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>tfw playing vidya until early morning and the birds outside my window start singing from 3 to 4 AM
I love summer. Winter is shit.
>i love summer
>winter is shit
kys
>>28936832
Lol I haven't stayed up playing video games that late since high school.
Either youre still in high school or you never grew up afterwards.
>>28936846
Sip a nice cup of hot cocoa out of my ass senpai. Winter is the normiest season.
can girls really get exited about games? like giggly and autistic when they see a new trailer? or do they see it as just another means of getting attention?
>are they hideous?
Then yes they can.
>are they a Stacy?
Then no they cannot.
Is it bad that I still fuck around on my old Roblox account?
Also, most girls interested in games are usually vapid whores.
csgo > all those games
come and enjoy some good ol human interaction with your fellow robots.
alone on memorial day edition
tags: r9k, r9komegle, 4chan, robot9001
tfw you make a thread like 5 seconds before I do, even using the same picture. Nice job OP! :)
>tfw all strangers dc when they see me
it hurts guys
>>28936811
we are always the same faggots ;_;
h-hey guys...
What do i do if an ex-friend owes me $400 and refuses to pay me back?
Now he laughs at my face when i ask him to pay back.
Get your squad and go tell him you want your money rn or you'll beat his face in. Then never lend your friends more than the price of one meal or one drink ever again.
If you don't have written proof of him owing you money, kidnap, torture works.
This is the price you pay in life for being beta as fuck.
This is the price you pay for ever having friends.
This is the price you pay for trying to help someone out.
Post old, outdated, and/or forgotten memes.
>no more ishyggddt shitposting
No one remembers. No one.
>>28936798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdLFRyflCzM
I kees you. I kees you.
Why don't you date a cock hungry femboy anon?
>>28936660
because they are mentally ill and cheat at the drop of a hat
>>28936660
stop making these threads faggots, really getting old
always sage
>>28936660
I am but they're waaaay harder to find than women
I CANNOT FUCKING MAINTAIN A GF BECAUSE OF 5x4.5 INCHES PENCILDICKLET
WHY WAS I CURSED WITH LOW TEST?!
is your penis small and cute?
>>28936677
YOU CLOWN I JUST ANNOUNCED IT ABOVE IT'S FIVE FUCKING INCHES OF LENGTH ON FOUR AND A HALF INCHES OF GIRTH OF COURSE IT'S SMALL YOU FOOL. FUCK YOU, FAGGOT.
>>28936720
if it's cute can we see it? I want to see
is it true that tall women are a lot more easygoing when it comes to manlets?also, why is MEW so qt?
>>28936627
nobody likes manlets my man. Tis a meme
>>28936627
No one wants a fucking manlet.
Enjoy working five times as hard to fail ten times more often.
>>28936627
We already had this thread an hour ago.
Here:
Yes, tall women really like manlets. They love how you need a stepladder before you can undo their pants. Really, I promise.
Robots, why don't you look like this? It's like you wanna remain virgins forever
they look stupid.
>>28936599
DO NOT FUCKING REPLY TO THIS OBVIOUS BAIT BROBOTS.
THERE ARE BETTER THREADS OUT THERE YOURE MISSING FOR THIS DUMB SHIT. LEAVE THIS THREAD. NOW,
>>28936599
Do you think they do it in the butt with each other?
Go grocery shopping alone and bump into a girl I knew back in highschool. Don't know if she gave me the signs she's interested in me or not.
>walking grocery cart from a distant and notice her, call my name.
>walk up and give awkward hug.
>admit I notice her from a distant but couldn't tell if it was her or not.
>small talk, about where we work and who we've been hanging out with.
>I say we should hang out sometime since I'm in the area. She than saids " Yeah, just hit my friend up and she'll hit me up and we'll kick it." Don't get number.
>wish I ask for her number
I have her on Instagram but that's the only contact I have of her. I guess I should just move on and be lonely. Or I should just try until she saids she not interested.
>>28936598
>Or I should just try until she saids she not interested.
she already did at
>JUST hit my friend up
sorry senpai, those are some bad feels
>>28936598
>Yeah, just hit my friend up and she'll hit me up and we'll kick it.
Jeesus fucking Christopher, who says things like that?
The length women will go to - to not tell you clearly they dont want you....
bdw she doesnt want you.
and what she did was womens way to say it clearly.
BUT there are prettier girls who would like to be with you, belive it or not.
Its just you might never meet them.
But then again you might.
WHO AM I TO SAY???
She's clearly interested in you. Find her phone number and call her. Or even better find out where she lives and show up unannounced, girls love surprises!
>work really hard on talking and acting and being confident
>have conversation with cute popular girl
>randomly she angrily asks "Anon why are you so confident!?!" as if im committing some sort of crime
>>28936546
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE?!!?
GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS
EVERY SINGLE TIME BUT I PROMISE YOU THEY WON'T SAY THIS SHIT TO CHAD
HOW CAN THEY FUCKING KNOW
>>28936546
Just tell her you have a big peepee.
>>28936546
The correct response is to stay being confident,
this is the good part because they have noticed your above average confidence and if you continue to act like a chad she will believe you are a chad.
Through years of meme magic the Magic Conch has become one with reality.
Ask your question in this thread to receive the ultimate answer.
>>28936520
Will I get a gf this summer?
autism
>>28936520
will i graduate from my virginity?
>>28936520
will i pass math this semester
>mommy cooks lots of breaded pork chops, my favorite meal, for memorial day
>she worked on it for hours
>go in kitchen to get a drink
>she wants to fill a pot with water or something and i am in the way
>snaps at me to move
>move
>dinner is finished
>refuse to eat any of it and have doritos and a mcdonalds burger instead
>nobody else likes it that much
>can hear her crying and complaining in the other room
that'll teach her
>>28936480
>not having tendies
disgusting
>>28936527
Lol haha like the meme right :p
>>28936480
>can hear her screaming at grandpa because he's complaining about all the smoke everywhere
serves the cunt right
Do you guys ever think that women who work with the mentally disabled ever fantasize about fucking them?
>>28936454
Do special needs workers fantasize about fucking tards....nope
If women wanted to fuck literal retards then every poster on this board would be a Chad
I have this weird thing where I can't help but imagining having sex with literally everyone I ever meet and am disgusted so shoo away the thought. So with that being cited, I'm positive a wrangler thought about it.
>Bottom of the barrel men.
>Refuse to date single mothers.
Care to explain yourselves, deadbeats? Beggars can't be choosers ;)
>>28936447
>Beggars can't be choosers
Thats quite wrong.
You can't date single mothers. You can fuck them but you can't date them.
2 wrongs don't make a right
if you ain't shit, you're better off alone than with someone else who ain't shit, that's just a recipe for misery.
