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This is what women should look like when you're done with them, and if you don't agree, that's why women won't fuck you.
>>28944478
Literally the only correct way to treat women.
she doesn't even look beaten though.
>>28944478
Why does she still have libs?
Red pill me on Saudi Arabia /pol/
This is not /pol/
fuck off
>>28944461
Retard culture on top of oil.
That's about it.
Funders of wahhabism
Aka, FUNDERS OF HARAM
If a high school was populated entirely by robots and femanons from /r9k/, what would be the results? Focus specifically upon social hierarchies, romantic/sexual relationships, and students' recreational activities.
>>28944199
>imagine everyone eating lunch alone, forever
>>28944273
So even in the absence of normies, we would all be still social outcasts? I think some social interaction would occur, even if it were simply discussing vidya.
>>28944199
It'd be like that movie The Lobster, only slightly less Orwellian.
The castes would be fairly divisive: One group consists of guys and girls who are fairly reserved and quiet, but fiercely judgemental and bitter. These ones would largely be alone, and any romantic and/or social interactions would be frowned upon by the group as a whole. They eat lunch alone, spread out and silently watching.
The other group consists of an almost autistic group of guys and girls, who's relationships seem guided by a rulebook that doesn't exist. Flirting is done primarily by attempting to find a defining characteristic and sharing it. The couples eat lunch in small clusters, often between friends who want to steal each other's partner.
The only break from this autistic behavior is in the after school activities, where regardless of their group several students will gather to watch anime or play video games.
>A-are you sure I'm not too fat, anon? I've put on a bit of weight this past month...
How do you respond?
kick her in the stomach
>>28944127
no, sorry, you're definitely too fat. Hit the stairmaster.
>>28944127
>My eyes aren't so great, get over here so I can check
Then I get her in bed and fuck her good.
Once upon a time, there was a woman who had a faithful dog; so faithful, that the woman could leave her baby with it and go out to attend other matters. She always returned to find the child soundly asleep with the dog watching over him.
One day the woman left the baby in the hands of the dog and went out shopping. When she returned she discovered a nasty scene. The babies cot was dismantled and his nappies & clothes were torn to shreds with bloodstains all over the bedroom where she left the dog & child. The woman wailed, looking for them both.
Then, she saw the dog emerge from underneath the bed. It was covered with blood and licking its mouth. Without much doubt, she clubbed the dog to death...
As she continued searching for the remains of her child, she beheld another scene. Close to the bed was the baby who, although lying on bare floor, was safe. And under the bed- the carcass of a jackal- torn to pieces in what must have been a fierce battle between it and the dog.
>>28944125
nice story op
>>28944125
#lolwomen
let's turn this into a woman hate thread, shall we?
wan wan...........................you're a hero.............
That feel when you've got no bf, right familia?
:c
It's a bad feel tbqh
>have really cute friend with similar interests
>he's too depressed to like you
>have a friend for a while who suddenly shows more interest in me
>"nothing matters now that overwatch is out"
>literally too busy playing overwatch to talk to me
WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT?
REEEEEE GET OUT NORMIES
From here on out this thread belongs to sadgays with no bf
You've been diagnosed with terminal brain cancer and have decided to kill yourself.
What is your method of suicide?
Looks like my brain will kill myself for me
Hope it blows the guilt and hopelessness circuits before it does so
Old Age.
I'm not going down without a fight, even if it's hopeless.
I'm stubborn like that.
>>28944031
I'm just gonna assume at this point I have no friends or anyone I love that cares about me.
Death by suicide coaster would be nice
>mfw I ironically called my girl a cock bunny and she liked it unironically
>>28943943
>my girl
NORMIES LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
call her a dick rabbit next time
Millenials will truly be remembered for one thing over all else by history: completely and utterly misusing the word "ironically" until it's true meaning was left forgotten by time.
REEEEEEEEEEE
>daddy and mommy are not at home tonight
>do you want to play doctor with me?
Wat do?
>>28943940
W-what is doctor game?
>>28943940
Sure sweety.
Lay in bed and pretend you're in a coma.
I'll go downstairs and grieve by watching TV.
thats a creepy looking doll
>tfw got my first full time job
I'll be working for Coca Cola
>>28943923
What exactly are you going to be doing?
Coca Cola is a massive corporation that has dozens of different jobs within it
sucks to be you fag
everyone who knows a shit works for pepsi.
>>28943955
Front line employee, merchandiser
Are robots creeps?
Got some great pictures of this big tit milf getting a massage at resort. Was in Fiji for holiday with family last month, this shit was the only good thing about that awful third world fuck hole.
Sorry for low quality, iPhone blahblahblah got a few with her face, not sure about posting them, privacy etc.
Fiji is infested with pajeets why the fuck would you go there. Fijians are Ok though
>>28943915
>Family pays for holiday to fiji
>WAHHHHHHHHH my life sucks, this country is shit cause they dont have 5 guys and tendies
go fuck yourself
here's another one, want more?
>meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
how do you respond?
>>28943845
If it's feeding time, I give the cat food.
Otherwise, I lurch suddenly in a random direction to startle the cat and make it fuck off.
>>28943845
Poor fella.
>would feed / 10
bub thread
here
original bubs
>>28943801
im sad this one bubs player hates bubs soo i will post a tribuuute to him !!!
bubs forgive him
yet more
so i have my first job and first dinky apartment
i dont get taxes.i think in april i payed them all but i might have messed up. i mean taxes are taken out of your paycheck automatically, right? and since i work a near minimum wage job, i dont think i owe anything extra.
i mean, if somehow i did fuck it up, would they contact me first, or immediately arrest me? would they be a little sympathetic if i said i didn't really know what i was doing? if you owe 0$ in taxes to the town or whatever, do you still have to fill them out?
Why didn't you just look this up? Taxes are not taken automatically out of your paycheck, you have to report your annual income. At least you should have gotten an accountant if you really didn't know what you were doing.
>>28943734
>i mean, if somehow i did fuck it up, would they contact me first, or immediately arrest me?
kek. No, anon. If you did mess up, the IRS will send you a letter pointing out your error, and you'll have to pay the difference. It's no big deal.
>if you owe 0$ in taxes to the town or whatever, do you still have to fill them out?
I believe if you make more than like 10k a year you have to file.
>>28943734
Calm down spastic. You file taxes every April. Unless you owe a shit ton they wont come after you but there are penalties for filing late. IF you're a minimum wagekek then you'll most likely get a refund at the end of the year.
I want an ugly NEET gf right now.
>>28943725
It's a rather revolting experience. It's a great confidence and motivational booster though. You'll see yourself as better than some people and/or improve similar flaws you observe from her. Also, knocking out the virginity is nice.
>>28943725
ew is she pissing in that bottle?
>>28943725
Go on an online dating website. The uggos are desperate for anyone that has their shit together to any degree
