>have gf
>old fuckbuddy wants to fuck again
>no one knows her
>no one would know we're fucking again
>gf has incredible hatred towards cheaters cause her dad cheated on her mom and ruined their family
>said she'd only ever leave me if I hurt her family or cheated on her
>gf is basically on call to smash whenever I want, swallows
>despite...
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>>28934843
>has had a fuckbuddy
>have a gf
>would cheat on her
>would cheat on her for le big tit meme
You don't belong on this board.
perhaps plebbit would be better suited if you enjoy that spongebob meme.
>>28934929
>not enjoying big tits
>problems with spongebob
what a fag
I fucked the shit out my ex while with my current partner. Feels fucking GREAT, man. She has a boyfriend so just as anxious to keep it all under wraps.
How do you manipulate girls into sending nudes?
Pic related. Some slut from my city who got her shit leaked.
>>28934831
step one: be attractive
step two: don't be unattractive
step three: write an original comment
>>28935538
I know that, but like what words are you supposed to say?
When I pretended to be Chad it wouldn't work all the time but I was able to manipulate a few
>>28935729
Idk
What would make them want to send nudes? Like if we can figure this out we can crack this puzzle
What do cute, virginal girls with patrician taste listen to?
>>28934818
the sound of chad's ballsack slapping their asshole
Harsh noise.
>>28934832
fpbp
/thread
>wagies
>constantly bitch and moan about "muh contribution to society"
>wagies
>constantly try to shame people into living the same miserable lifestyle
>wagies
>constantly complain about "muh welfare bums"
>without noticing that their boss extracts 90% profits from their work
>just for showing up and getting...
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>>28934700
Here's your reply so you can feel good about yourself.
Wagies hate their own lives so they lie and try to deceive people into coming down to their level, it's a bucket of crabs world for wagecucks. Only one being brought down to their level is the wagie's gf when she's sucking my dick.
>>28934700
>mfw NEETs have to make up wild fantasies about their impoverished lifestyles to compensate for the fact they can't find a job
How do you guys in the US, specifically in the coast states even cope?
I'm from germany and the dating game here is already rigged. But nevertheless men here are only slowly starting to be self absorbed and egocentric, while the US is on a whole other level, atleast from what I could see.
Normies here are of all types, there are masses of ugly ones with a decent girlfriend, but in California for instance, there LITERALLY are only Chad and Stacy and the rest. Every guy is tanned, tall as fuck and jacked, what the hell man.
Everybody there is narcissistic, overly...
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>>28934686
>How do you guys in the US, specifically in the coast states even cope?
Masturbating
I had always assumed that was the same in Europe, maybe even worse than the US like Italy where there are walking gods in the middle and northern parts. But yes you have to understand this is ground zero, I mean this is where hollywood is.
>>28934686
Which is way I hated college
Would you snuggle with Boxxy /r9k/??.
Catie snuggles would be the best snuggles i would snuggle with her all day long.
>>28934681
I often dream of cuddling catie.
>>28934609
FFS, GO TO /b/ TO SHITPOST ABOUT BOXXY.
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
Why do you hate onision r9k?
>>28934531
>pussy
>normie
>>28934531
I don't know what that is desu. Latest indie band?
>>28934531
He's sort of an sjw but he also makes fun of people who are edgy and romanticize mental illness so I'm on the fence about him.
You guys are racist losers
>>28934486
we may be racist, and losers, but...what was that third thing you said?
>racism is bad
that's like saying we're bigots for not hanging around bears
fuck off
All Asians are racist.
Racism is healthy.
>be nice guy
>get first gf
>start to think differently
>desire to be alpha
>want to dominate gf
>tfw too pussy to beat her
Any other robots know this feel?
>Any other robots know this feel?
FUCK OFF NORMIE YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US GET THE FUCK OFF /R9K/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's why you choke her.
>>28934472
>want to dominate her
>oh I know, I'll do this by punching her!
No you retard, grab her wrists and pin them down during sex. Grab / slap her ass more. Take a hold of her head and guide her places. Now here's the hard part: you reward her for being submissive to you, don't just become some crazy guy who's always selfish an swinging blows.
>do something rough but not pointless or anger issuesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>tfw 5'11"
>literally only one inch away from getting a free gf
don't worry
you're tall enough
to get
fuckingsaged
>>28934453
>sage
>bump
I'm 6'0, no free gf here. I think you have to be at least 6'2.
WOMEN CAN NOT BE ROBOTS
they are normies by default (unless they have severe physical abnormalities) and even then they are only slightly strange.
What pisses me off is that the bitches on here think that women can be lonely. THEY CAN'T!
Any girl (even if shes a 3 out of ten) can get laid or get into a relationship without even trying. A guy must be AT LEAST a 7 out of ten in order to get a date easily (and he also NEEDS to be outgoing).
WHY DO WOMEN INSIST THAT THEY KNOW THE PAIN THAT WE GO THROUGH WHEN THEY SO OBVIOUSLY DON'T?
IS...
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>>28934425
Not having a boyfriend for 5 minutes is very painful you know.
because women don't have the capacity for empathy. they're self-absorbed creatures who only care about themselves, what they look like, how they appear in social situations, and how many cocks they can take in a single night.
Men on the other hand have been the leaders, philosophers, and innovators for all of human history. It's only now in the modern era with the introduction of social media that women think they have a viable platform to voice their emotions. When they do they come off as vapid whores, because that's what they are. They are biologically...
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>>28934425
Agree with everything you said robot
pic related to thread
alright robots. im depressed and need to get some shit off my chest. gonna write the whole story of me and this girl i've know for a long while and am very much in love with and how it's all going to shit. i'll start back from when it was relevant and catch you guys up to the present.
>be me
>know girl who's been close friend since birth
>i'll call her jess
>parents are bffs
>see her and her...
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>fast forward to early 2016
>16 years old
>discover she has an instagram
>still pretty good friends
>private account
>request to follow
>next day
>littledidiknow.png
>shocked to discover she has a boyfriend
>they seem pretty close
>get...
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>and this girl
Stopped reading right there. Enjoy your "depression".
>she informs me instagram has a direct message function
>begin to message her frequently
>struggle to keep autistic tendencies in check
>still depressed by pictures of her and her boyfriend
>mother abruptly reveals plans to fly me out solo to see her and her family for a week or two sometime later this summer
>shocked af, but still cool with it
>look back through all pictures with her boyfriend
>realize she probably sees me as her twin brother instead of romantic material
>get depressed af as i realize she'll probably never love me
>still going to have to hang out with her and probably her boyfriend for over a week later this summer
>fuckme.wma
>realize i will probably watch the love of my life grow up and marry another man
>return to old habit of wasting time on 4chan
>playing uncharted 4 multiplayer tonight
>thinkin bout you by frank ocean comes on spotify
>lyrics are super relatable
>start to cry
>trulypathetic.mp4
>go on /r9k/ to post all this shit
sorry for unloading all this on you guys. just really felt the need to get this off my chest. any advice on how to deal with this would be appreciated. i would love to spend the rest of my life with this girl even though at this point it's pretty unlikely
What's her name again?
& Does she still post here?
Her name is Vicky
she is slurping the cum off of Chad's cock as we speak
>>28934295
I'd like to know the Vicky story as well
I'd eat her butthole regularly
How do normies hold contradictory opinions?
Is it work, or does it come naturally to them?
And, what about just using personal attacks against people they disagree with, rather than trying to come to an understanding? Is this something you have to work at, or does it come naturally?
Answers from normies much appreciated.
>Contradictory opinions are work.
They're always at odds because you know theres no way to ever know if you're 100% right or not. They aren't work as long as you don't try and reconcile them. You just gotta accept that subjective issues will always make two or more of your values clash.
>Personal attacks
Comes very natural. If we're having a debate, and both of us realize that there's a debate to be had, personal attacks are held back. But some guy outside a bar yelling...
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>>28934287
>How do normies hold contradictory opinions?
Same way you do. Confirmation bias, ego defense, and an unwarranted sense of exceptionalism.
>>28934629
>Same way you do.
But I actively try not to and when I find that I do it almost becomes physically painful and I have to go somewhere quiet and think.
This bullshit has got to stop. Way too much of this every single fucking day. I like traps as much as the next oldfriend, but /r9k/ is not a place for trap LARPing.
Yeah, enough is enough. It's the same crap thing every day. Go get a Thai hooker already.
It's not gay, I just want a cute feminine penis okay?
I'm not gay, I just specifically look for and want cocks on my women. It's hotter if they have cocks, see, especially if they're fucking a guy in the asshole, see. It's not gay because they're women because they have tits.
Except for the traps, that is.
>>28934341
>people actually fall for the trap meme
originalo