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Robots I smoked weed a month ago as of this past Saturday. I havent smoked all that often maybe 5 times in my life and I have a drug test this week. How fucked am I?
>>28942554
your fine, only smoking once will only make you dirty for a few days tops
>a month ago
you're fine, unless you're a fat bastard like me
Weed will get out of your system in a few hours, in fact you should smoke right now to take your mind off of the test.
I just visited lolcow and realized all women are fucking whores that should be enslaved and raped constantly
not joking, I'm actually serious
>>28942538
agreed. now just accept that theres nothing you can do to change women
Good to see you've taken the first step towards accepting the fact that nobody, male or female, will ever touch your tiny cheese dick.
what purpose does that website serve? is it like r9k for women or what?
Did this board get slow lately? It feels like threads aren't getting replies as fast as they used to
Shameless selfbump
wew originalis
>>28942499
I've noticed the same thing
we're trying something new
expect either a rebound or a slow shift into a different /r9k/
http://www.refinery29.com/disabled-tinder
How does it feel to know that this woman would reject you?
>weirdly shaped head
>blob of a nose
>crippled
>5/10 at best
I don't really care desu I'd turn her down first
>>28942467
https://youtu.be/IwIwTdBOJvk
I WILL NEVER KNOW HER LOVING INNOCENT EYES
>>28942572
I agree. The almost look like a shemale DESU.
She has to have an exceptionally good personality in order to be interesting.
>raped a girl when I was back in high school
>told her I would tell her friends she's a massive slut if she told anyone
>no one ever found out
>>28942466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0
this comment is not original
>>28942536
But it's not a lie anon.
She was a 9th grader massive slut and I was an 11th grader. She got blackout drunk and came on to me so I took her upstairs and fucked her even though I could hear her coherently mumbling for me to stop.
I actually feel misserable about it and it still haunts my dreams.
But I was a messed up child back then.
>>28942606
>mumbling
Token resistance much, lol. Sleep unbothered, that's not rape
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Thanks for making a thread vorsc!
Gonna dump some usual suspect screens.
>>28942461
comfy as fuck m8
bloxblox
>34 year old guy is dating my younger sister (she's 24)
>He has two ex-wives who are both now single mothers raising his kids
>He has 3 kids from them that he doesn't bother to see, doesn't pay child support
>Keeps joking about how he's going to impregnate my sister in front of my parents
>They smile and laugh with him
What the fuck is wrong with normies?
This guy is a chad and probably cooler and smarter than you
How come its cool for 34 year olds to date 24 year old girls, but me a 25 year old I'm not allowed to date 15 year old girls? What the hell man? They say things like "oh he only wants one thing, sex", well what do you think a 15 or 16 year old boyfriend she would get wants? At least I have a car, a job, a place to live, shit going for me ya know?
are your family poor degenerates or something? what's the guy like? stereotypical thug chad or what?
>tfw no bf
I just want a handsome guy to snuggle at night.
you gay and lyin
I want a boyfriend too :(
he's straight though
I'm almost certain OP is a dude. Post your face fagget.
What do Robots think about homosexual men?
Is it even possible to 100% gay? http://efukt.com/21371_Homo_Attempts_Straight_Porn.html
>>28942391
Kek
Fucking Roastie btfo
>*saved*
Jason = BASED
AYO MY NIGGA JASON A SAVAGE
NO CHILL 100%
Who here /mentalillness/?
Bipolar checking in
i have anxiety
depression here senpai
Emotional problems checking in. Jesus it's tiring, what do we do now?
Why are there so many single men but so few single girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1qGKD4zfsw
>>28942280
tl;dr harems, cheating boyfriends, and polygamy.
>>28942280
stop promoting your shitty youtube channel alex
>single girls
there's plenty of them but they also happen to be moms.
When I'm with a normie I don't really give a shit, I'm uninterested, I don't put a slightest amount of energy into keeping them entertained. They stay, they go, it's all the same to me.
But the moment I'm with some kind of an outcast, homeless person, drug addict, dealer, criminal - I get ultra emphatic and I talk with them a lot and develop some mutual understanding.
I don't know why, it's just that I have a weak spot for lost causes.
Any similar people here?
>>28942237
Are you one yourself? Or a loner? I agree though, these people usually have more interesting stories than those who live in a straight and narrow, in between the lines life because of the ways they had to survive showcase the human spirit.
You say criminal, but I hope you don't mean niggers and stoners.
>>28942237
I can't feel anything positive for certain kinds of degenerates, but humble weaklings and loners who are just trying to get by I have a soft spot for
>>28942237
>Any similar people here?
I'm a friend to robots like I'm a friend to animals. They're karmically innocent. Even if they're a little fucked up, or lash out or try to undermine themselves, I'm full of understanding.
I just learned that a girl that used to do porn that I was into years ago died last year.
She killed herself.
I'm not really sure how to feel about this, but I'm kind of sad and I feel sorry for her. I wonder why she killed herself.
I might dump some of her pics. Kimberly Kato was her name, you can find her obituary if you search for it. IDK why, but she used her real name while doing porn.
Also I kind of wonder if anyone is going to remember her.
It's sad to think the answer is probably: not really.
I think this might be the last image I post.
Searching for ones to post is making me sad.
I guess I don't deal with death well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDHp_0SwTT4
wew
So why are you still a virgin? let me hear your excuses.
I don't want sex. oringal.
I don't know how to have sex
I'm also scared of being harshly judged by them for my performance and penis size
Couldn't get it up.
What does tittyfucking feel like?
>>28942126
According to Forum Posts I've read, not good, but once you lube it up, fucking amazing.I have literally wanted to try it since I was like 3. It's one of the few things preventing me from killing myself.
Feels stupid as fuck, zero pleasure.yes I am circumcised
sorta dull.., the dullest of all the holes
