Fuck this is stupid piece of shit bitch... Her name is Janet Goodson, and she's absolutely disgusting... The other day, out of the blue, she put her nose into my business, and started calling me a 'crackhead'...
... Crackhead?... Do people even still smoke crack?... Gross... This stupid bitch doesn't realize that I smoke methamphetamine, and wouldn't touch crack if you paid me...
So I am superimposing her into porn videos, and uploading them to pornhub.com
>>28939437
Makes original sense
This stupid bitch is a complete white trash redneck... The only smart thing she and her husband do is hating niggers, so I am putting her into interracial porn videos, and descending the links to her husband and she
>>28939437
I'd say you're schizophrenic, but you're not all over the place. Yet.
ITT: /r9k/ lives out the happening in a bunker
>>28939388
how do you counteract Vit D deficiency?
>>28939388
That grass is fucking huge.
>>28939388
These daydreaming threads are gay
>be college student living w parents
>live right next to a wendy's
>shit internet at home so go to wendy's regularly for vidya, torrents and stuff like that
>sometimes for hours at a time
>doing that for 8-12 months now
>also have ocd so I often repeat steps/movements when I'm just going somewhere, have to be precise, etc
>not even that socially...
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>>28939328
It's because you're an easy target. Normies love nothing more than to bring another person down. It helps them reassure their own position in the group. That's just how they are.
>>28939328
So you're basically an irl eggman?
Kek
>>28939471
>eggman
But I don't have a hideously balding head? What's the story behind the eggman meme anyway?
/out/ here. You bots ever try hiking? Might make you feel better, plus it's a great way to get in shape.
>>28939298
I did a 1,000-mile hike last summer and I'm leaving for a 450-mile hike in a week.
>>28939327
Nice. Where at?
>>28939298
I live innawoods, so hiking is basically walking for me.
Does r9k like my dock at night?
I bought a flashlight, and am ready to shitpost at night. We will go on le ebin adventures.
>>28939247
Take pics of your homestead shit shack shanty. You should decorate it with globe lights. Something cozy looking like in borderlands.
Here is Shit Canyon at night. Creepy.
Hey I like your dock, are you taking requests?
RED FLAGS FOR WOMEN POWER RANKING:
1. She has tattoos
2. She has a dyed hair
3. She's self proclaimed socialist/feminist
4. She's fat
5. She has piercings
6. She has male friends
7. She spends more than an hour in facebook/twitter/messaging
8. She has daddy issues
1. Is unveiled and unwed
>>28939213
>she's western
The ones I've noticed
>Only Male Friends
>Associates with the Alt-Right movement
>uses 4chan
>wears ironic clothing
>claims to be a gamer
>is insecure
All turned out to be either really awful people or really insufferable people
Just lost my virginity last night to a girl with cancer, ask me anything
Pic unrelated
>>28939152
Get tested. You might have caught what she's got.
>>28939174
Well that certainly isn't a question
>>28939152
What sort of cancer? Is she bald?
majors for someone who is stupid and sucks at everything?
>>28939023
Psychology
Philosophy
Art History
Gender Studies
>>28939023
business
turf management
sports therapy
psychology
>apple genius
>sandwich artist
>professional burger flipper
A-Anon, why do you not like me? Is it because of my skin colour? I just wanted to play cosplay with you.
>>28938907
no its cause of your facial features, youre light skinned enough for me
>>28938907
You're alright but I don't cosplay. I see no point in it.
it's her hair and cloths
the fuck is that shit?
I told you I want the goth look, not that weeb shit
why haven't you purchased your own vehicle yet, /r9k/?
Because my parent's already bought me my car I don't use.
I don't have anywhere to go.
I did. It was a lemon. It cost me thousands of dollars and took over a year of my life to fight and get my money back.
I would have done better to buy a nice bicycle.
>always thought I was somewhat good looking
>had a gf before
>post face on /soc/
>only get rated 3-4
>ignored in most rate threads
>>28938783
I sometimes feel the urge to be rated just to find out if I'm okay or a ugly or a complete autist but as soon as I open the front page I'm immediately repulsed because it's the closest thing to a circlejerk board there is and I close the tab
You'd do better to post your face on r9k, everyone on soc is a normie guy or a stacy.
Time to post your face, buddy.
>>28938783
Sorry anon. I don't post in UGLY people threads.
>Be autist completely withdrawn from society
>Check my old email address
>A facebook that I 'deleted' 8 years ago is still receiving recent updates and messages from people from school
>There's messages from multiple school bullies
I'm fucking terrified lads. I don't want to check the messages or i will surely be bullycided. Why does zuckerberg have to be such a jew, why can't I disappear?
Please look and post what they say here for a humourous good time
>>28938868
Do this OP otherwise you're a cuck.
>>28938777
What did they say I need to know
Wagecucks
Give me stories and best/worst jobs you've ever had.
How did you apply, how was the interview, and extra misc. detaills.
Best is the mcjobs. Easy jobs, slept with coworkers, fun
No longer a wagecuck, but I got a job at the service desk in a grocery store. There was a computer back there and I just browsed memes and gave customers free stuff when they were upset.
this isn't racist is it? i just don't want to see anything else while i fap
ITT: books that /r9k/ would enjoy
>>28938734
Great book tbqh, SJW commies and /pol/ "alt-right" fascists could learn from it
>>28938734
Blood Meridian. A bunch of violent aspies killing native americans for dollarydoos and fun.
>>28938757
A Jewess thinks atomization is good? I'm surprised.
How do you tell people you are depressed without sounding like a faggot?
I've been depressed for a while however I just thought that's how everyone is, and the people who are getting help are weak and just don't notice that everyone feels the same way they do. However after talking to more and more people I have found that this may not be the case.
I am scared /r9k/ it gets worst everyday and I want to get help but i don't know how to ask for it or who to talk to. I am 19 and live at home, I feel like my parents should be the first ones to...
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>>28938616
Remember that you always have us. I don't really know who you should talk to. Try telling your parents though. I'm sure if you tell everything they will listen
You need to stop self-loathing over something you can't help. A bit of self-loathing and self-awareness is a good thing, actually, because it stops people from crying wolf - but the fact that already you're self-conscious about spuriously or casually claiming to be depressed should already cover you there. You're good for self-awareness. Don't beat yourself up in addition.
It really depends on the kind of depression it is. You're very young and you're living in a society that will give you strong and often mutually conflicting advice on the...
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>>28938616
If you have insurance try to go to a therapist. They can help you figure it out and refer you to a psychiatrist if necessary.
You can't really tell anyone without sounding like an attention whore or someone looking for an excuse. But, if your therapist can confirm you can tell your parents that he or she (I'm going to be honest. Try to get someone that matches your gender.) thinks you are depressed. Go from there.
If this sounds like a good plan: figure out what insurance your family has and then use their website to find a list of approved therapists. Try to find somewhere relatively close and look at their website. It will probably take a bit of searching around before you find someone you feel comfortable with.