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I finally got a qt 3.14159 gf (reeeeee get out normalfag) who seems to be mostly free from red flags. No tattoos, no weird hair colors, or high partner counts, rarely goes to bars/clubs, etc.
She tells me she's only ever had 2 BFs before me, one in high school and one in college.
I'd believe her, but she's extremely good in bed. When I got my first blowjob from her, I couldn't stand up after cumming. She swallowed and even did the seductive lick cum off fingers, right out of porn. That image will forever be burned in my mind. That's not including the other depraved shit she does during sex.
Should I be concerned that she's lying? Skills like these are a sign of a experienced slut, right?
>>28941240
tl;dr
>op found a normie bish
>normie bish gave op oral, which he's never seen or experienced outside of porn
>op probably has hep-c now
>>28941240
Women fuck as well. Women watch porn. You found yourself a sex demon. Be happy. Believe me, that doesn't come easy.
>>28941330
She either watches "art" lesbian porn, or hardcore bdsm, mostly the latter. I don't think those skills are relevant.
I'm a rapist, AMA.
share rape stories
>>28941161
Do you ever feel likd you're scum?
>>28941193
Do you make sure your rape victim cums as well? If I were to be a rapist I probably would tie my victim up and eat her out until she cums rather than actually penetrating her
Just text her r9k
No
she has cucked me, it's a bad idea
>>28941131
That bitch lying. Also lmao rare pollock pepe desu
>>28941131
Why the fuck would I have her number? I've barely spoken to her past saying hi.
How the FUCK do you neets survive with less than 16 GB of RAM? I had 8 GB before and my PC kept on crashing when I had over 100 tabs and videos open and now the sky is the fucking limit. I remember when I couldn't even open all the porn vids I wanted and now I got pornhub and my own stash and multiple vids running at the same time, it's a neets dream.
>tfw i7 5820k and 16 GB of ram
But I just had to have the meme card before it was a meme. I'm going to wait for Vega with my shekels.
Because I'm not an autist who has 100 tabs open. Kill yourself fucking retard
>>28941082
I know, half to limit myself to 50 or so tabs and over 2-3 video at a time. My tabs tend to restart too.
I'm considering going to a strip club tonight for the first time in my life, but I'm nervous.
I don't know what to expect and I'm afraid of being seen as a creepy loser.
I really just want to have a beer and see some naked girls, is it okay to just sit at the bar in strip clubs and do that? Drink and watch?
Stay home and watch porn. Seriously, strip clubs aren't worth it. Especially if you're just going on your own.
Fap before you go.
Protip: You won't want to
>>28940972
if you bring $$$$ and tip, you will have no problem.
so after high school my quasi friend/acquaintance moved from colorado to california to go to college
hes at a polytechnic place
hes not coming home this summer cause hes going to europe
but he'll be back in denver this december
i have done nothing over the past 2 years since high school ended
is there a way i could learn what hes learned in what will have been 2.5 years in just 7 months?
i dont have the money, grades, intelligence or social skills t get into college.
so any reasonably cheap programs or books i can buy that will teach me the same stuff hes learning?
i dont want to have to face him and have nothing to say when he asks what ive been up to
thankfully mummy never got me a phone and i dont have faceberg
this is a /g/ request with a r9k story behind it
i can see why you didn't take this there though. that board has really turn to shot over the past year and a half
just /b/ tier shit really
I don't have an answer for you though OP, sorry
Thanks for the update on your life.
As for your problems, why does it bother you? Are you and your friend those cringey teenage wannabe philosophers that like to talk about the meaning of life and shit like that?
It's easy to learn what he learned, because he learned nothing. A student's life is procastination for months + cramming for days. If you want to learn, for the sake of learning, go ahead. But if you're just doing to impress a friend, I think it is quite foolish.
who cares what he thinks
you weren't even good friends you said
if it actually did get you out of moms basement and doing something with your time other than 4tism than I suppose something good comes put of it
Are you interested in tech? If not don't just do it cause he's doing it
There are other useful skills that you could learn that will also ensure career options
Why people don't masturbate more? Its an easy pleasure button, its like a drug.
It's more like a chore for me now
>>28940764
Why? Low libido?
>>28940751
>>28940764
This. A combination of stress and lack of time (lel being a college student instead of a basement-dwelling NEETlord) has made it a physical impossibility for me as of late. Even after a week or two's break, it seems like more of a necessity than a joy.
New /comfy/ thread, >>28921409
hit image limit
/comfy/ refugees > those refugees /pol/ hates.
>>28940781
let's not do this here anon
>>28940781
Fuck, I wish I had family that lived in a small town so I could live in one. You can't just up and move to one, the locals won't trust you and it'll ruin the comfy atmosphere
MY WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
YOU'REEEEEE ONE OF THEEEM THEEEM THEMM THEMMMMM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGSHGHAGHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHH
black flag?
more like black fag.. righto?
was henry rollins a robot
>>28940714
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I FEEL IN MY HEART IM GONNA KILL SOMEONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw no kawal honoring, salamin shattering, tubig drinking, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
gross as fuck language wtf just date a mexican girl and get the real deal
>>28940796
how old are you kid? im guessing 15
>>28940669
God, I've been waiting for this thread. You're a mastermind, OP. I've seen these for the better part of a year, I used to hate them and they used to be more frequent but I've grown to love them.
I've begun to realize that these threads are a good litmus test to see who is a newfag.I still remember when puwit slapping was the last line in this
I'd fuck a titlet, but I could never devote myself to a titlet. Why do they even exist? They're literally worthless. Will they ever learn?
>>28940654
Small boobers are best boobers, m8.
>the opposite can't be said for girls and small dicks
I disagree with you but I love your work because of how you destroy the self esteem of the roasties who come here. Keep it up my friend.
>>28940678
Hey guys, I found the roastie. Back to tumblr with you, washboard.
>No true weather desu
>It's basically between 40-80 degrees F with overcast all year around.
OVERDUE TSUNAMI
>>28940648
I wish people like you would leave Washington.
>>28940753
I'm not from Washington.
Ugly, poorly hygienic girls are a meme, you wouldn't really want one.
You just want a slutty Stacey girl.
What's with the huge increase in fujoshi-posting lately? Are NEET girls trying to force themselves as a meme?
>>28940592
Fujoshi girls are virgins with hobbies why dislike them? Theyd gladly sit on their bfs face
>>28940560
They don't want ugly lumpy unhygienic girls. They want nerd Stacey with glasses.
Ayy who /completeautistbehindcloseddoors/ here?
Keep a fairly low profile in the outside world but right now I'm drinking heavily dancing around my room playing Tom Wait's discography
>>28940549
If I'm 100% alone, I'll sing loud to musicals or classic rock in my underwear and use my phone as a fake mic because I used to be in choir and I remember how much joy singing and dancing used to bring me.
I'm like that.
I just spent the entire drive home from work screaming allahu akbar and singing isis songs. I aint even muslim
>Tom Waits
My nigger
I have a huge collection of Tom Waits images and listen to his music all day everyday. Closing Time, Small Change, and Orphans are my favorite albums.
Any robots interested in going through my diary from about 5 years ago?
>>28940513
Post it, familiar.
>>28940513
Unless it contains the details of a murder, no. Not interested in reading the whining of some emo faggot.
gib pham
