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Why haven't you become a babysitter yet?
>literally getting paid to play games with qt lolis
seek help
olllrig
people don't hire male babysitters for little girls you cuntfuck cause a lot of guys who would do it would call them 'qt loli'
>>28945697
dumb padeo postern
>sleep for 14 hours
>be awake for 10
>tired and want to sleep again
whats it like to not feel tired all the time
>>28945641
Consider seeking medical attention. Hypersomnia is a serious issue.
>>28945641
Sleep for 8 hours max nigger.
>>28945692
have tried. still tired
>be 19 year old Korean american male, 5'8"
>parents and family always told me I'm handsome but never believed it
>live through highschool as a virgin
>lonely and depressed
>girls seemed to think that I was invisible and seemed to look down on me
>asian girls at my school were either hot sluts who went for the tall white/black football players or literal 2-3/10 autists
>live life in perpetual feeling of cuckoldry
>one day, get to go to Korean language immersion program over the summer
>all of a sudden, 8+/10 Korean cuties flocking to me, all of them calling me "oppa" (their equivalent of senpai), and preferring me greatly to the white/black foreigners also in the program
>all the qt Korean girls are much more pure and conservative, don't feel entitled to be sluts, altogether very nice caring people while still being qts
>literally in heaven
To all my asian/minority robots out there: come home, my friends. Home is where you belong. I'm serious. Even if you're not attractive, there's such a great feeling when you are finally part of the majority. There are no more stigmas associated with you, no more cuckoldry. And while it's stupid to blame all of your problems on your ethnicity, it's definitely a part of it, as much as people hate to admit it. I mean, jesus christ, I thought the /pol/ and /r9k/ memes about asian girls in the US were somewhat in my head until I finally moved back and saw the light.
im korean too
what if I can barely even speak it?
>>28945509
post pics
>>28945584
you'll be made fun of
anyone dislike Koreans? I don't know, I just don't really like them
Are you man enough to vote for Hillary, robots?
>>28945483
I'm man enough to admit that someone's sex is not a valid reason to vote for someone and that their actions are how you should decide.
So I'm not voting for Hillary because she's one of the most, if not the most, corrupt politician in American history.
>shilling shillary
>a woman or a clown
America...wew lad.
>mfw I'm neither book smart nor street smart.
>>28945468
But you're meme smart, anon.
And I respect that.
>tfw anime smart
then become smart at art m80
all you need to be is pretentious and say that drawing a middle finger with your own shit is going against the system or whatever
>tfw too smart
>can't work with other people because they're like serfs to me
>mfw forced to rot away as NEET forever
exact same here m8
>>28945462
If you were really that smart, you'd figure out a way to make it work for you.
You're just a social cripple.
>>28945462
Delusions of grandeur.
>KYS sperglord
>don't even care that I took the bait
> What cartoon character would you fuck if they were real /r9k/??.
I would let shrek ram his big green dick inside of me.
This is a picture of spongebob after i shoved him up my ass.
>>28945653
Squidwards reaction to this post
what have your experiences with omegle been?
have you done anything on it your regret?
fuckin piece of shit cyber bastard lowbunny furpriest faggot master
>>28945457
I regret not masturbating on omegle like everyone else does.
>>28945457
I'm a dumbass who never got to see tits because I'm horrible at flirting and I'm awkward. A few girls called me hot/cute though so that's nice.
Anyone got any tips on how to actually get girls to show their boobs?
Three fucking years. This is the body that three fucking years grinding away in a fucking gym gets you. I followed /fit/'s shit advice, put in the goddamn work, all for fucking nothing.
It's all genetics. No amount of lifting will save you. It wasn't supposed to end like this.
>>28945450
>3 years
>still has flab
it looks like all you did was curls, and you probably never even changed reps or weights
Why are complaining breh.
I think you are in the right spot, not too muscular/not too pudgy
Stupid lazy bitch start cutting and counting calories some cardio would work too you have the muscle mass
Anyone here unironically want WW3 to happen?
Not edgy or anything, i'm just a sad person with nothing to live for and nothing to lose. I want see people getting killed, cities razed to the ground, etc.
>>28945434
I'm kind of on the fence about it.
As long as the U.S. isn't invaded, I'm okay with it.
>>28945434
>>28945501
Yes
I want to see the world burn. Don't even care if I die
>>28945434
Yes but only after I move away from a nuclear plant so I don't get bombed.
>tfw when you lose 10-15 pounds and your face rating on how hot goes from hmm to nice.
Feels good man...you should all lose some weight.
" Only vegans can stay lean long term."
>lose weight
>actually become good looking
>girls suddenly want to talk to you despite never giving you the time of day before
>become redpilled on the degeneracy of women
>>28945427
I'm already thin anon, my problem is that i'm ugly as hell and ashamed of it.
>>28946030
>mad at women for being attracted to men who are attractive
You may be pretty, but you sure are dumb
Lets say goodbye together folks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3BOd8vlRkg
W-what did I miss? You don't hear anything about that shit going on here in germany.
Mind to explain?
>>28945578
Socialism my friend, socialism happened
http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2016/05/17/crisis-venezuela-hitting-apocalyptic-levels/
Good. Let it all burn. I hope same happens in Europe.
Is there any fanbase that is more pathetic than the rose fanbase?
>>28945403
The Stacy fanbase aka orbiters.
>>28945403
pedro fanbase
>>28945403
Yo lou whaddap
Ask a guy who just stealth jerked off next to his sleeping gf.
BTW I just came into my own boxers won't be changing those till tomorrow
Felt pretty good imo
I think I'll start a 'hmm' thread
can someone jus pls talk to me
I have no one else to talk to
hey anon, hows it goin?
Hi OP. Here's a return signal.
>>28945389
Get comfy sad anon, and let's talk! What should we talk about first?
