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What went wrong?
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>>28936442
Motion controls, gimmicks, and an obsession with being "family friendly".
>>28936442
When they stopped making card games and started making electronic games
>>28936442
>They gave up on making metroid games
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"I see you speaking in front of world leaders someday."
oh how wrong she was
This is something my principal said to 10.5 years ago when I was a sophomore.
I'm 25 now.
Why would she even say this? Even if I hadn't ended up in the pathetic state that I'm in, most likely at best I'd be an assistant manager at some high profile branch of a regional company. As impressive as that is, it's not talking with world leaders, and the chances of that happening to any given student are one in a hundred million.
Why do schools say this dumb shit to kids? Should it be allowed? Is it child abuse?
>>28936430
Because claims of the form of 'you can' are not even wrong, so people go all wishful thinking at them. There are literally no repercussions for exaggerating, because any denial of such a claim is going to be, to the approval of witnesses, met with 'stop being lazy and denying your potential'.
>>28936472
did this ever happen to you?
>>28936472
In other words, I could literally say 'all of you can fundamentally change the world', and dumb normals will still swallow it.
>Old lady comes into the surgery
>Keeps squinting repeatedly
>Claims to have poor eyesight
>Wants me to give her my glasses to try on
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28936416
Harold was able to grow a fine beard
This simply isn't funny
There are things that are funny and things that are not funny. Guess which one this is
>>28937401
If you take 3 Anders Breiviks, and 3 Elliot Rodgers, and combine all of them together, you still don't get to the kill count of Shipman
ITT: Try to top other anons in terms of how shitty your life is.
>19
>never had any serious relationships
>virgin
>kissless
>awkward as fuck
>introverted
>6/10
>unable to advance in anyone of my hobbies
>been playing on and off piano for 9 years and have made little progress
>haven't been intimate with a female in 5 fucking years
>dad cheated on mom and divorce is imminent
>I have pathetic social circle
>still can't fucking drive
>skinny as fuck
>black
>small dick
>24 yo hhkv
>NEET
I think I'm at least in the top 10% of lost causes here.
Sounds like most of your problems are self caused.
>>28936384
OMG that dog is so kawaii
>go to anime con that I might actually meet a cute girl or boy to love (I'm not super picky)
>make some good friends with girls and guys
>meet none interested in me in any way related to love
I don't know why I live. I'm so fucking bad at being anything but a friend, and I'm even pretty bad at that.
>>28936304
I'd date you anon
>>28936533
pls give contact
note that I'm fat and prone to intense depressive bouts that I take medication for
>>28936600
>note that I'm fat and prone to intense depressive bouts that I take medication for
oh, nevermind.
Complaining about how unfair it is that women will always choose the more appealing, healthy man is like complaining about other animals choosing to mate with the best, fittest males.
It's how nature has worked for millions of years, are you seriously so self centered? Accept your fate as a nonbreeder and work to make life better for the offspring.
>>28936261
is =! ought, dude, is =! ought
>>28936261
>It's how nature has worked for millions of years
No it isn't. Look at pictures of your grandparents, great-grandparents, great-great-grandparents, etc. Are they all the "best, fittest males"? No, they're not. And it was incredibly common in the past few centuries to find unattractive and short men with women more attractive and taller than them.
Also, all biological reasoning for women choosing the "best, fittest males" is thrown out of the window when you realise that it's not just the men that contribute genes to their child. If ugly/short/disabled women mate with super attractive, tall men, there is still a very high chance their kids come out ugly/short/disabled.
>>28936647
>not understanding evopsych
>not understanding socially constructed institutions
op is wrong for a number of reasons, but your post is even more flawed then his
>Tfw only half-black
>no one thinks I'm cool like real black people
>100% black people call me light skin oreo
>white men dont want me to cuck them
>small dick
Why do you care what others think? Stop browsing /r9k/ and browse some self improvement subreddit or something.
>>28936244
You're just probably unappealing , I'm half black and easily was able to fit in with the hood people black or white. Even though I try to avoid them I can easily integrate with them if needed
>tfw black grill
>tfw not an artsy/quirky janelle monae type
>tfw not a shanaynay laquisha jackson
>tfw not a weeb/nerd or metalhead or some other major subculture
>tfw not a "stay woke" erykah badu love-my-melanin soul sista
>tfw most people feel no desire to interact with a black female that doesn't fit into one or more of these roles
what should i watch/listen to in bed tonight robots?
>>28936220
I really like these vicariously recordings I listen to every so often.
If gfd is your thing, they're great, but they're also comfy as fuck for going to sleep with.
http://pastebin.com/jBiJzqT2
I recommend the non-lewd ones.
>>28936377
*Vocaroo, sorry
Anime desu senpai
Can someone explain /s4s/ to me?
sometimes I accidentally click on it when trying to go to /r9k/
I don't get it either
>>28936233
same
/pol/ack here
I don't get the /s4s/ is a nice board shit, they look like the covenant from fallout 4
>>28936212
high schoolers trying to deistract themselves with memes because they're left out, not even kidding lots of threads appear as phonefags who are bored and ask for entertainment
>people have this thing as their waifu
Disgusting
>>28936210
She looks like an average girl. What's the problem?
>>28936210
she looks like a troll doll
there's been weirder waifus, you should visit /mu/ or /co/ for one day
Femanons, tell us about creepy times you've been hit on.
>>28936068
I've never been hit on in person.
Sometimes men will try to talk to me when I'm walking down the street from their cars/etc, or stare creepily but. I've never been hit on.
>>28936137
You know the rule, tits or gtfo. But I'd rather you just leave
>>28936215
>You know the rule, tits or gtfo. But I'd rather you just leave
Whilst I agree with the sentiment of girls leaving r9k, you're being a newfag.
the tits or gtfo rule specifically is for girls who feel the need to point out their gender when it isn't relative to the topic at hand. However it is related, as you can see if you'd fucking read the OP
I finally did it /r9k/. I have upgraded from handholdedless kissless virgin to virgin. I feel so proud of myself.AND IT WASNT EVEN A WHORE
>>28936061
Was she qt?
roboto san pls
>>28936089
pretty cute except for acne scars, not that great of a body but its not bad
>>28936061
>AND IT WASNT EVEN A WHORE
I should hope not, it would be a bit embarrassing if you remained a virgin after going to a whore
ITT: We post words that make you cringe
Creamy
>>28936038
Scrotum
Kidney
a-coffee
Fuck I hate that.
Have a seat,
Have a drink
Have a beer
Whatever else but, fuck it sounds cringey to me to hear have a coffee.. Fuck I dunno why.
>>28936038
>ITT: We post words that make you cringe
OP
Hypothetically, let's say you found yourself a loving waifu and settled down. However, your autism genes were too strong and you ended up with a retarded child. What would you do?
I wouldn't have a child in the first place.
>having kids
She wouldn't be a waifu if she didn't want to live the DINK life with me and travel the world. Kids are terrible anon, don't fall for the kid meme
>>28936153
dink?
What does /r9k/ think of Drive?
Stepping up to the plate propaganda
I still enjoyed it
>>28935990
I DON'T EAT
>>28935990
God tier movie
