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What the fuck is this r9k..
You like the kawaii cosplayers but what the fuck is a pixyteri.
>>28945348
I don't know
but I'd fuck it
>>28945348
way too fat to fuck, gross
>>28945379
Google pixyteri nudes on the Google machine
I bet you'll change your mind.
>There exist women who will judge you based off of which phone you have
>>28945325
wow, I didn't even know people this shallow and retarded could exist
>>28945345
>women
>people
someone said this before so it's not an original post
>>28945325
>mfw I judge people who still use iphones
Androids eclipsed iphones two or three generations ago. Get with the times. This isn't 2011 anymore.
Do I think less of a girl with an iphone? Yes. I think she's more stupid than average.
So I can't even be mad at this. Stupid girls can keep to the stupid club.
I bought an obese chick to my apartment.
I kissed her.
I got a blowjob from her.
I feel so disgusting. Tell me it's gonna be okay
Why did you do that? Where did you even meet the whale?
>>28945291
You did nothing wrong.
Fat chicks give the best head.
>>28945311
we met at a Memorial Day BBW
>given a chance
>a dream come true for any neet
>a chance to finally fix my life, and meet someone that actually cares
>but i fuck it up
>keep thinking about it over and over and over again
what's wrong with me?
I refuse to believe the same person is THIS obsessed. At this point it's gotta be various anons perpetuating the meme.
you talked to this girl for 2 hours, try losing someone you talked to for years
plus it's not like you guys really had anything to begin with you delusional moron
Oh fuckk not this again...
Morning anon. Is there a reason I shouldn't kill myself today?
yes, there are many many reasons
>>28945161
Like? As usual that's just another image with theoretical bs
It doesnt matter if I try to change anything. I'll still probably want to die
bcuz u look like a qt
>be a depressed hikikomori for 5 years
>do nothing but read high brow bullshit, study kernel level programming, and care for my pupper
>finally get kicked out by parents and find some shitty entry level software job
>haven't cut my hair in 1.5 years, have lifeless eyes, and never smile
>2 months into the job a scene girl who works in HR tries to become my friend
>awkwardness_ensues.gif
>spill spaghetti multiple times despite not being interested in relationships due to low self esteem
>she doesn't react to my autism negatively
>we become close friends
>eventually start dating
>1 year later
>she leaves me because "we aren't compatible"
>my mind is fucked
>feel like my life just ended
I'm on the verge of going back to my old habits right now. I don't even know why I made this thread, but I used to come here years back so I feel likes it's an old home.
Don't come back here traitor....you betray the khv NEET brotherhood and now you want back. GET OUT!!
wanna skype I'm bored
>>28945093
Yikes
>>28945099
Thanks, but I don't think I'm up to it right now
why don't you robots date feminists? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaWcAnNMdbA
not talking about the raging man hater kind, just the token feminist that actually looks good.
>>28945038
if they ruined society, how can you trust one not to ruin your own home?
>>28945177
but they didn't. white knights who pander to all women and allowed them to infiltrate everything did.
>>28945224
ok, but what's the point of dating a feminist if you're going to refuse to cooperate with her ideology anyway?
>Actually texting a qt girl
>Things are going well
>She's has friends and stuff but is a complete asshole normie
>Asks what social media I have
>She seems disapointed that I don't have any
Why are people so obsessed with a million shitty social media apps?
>>28944907
It's today's social value benchmark.
Instinctual thought processes cause women to calculate your social value. Higher social rank means a better life for her offspring.
>>28944907
Get snapchat you goon
if a girl uses social media you should drop her on the spot
>female circumcision is outlawed in the burgerland
>male circumcision is not only legal, the jewish scum endorse it behind millions of dollars of lies
Why is this allowed?
One is beloved by G-d, the other is a barbaric act.
Understand this,
>male circumcision is not only legal, the jewish scum endorse it behind millions of dollars of lies
It's worth noting that there are many Jewish intactivists such as Jonathan Friedman, Miriam Pollock, and Eliyahu Ungar-Sargon, who created the documentary "Cut: Slicing through the Myths of Circumcision".
You can watch a brief excerpt of Eliyahu's picture here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkBsrBHpbDs
One problem is that a lot of people are operating under the mistaken impression that the glans is the most sensitive part of the penis, so they see the removal of the foreskin as no big deal.
It's actually the foreskin--particularly its ridged band and the immediate surrounding area-- which is the most sensitive part of the penis with respect to gentle touch sensitivity. The frenulum and frenular delta are also quite sensitive. (1)
The male glans is primarily a protopathic structure. Protopathic areas of the body are those with the ability to sense coarser stimuli, like heavy pressure or painful scraping. The preponderance of nerves in the glans are free nerve endings (FNEs), which are pain sensors. The predominant corpuscular nerve ending in the glans appears upon close inspection to be of a similar nature to the free nerve endings. (2)
Male circumcision irreversibly destroys the most sensual parts of the penis.
References
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3697758
He's been redpilled to hell, that's for sure
Fuck off Jim get back in your iron lung
>>28945019
it's titanium you inbred
>>28944888
I think Jim should go back to making videos and streaming instead of wasting his time on twitter.
I miss him
>tfw there's always some other guy she'll go for instead of you
Why am I never good enough? Every fucking time I try it all turns to shit.
>>28944874
Because no one wants people like us. It's Chad's world and we're just stuck in it
>>28944874
it's really simple we are the kind of people who are meant to be alone
>>28945063
I'm starting to feel like this is the only possible explanation. Unlike most people here I tried a lot of times to get a gf, even to just get a date, and it just doesn't work for me.
>tfw feminism and multiculturalism are literally the only things stopping me from getting laid
WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN IN THIS GENERATION
You'd probably force some gal or be married out of highschool. You fucking beta.
>>28944852
No you're just a whiny faggot who wouldnt have been laid in any generation. But you go ahead and keep blaming boogeymen...
>>28944975
>>28944994
How do you explain all these jerks and refugees getting laid then?
Post your best cringe /r9k/ stories pictures webms whatever it can even have personally happened to you
No one has any cringe?
>>28944729
>cringe bread
you're the reason your mother cries at night and contemplate suicide
I got a folder full of 5'10 and 5'11 guys on tinder being rejected for their height by females all shorter than them. Want those? I cringe from them.
>have this shit all over my body
>never take my shirt off
>only wear long sleeve shirts and pants
>it's even on my penis and butt
>will die a virgin because of it
I didn't ask for this.
You have vitiligo, son. It's not a dealbreaker. I don't believe it's contagious.
i repaired a computer for some weird kid from like germany that was visiting his grandparents kid at my old job once, he had a computer full of brony porn, mom/son incest erotica and pictures of his penis on his computer and it had that shit on it. is this you?
Try to find one of those girls who like broken men and find insecurities attractive.
You'll be surprised how many women get turned on by insecurity because they want to "fix" men.
>someone knocks on the door
>immediately hide in the bathroom
I have I reached new levels of autism?
why hide? Not answering the door is a perfectly normal robot action
>mfw my own phone rings
I do it all the time.
very original desu
