL a kissless virgin.
Nothing actually works if you're shy and terrified of intimacy. I'm crippled from years of bullying and isolation during high school and as a result I have no hope of initiating with a woman.
>chatting up christian girl
>says she is saving herself for marriage
>asks if im a virgin
>yes
>never hear from her again
how come women claim to hate sex and or abstain from it but want men to be manwhores?
>>28949576
women want experienced men that know what they're doing in the bedroom and can fuck them silly. Learned this from OKCupid that has a question regarding how experienced you want a partner to be. ALL women choose one that's moderately experienced or more.
>>28949576
>Has experience with a single women.
>Asks a question about women in general.
Why, /r9k/?
>>28949576
Probably because you're insecure about it. She's perfectly secure about her virginity because she can lose it any time. You're desperate as fuck to lose it.
I'm visiting a shrink in few hours, and I need to sound / be depressed as much as possible
wat do?
>>28949525
FeeI her boobies :)
Don't eat anything, don't drink coffee, bee yourself
pic related
divock original
ITT: post a girl you know and anons say what they would do to her. Last thread 404d.
I'd give her a big hugeven if she doesn't want it
>>28949482
you're an unfunny, lifeless, limp dicked faggot. live a little
>>28949482
I'd buy her makeup remover
If you saw this couple out and about, how would you feel?
![tumblr_mq7t0qmJg11qfb9dyo1_500[1] (1).png](https://i.imgur.com/gXnIppg.png "tumblr mq7t0qmJg11qfb9dyo1 500[1] (1)")
basically pic related
content230193
is that the grand canyon?
My sister and her chad husband went there when visiting America, and so did my brother and his wife.
I've over heard them speaking about all their friends going there as well.
What's up with normies and the grand canyon?
>>28949471
Brown guy here
Brown girls are bottom rung, so I don't care.
[Implication that other people are terrible and cause my misery.]
[Justification of situation.]
>>28949462
stupid redditors fucking up my board, saged
Litteraly every thread
>>28949462
Literally the definition of ideology
>19 year old woman comes into the surgery
>Has attempted a DIY naval piercing
>The piercing has become dangerously infected
>Wants me to give her Anti-septic cream and a course of antibiotics
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28949416
how on earth could anybody imprison this angel of a man
>>28949416
what's the lethal dosage for morphine?
Do you think the effects would be painful, considering morphine is a painkiller?
>>28949835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnN0onuFGo
It was the most tragic event in the history of the world
>tfw when living in a third world shithole
>tfw when I'm the only white around
>tfw when good looking but introvert
>tfw the only white girls date chads
>tfw only girls left are brown or ugly
>tfw waiting for my white qt girlfriend
I only wish someday I will date a blonde, white, europoor girlfriend. Sucks.
are you me?
obviously not original
>>28949363
you sound like a complete retard and I hope you'll die single
Which third world country?
i'm getting sick of it lads.
i'm getting sick of people telling me i'm a defective human when i'm a premed student with a 3.9 simply because i have a few mental illnesses that THEY FUCKING ASKED about.
i'm sick of being told to kill myself by normalfags.
i don't usually let this shit get to me but I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS.
WHAT THE FUCK IS SO WRONG WITH NORMIES THAT THEY LITERALLY CANNOT STOP THEMSELVES FROM BEING DISGUSTED BY ANYONE WITH A MENTAL ILLNESS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS SO WRONG WITH THEM THAT THEY'LL GLADLY ACCEPT PHYSICAL DISABILITIES, EVEN MISSING LIMBS AND OTHER SHIT, BUT HAVING A MENTAL ISSUE MAKES YOU A SUBHUMAN WORTHY OF PURGING?
FUCK
You knew this question was coming op.
What metal illness(es) do you suffer from?
>>28949414
Mercury and lead.
what type op?
>fap to Anne Frank r34 porn
>start fantasizing about being an American GI storming Ashwitz, killing hundreds of SS soldiers and rescuing her
>masturbate even harder as she thanks me by giving me a powerful deepthroat gagging blowjob
Jay ill b8 m8
>>28949499
she dead doe
>>28949499
Shes @least 50
How do you feel about this /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWAE2X8Jq60
Neutral?
I didn't really play much of Sims 1.
Sad.
Back in 2000 my family was rich and we had mcmansion of a house, parents had just bought me a PC worth like $3000 at the time and I had the Sims. My family was some how really really well-off in the 90s but due to issues with the family business we've become lower-middle class.
Just another reason for me to miss the 90s, back when I was living in the upper-class.
>>28949224
>Tfw no gf
>Tfw no Tomoko gf
>Tfw made a Tomoko-ish gf
>At one point (or has the price not changed?) The Sims 3 combined with all of its DLC cost over $500
>Implying I'm ever going to support EA ever again after they killed or otherwise completely ruined my favorite games just to make a buck off its fanbase
I miss the original The Sims game. I don't trust any of the copies out there. Makin' Magic was the GOAT. Didn't get into TS2 much - my dad had given up his piracy career due to getting caught and threatened. Fuck TS1 soundtrack is the shit.
>Tfw my Tomoko gf is a fucking whore and tried to cheat on me with Chad
>Tfw had to micromanage that bitch to keep her in line and prevent the Sim I made of myself from getting cuckolded.
JUSSSSSSSSSST
White women are the hottest women on EARTH (speacially delicious blondes), and all races of men agree.
How do non-white fembots deal with this?
They try to act as white as possible, even marrying a white man and having his children.
Non white women are white cock worshiping sluts.
>>28949215
They can't. That's why diaspora have such a self-hatred and such an obsession with the host people.
How can they compete with THIS (pic related).
I don't think any white girls like the kind of guys I do. At least I hope they don't.
I just got paid.
Normally, this is where I rush out and buy smokes/pizza/weed and just crash until I've spent so much that I have to live off pasta for the rest of the month.
Today, I haven't done that. I have money, I feel like buying something stupid, but I'm not doing it. Strangest part is, I don't even want to save up money for something.
What's happening to me?
wow dude you're 16 and a half years old congrats
>>28949200
Buy Overwatchfor me
>>28949200
the next paycheck is far away
you can still fail
Hey toku you up and lurkin?
Guess not rip in pepperoni
hey I love you
are you in an airplane now ?
This isn't a forum faggot
who /hasbigfuckingballs/ here?
shit sounds cool but it can be uncomfortable as fuck, it sucks how after emptying them with cum they're still plump and huge, and sometimes it's downright astounding how big they are
OP is a faggot OP is a faggot OP is a faggot OP is a faggot OP is a faggot OP is a faggot OP is a faggot OP is a faggot
>>28949148
post pics please, I wanna lick them
>>28949148
>tfw big balls make small dick looks smaller
At least I have big loads, r-right??
