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is boipussy better than pussy pussy?
>>28940509
No, anal doesn't feel as good as vaginal sex.
>>28940509
it's looser
>>28940509
If you like dudes.
I know most of the replies are going to be some variant of "special snowflake syndrome" and "don't cut yourself on that edge", but there must be some people here who are also psychopaths? the name has been butchered to make me sound like some kind of serial killer, but it really means a person who doesn't have the capacity for emotions
This is the edgiest post I've seen today.
no it doesn't. it means you can't feel empathy for other people
I'm definitely not a psychopath. I do wonder if psychopaths all think themselves superior for not having emotions. That's what a blog written by a psychopath said. They also don't have friends in the conventional sense.
![pepe_the_frog_gay_marriage_by_elegyofrandomness-d8yww6h[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zFGnav7.jpg "pepe the frog gay marriage by elegyofrandomness-d8yww6h[1]")
Guys how do I tell if my little bro (16) is a homosex?
>>28940463
ask him. If he says no, look though his internet history. If nothing shows up he's probably not gay.
>>28940463
I can prob help. My little bro is a homosex. Does your bro have any male friends?
>>28940505
He says no, but I don't believe him.
I can't access his laptop, it has a password and I know it's not something stupid like his mother's maiden name.
>>28940524
Only male friends.
>come home from college for the summer
>now 15 year old sister grew tits and an ass
SWEET LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY ON MY DICK
>>28940450
>your sister
I want you to think about where exactly your life went wrong.
Fuck her in one of your dreams.
Sometimes dreams are very real.
>>28940470
>he doesn't want to keep the bloodline pure
Non-royalty pleb detected
In this thread, I will prove to you that free will does not exist. Imagine two six year-olds:
The first:
>born with 10/10 genetics; attractive, symmetrical features; tall
>has two, loving parents in a stable marriage
>born into wealth, lives in a nice house with a maid
>everyone at school respects him and wants to be his friend
The second:
>born with shit-tier genetics; ugly, unnatractive, deformed, manlet
>raised by a single mother who abuses him
>born into poverty, lives in a shithole apartment building with cockroaches
>everyone at school bullies him for his ugliness and he has no friends
The first kid grows up to be happy, well-adjusted, outgoing, and successful. The second kid grows up to be a mentally-ill, neurotic, shut-in loser who hates himself and wants to die.
Will this always be the case? No, absolutely not. Could the second kid wind up having a better life than the first kid? Possibly. But if the second kid fails to succeed, fails to live a happy life, can you blame him? Can you really sit back and say, "Brah this is all on you lmao stop being a lazy loser and making excuses lmao life is what you make of it lmao just be yourself lmao it worked for me XD"?
Free will is a lie. The only people who say otherwise are the people who have great lives and don't want to admit they did nothing to earn them. The people who don't want to empathize with losers, so they convince themselves that all losers are bad people who deserve to be losers. The people who are terrified of acknowledging they have no real upward mobility in life.
Life is horrible and unfair and you will die miserable and alone. This is the end of my post.
>>28940409
This is why I'm universally nice to outcasts. They didn't ask for it. It's a twisted joke.
Negativity isn't self-fulfilling if it's an accurate reaction to the bullshit around you. You're not lazy if the risk/reward ratio in your freakish life is casino-tier, and you refuse to let the house win. When people say, "be yourself!" they're disingenuously referring to the coalesced perceptions of others, but you can't control what other people think -- especially not without agency.
>>28940409
Fatalism, the last refuge of the neckbeard
>inb4 the compatibilists descend upon this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPAslGZQjsE
I took 90mg (9 pills) of melatonin.
I just want to stay asleep forever and die in my sleep.
>>28940327
That's going to do absolutely nothing to you.
Try Benedryl.
>>28940327
Enjoy shitting the rest of that out.
>he thinks you can overdose on melatonin
KEK
>>28940327
>(9 pills)
why not 10? are you really even trying to kill yourself?
I was a Chad once.
Then I took an estrogen shot to the knee.
Now am a Stacie =)
>>28940311
Why is he not aware his face is still completely male looking? Does he not see what we see when he looks in the mirror?
>>28940311
nice bait you fucking faggot
>>28940338
Then why did you bite honey?
What went wrong in your life to bring you on r9k? I realized I was never going to get a girlfriend despite having a decent personality and being decent looking all because my penis is only 4 inches erect.
>>28940229
I got banned from justneckbeardthings for being too mean.
people on /a/ told me to go where whenever I posted feels and misogynistic things a few years ago
>>28940229
>What went wrong in your life to bring you on r9k?
My anxiety and low self esteem made me develop this inability to establish any kind of solid social support. So idle mind=devils plaything. Wound up here
>complaining about not having a qt gf, pretentious roasties, social anxiety, humiliation, depression, etc
>milking yourself of your masculine driving energy by spilling your seed on whatever you're fed with by the manipulative media
What is holding you back from embarking on your self-provement journey of nofap? When are you going to realise that THEY(I wonder who that might be...) WANT us to be this way, lifeless, easily manipulated and basically sheep?
All my friends(and myself too) that have been at some point REALLY down admitted that only when they were on nofap they were capable of having a satisfying life and achieving what they wanted(getting a qt gf, a job, etc).
I myself am restarting this glorious journy(the first one helped me to stop being both a kissless and a virgin at 18). Anyone who is with me or has questions/rants report in. And remember, THE ONLY PLACE TO RELIEVE YOURSELF OF YOUR MAN ESSENCE IS INSIDE A QT GF(and even that in smart moderation)!
Ejaculation is the biological method of giving the other males which havent impregnated a chance to. After you ejaculate, you are giving other males the opportunity of copulation over you, and then returning to the cycle. By masturbating. So by masturbating you are basically losing the fight before it even started.
>>28940144
>believing any of this
I pity you, OP, to be so ignorant.
I actually tried no-fap so I could have erotic-dreams and hallucinations (i.e. succubus summoning) but I'm still too addicted to porn and morning faps
Meditation helps but my attention span is too short.
What does /r9k/ think of Diogenes of Sinope? I particularly like his barrel idea.
>greeks
>white
Best philosopher who doesn't afraid of anything
ironically, the only human being worthy of looking up to
Who /Futurama/ here?
Best adult cartoon ever made t b h familia
>>28940049
So I watched seasons 1-4 like 50 times over and I watched all 4 movies. Are the other seasons worth watching? I only saw one episode and it wasn't very funny.
>le futurama, Family Guy and Simpsons I'm such a nerd Xd :))))))))
HEY /R9K/
LETS POST AYANO
SHE'S QT, AND DESERVES A THREAD FOR BEING SO FUCKING CUTE
>>28940043
I-I'm not very cute anon, I think you would rather have a thread about kyouko... not that she's cute or anything!
>>28940240
Don't be like that Ayano-chan. You are so cute it's preposterous. I feel a strong urge to hug you
>>28940294
I-I couldn't hug an anon I don't know, I could get pregnant!
I'm kinda curious about you people
>how old are you
>are you an only child, oldest sibling, youngest sibling, or middle sibling
>did your parents verbally or physically abuse you
>what is your education
>have you ever had a job
>have you ever had a gf
>when did you fully accept the NEET lifestyle
>what is your average day like
bumpity blamp
>>28940033
> 24
> oldest
> no
> high school and taking psychology
> yes, worked at books a million and comic shops, I am also an author.
> Year 13 I moved from /b/ to here.
> I wake up try not to kill myself, go to school, ride the train home, come in my apartment, check twitter, my website, random forums, stay up doing something random and then I go to sleep.
>>28940033
>how old are you
20
>are you an only child, oldest sibling, youngest sibling, or middle sibling
Only child but I hate it
>did your parents verbally or physically abuse you
Not really but my mom does have a tendency to say things that are beyond mean spirited when she's legit pissed
>what is your education
Graduated HS, attended college for a year and flunked out
>have you ever had a job
Only summer jobs
>have you ever had a gf
Not even close
>when did you fully accept the NEET lifestyle
Probably a few weeks after my last summer job ended
>what is your average day like
Wake up, feel like shit, masturbate, go on twitch, play on my ps4, go to sleep
Do you agree with this comic?
>>28939987
Yes all liberals should be locked in chastity 24/7 for the rest of their lives. Sounds good to me.
I always wondered if chastity cages would make better relationships.
Wish more studies were done on it.
>>28939987
Very much agree, and not only for liberal students.
>>28940144
Why do white people care about a gorillas life over a 3 year old kids? Wtf is wrong with these faggots?
>>28939968
I fucking hate liberalism.
Pic related, the final solution.
you can make a new kid with a homeless bum easily. Gorillas are becoming extinct now.
>>28939968
In all fairness, the gorilla was trying to protect the child. Note how he whenever the normies screamed, he just tried to run away and keep the child close to him? He didn't have the slightest intention of harming the kid.
