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>Girl complains about having small tits
>they don't even call it breast implants anymore it's called breast augmentation
>girls can just become augmented to get the right size/shape of breast you want
>Guy is a manlet or has a small dick
>literally no hope
>>28943722
Hey, at least you get augmented feels...
>>28943754
I never asked for these feels
>>28943722
Manlet reporting it.
I have up on life and now I'm just waiting for death to take me away from this shitty Manlet meat shell
Who /hasn't worked a day in their life and is never going to/ here?
>>28943702
Don't know that feel. I have been NEET for 4 years but I will be forced to get a job again soon. I hate it but don't wanna be a homeless NEET so gotta work.
>>28943702
Mommy won't live forever. I'll be sure to spit on your homeless ass as I walk by.
Sounds like an awful life honestly
>tfw you realize every time you make a thread, you permanently remove someone else's perfectly good thread from ever being posted in again
murder she wrote, murder she wrote.
It was probably a "TFW no gf" a "brrraapppp" thread or some other shitty repetitive thread so nothing of value was lost.
For being a board meant for originality, /r9k/ sure is repetitive.
they can go to desustorage and copy the text to repost (changing a word to get past the robot filters)
or if they still have the link pulled up they can just copy the text and post again
Get your wallet, open up the money section and show us what you've got
>tfw $50 to last me until the end of this week
I'm loadedwith starch
>>28943607
More than you, but I don't get my dolecheque until nxt week.
>>28943812
Show pic or lying
>tfw your oneitis posts this and tags you.
>>28943584
that's real fuckin sad kiddo
have you told her?
>Still having a oneitis
Just get her to hook you up with a friend of hers
>>28943584
Fucking SLAMMED
Holy shit, man.
My mother talks about how girls check me out in public.
It gave me a confidence boost for the rest of the day, but I inevitably realized she was either lying or the girls in question were looking with disgust.
God damn it.
>>28943567
Definitely the former. That's just what Mom's do.
>>28943617
Hold me, anonymous. I don't want to face reality anymore.
My Mother is giving my email address to some Chinese woman she works with to contact me,
she reports that she's 'pretty cute'
Malebots, should we just kill ourselves? What do we have to live for? We should just live up to the stereotypes and contribute to the statistics.
>>28943535
Agreed. Life is fucking pointless. Why was I born? Because of my mother's selfish desire to have kids.
>>28943556
Don't blame your mother's. It's our fault. Everything is out fault. I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself
they haven't beaten me yet .
>he's balding in his 20s
id rather bald than age like milk ya cunt
I never fucking asked for this. I HAD NO FUCKING CHOICE
Even stranger: why does it seem these days that every far-left 20-something is balding already? Doesn't seem to strike their far-right counterparts nearly as much.
>its the 5 year anniversary of the day your best bro found out you were gay for him and kicked you out of his life forever
oh shit man
I'm in love with my best friend but he knows I'm gay
>>28943517
I hate you fucking fags
Shit I know that feel all to well anon.
That fucker flirted and cuddled with me all the time too, maybe he actually wanted me, who knows.
>ywn live in the greatest city on earth
https://youtube.com/watch?v=btFfXgUdIzY
>>28943504
>it's another "NYC is the greatest city on earth" thread
This place is pretty shit anon.
It's a shithole full of rude, self-centered assholes.
Why would anyone want to live there?
Trying to choose a new place to live.
Currently in Atlanta
Lived in NYC for a summer before.
Fuck going back, I'm moving to SF
Was anyone else's holiday weekend complete shit?
My entire life has been complete shit.
>>28943521
was it any shittier than a regular day though?
I got payed $50 to fold chairs for 2 hours and then I went to the record store but it was closed. I then spent $175 on manga at the bookstore. I guess it was alright.
You realize "that kid" threads are actually supposed to be about types of kids people can relate to, right? Not just specific little irrelevant experiences in your pathetic fucking life that only you know about. New thread, last one taken over by fartfags
>that kid named dennis who drew extremely detailed pictured of dicks in the library books he borrowed
>>28943457
>that kid who could never relate to >that kid threads
>That kid that smelled like ass despite being a extremely hygienic person
Are NEETs the new normies? Study shows most young adults live with parents over other alternatives, which also coincides with data that less than ever are living(aka having) a spouse.
http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2016/05/24/for-first-time-in-modern-era-living-with-parents-edges-out-other-living-arrangements-for-18-to-34-year-olds/
And yet most of them wouldn't identify with being a NEET whatsoever and would probably answer that its leaching or something if asked. Just my experience with self righteous coworkers my age desu
bumping cause interested. I've caught a few articles saying something like this. Also, generations are living within the same house again. Grandparents, adults, and their kids, if any.
>>28943446
They're not NEETs if they're working. So to answer your question: no.
How are my NEET friends on /r9k/ doing?
Any plans for today? Its a beautiful morning here in bongland and ive been up all night watching seinfeld and am now lying in bed watching the sunrise and reading LOTR
>tfw going for morning smoke and watching normies plod off to work soon
>tfw have a job I love
>tfw part of that job is seeing pasty rotund NEETs come in and try not die of fresh o2 exposure
>tfw get paid with a great health plan
>tfw my job has infinite security because of NEETs and so many more of society's failures
>tfw genuinely want to help them but having them simply come in is just fine for now
I feel sorry for cucks who hate their job.
>>28943553
Good for you!
Originale commento
>>28943553
Uhh so what do you do
>failed learner's permit test twice
I'm taking it again tomorrow robots. Should I kill myself if I fail?
No, just get a bicycle.
>>28943349
Keep at it lad
It took me 5 tries to get my driver's license
Keep taking the test and make sure to get experience driving in a town setting before you try to get your license
>>28943402
Woo, someone else like me. I've failed my test 4 times. not even sure when I'll go for the 5th attempt
