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fembots, why don't you look more like this girl
I wear glasses and I'm obese. Pretty sure my breasts are the same size as hers and everything else is pretty much exact. About to go cook in a minute actually.
>>28934095
G E N E T I C S
this is shitty bait, kill yourself
>>28934095
implying alot of guys here wouldnt want to look like that
Do you have a white friend? What is he like?
No I don't have friends
>>28934068
Hes not black
He's sleeping with the fishes
>Easy make money online
>Become liked by your peers
>Make your own porn
Why haven't you learned to draw yet?
>>28934010
>>Easy make money online
>>Make your own porn
the only place where there's money in that shit is furries and I'm not a furryI have a fat fetish, and if you hang around on bbw-chan you'll realize what a shitty community that is
>>28935006
Yeah, it's fucking miserable that they just post all the patreon art. What a disappointing community.
>>28935023
its not the piracy, you can find that in any community. they're just giant autists who hate everyone and argue about really petty shit. Like, even worse than this place.
What is a normie?
What is a robot?
A normie is a functional human being
A robot is the filth of the world
>>28933887
>What is a robot?
someone who struggles to get by in life because of low social value
>What is a normie?
someone who doesn't
>>28933887
>What is a normie?
You. NOW FUCK OFF, YOU NORMIESCUM REEEEEEE
>Be me
>Just turned 18
>Parents give a watch for birthday
"May it only measure the happy times in your life"
>First thing that comes to mind:
"Clearly it isn't working"
>mfw
Also party feels thread
i got a watch on my 18th birthday as well, is it like some sort of tradition I don't know about?
>Just turned 18
Oh boy, just you wait until 5 years from now when you're posting in /r9k/ and remember that gift then realize 5 years went by in a blink of an eye and you accomplished nothing as an individual.
Time flies after high school at break neck speeds and only gets faster
My dad always wants to get me gifts for my birthday and Christmas but I never know what to tell him. It depresses him because I have no interests, I just wageslave and that's it. Sometimes he brings up my depression.
My 30th birthday was just him and I at home. I didn't want to do anything. It's better to be at home then go out for your 30th birthday with just your dad I guess.
I'm fucking afraid of cats. That fucking look, like they KNOW I'm a pussy.
I have no problem with dogs, but cats freak me out
>>28933854
Cats are qt, maybe you're just a faggot?
>>28933854
Like 99% of cats are just lazy af and fall asleep in your lap. Plus they're cut when they purr or beg for a treat :3
>>28934060
I agree, they are cute, but scarry. Just waiting when some cat rips my face off
Tell me why you've accepted robot-hood and I'll tell you why you're a lazy bitch.
>>28933821
I just really don't care
>>28933845
No matter how much work it takes to get out, it's infinitely worth it. Companionship and accomplishment are the best feelings in the world, nothing competes.
Apathy and nihilism is for edgy teens who never have fun.
If you actually didn't care then leaving robot-life wouldn't be a big deal. You care, but you're too lazy to level up.
>>28933821
Honestly speaking, I don't think you need to tell me that I'm lazy; I know it on my own. Regardless.
I didn't really accept it as just realized that I probably have no chance of leaving it.
Anyway, it's probably tied to 2 (perhaps 3) factors: first, I have no clue how to really interact with some people unless some magical event happens that actually improves the relationship. (Perhaps could be stated separately, but still) If it isn't that, it feels unnatural or forced.
Lastly, I simply dislike the people around me. I hate this culture of attention whoring on social media, I hate the culture of using shitty meme words or rap style as something to blend in. I hate how lightheartedly people take many things. I hate how most of the time, people will prefer an incorrect yet popular person over the opposite. I hate how people like people that are simple, yet find people with character "strange" or "weird" (and no, don't assume that I am talking about myself, I'm talking about how people reference those types of characters generally.)
Also, no, those opinions didn't appear as result of robothood, but as a part of prelude to it.
So, what is it?
Will having a gf really make you happy? You do realize a gf is not like a new video game that you can put on some bookshelf, safe in the knowledge that it belongs to you until you want to play it again. A gf requires constant maintenance, and will suck up all your free time.
no of course not, but pussy is pussy. if you've never had pussy then you'll never understand why having pussy is so good.
>>28933810
>tfw you are the high maintenance gf
>>28933837
I never seen a robot post
>tfw no pussy
It's always about the whole shabang
BRING BACK THE OLD R9K
BETA UPRISING NOW
>>28933806
I feel you man. Gonna text my bros and tell them to get in here
What the fuck are you referring to, you unhinged lunatic?
>>28933849
WHO THE FUCK TEXTS ACTUAL "FRIENDS" YOU NORMALFAG GET OUT
Am I ugly r9k I've built it up so much and blamed my appearance and height for so long, but the more I think about it the more I think it may be my personality.
5"9 btw
I look like a baby face beta lank
>>28933543
Slightly feminine jaw
Just lift you faggot. Zinc, plenty of meat. Its not that hard.
You're short but your face looks fine, faggot. Eat some meat and lift some weights.
What's wrong with your personality?
you look pretty low T and babyfaced
not ugly, just no sex appeal whatsoever
Lmao
>White people
>White male """"robots""""
My mom woulda beat my ass lmao
>I'm white
>Mom used to beat my ass when I stayed out late, got drunk, got high, went to parties, got anything less than an A
>Turn 16 and just start grabbing her hands and stopping her
>She yells and I just ignore
>She loses her power
>have a job so cutting me off doesn't really do shit
>stops making me dinner, i learn to cook
>takes my car, i get a gf with a car
fucking kek, you're scared of your old ass mom
>>28933475
>I'm a Shitskin
ok
>>28933475
>be shitskin parents
>beat children
>wonder why they don't respect authority figures
Trumptards failed normies believe that thieir problems will go away when Trump becomes potus. If anything he will throw your lazy ass NEETS out on the street
>>28933460
Why do you care who people vote for?
>>28933460
>a politician can change something
sure, but they are not the only retards out there
>>28933460
>everyone on /r9k/ is a NEET
Fuck off, faggot. I work for a living.
My life revolves around Elliot Rodger
>>28933454
>read Elliot's manifesto.
>relate af
>read Sodini's blog entries
>relate af
Am I fucked, robots?
>>28933454
I have made a list of things I have in common with him.
How?
Do you brush your teeth in a way that pleases the supreme gentleman?
What about the second, third, fourth, etc thing you would do?
>>28933422
Become a lesbian and brake hearts.
Fap, shitpost, fap again, shit post more, financial domination
Breathe.
Grow up.
Become a lesbian.
Be pretty much the same otherwise.
I'd probably try to stay fit though, and I'd probably have learned a martial art.
Why do so many people on /r9k/ engage in extremist, black-and-white thinking?
That's how we were grown to be.
>expecting autists to understand that life is one big gray area
Robots hate women | they never stop talking about wanting a gf
Chads are shallow douchebags with nothing under the surface | want to be chads
NEET life is best life | sad that they're a failure in everyones eyes
Either everyone here is a walking contradiction or this board will always be at odds with itself
>>28933546
>entire /r9k/ is one person
No. You are as wrong as you can be.
