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I took two tabs of LSD 2 hours ago and I just wanted to make this post to let everyone of /r9k/ to know that I hope you have a good day because it's life is so bright and fun okay :)
>>28938573
>dudeeee lsd grateful dead terrence mckenna hueheuheuehu lmao xd!
I hope a sniper fucking mauls you
I needs some LSD too, where to get in UK?
>>28938603
You can order them from 'research chemical' sites from Europe. 1P-LSD has the same effect as LSD, but it's 'legal' (loophole).
Do you put ice in your beer?
No I do not do that.
I actually don't drink beer because I'm not a fucking inbred.
No, I drink 24 oz bottles of malt liquor straight from the fridge
The 40 oz bottles get warm and gross halfway through
Fellow virgins, how many friends do you have?
For someone to count as a friend, the following has to be met.
> They initiate conversations with you.
> They request to hang out with you, or do something with you.
And they do these things at least once a month.
I have 0 friends.
I have two of them.
>>28938464
>those requirements0fucking kill me
0, but by these standards, 98% of the people at my school also have 0 friends.
How does stuff like this still hapen to women?
I mean it's 2016!
The thought that a girl could ruin my entire life with either a false rape accusation, or the accusation that she now considers what was at the time consenual sex, rape absolutely terrifies me.
Her opinion of me could sour and then my life could be over just like that because of a bad break up or something.
>>28938442
Wew lad. Can only hope they actually get violently raped some day
Should've never let the stupid cunts vote IMO
>>28938442
>'He emotionally coerced me to say "come and fuck me" with a beckoning motion!'
Reminder that the law of attraction is real. It's the reason why you all live such shit lives. You think nothing but negative thoughts and the worst that can happen. This will continue to happen if you don't make a change.
Fuck yeah spyro! Also you're absolutely right, positivity begets positivity.
>>28938411
So if Tyrone shot you in the street and took your wallet, you would blame yourself then?
>>28938411
Reminder that you're a normalfag, nobody cares what you think, and you should just get off my board.
>be teenager
>see some cool shit on tv with guns and bombs
>immediately get up and start jumping, cackling, and jerking my hands around in a spastic manner
>learned to control it at 20
Anybody else did something similar or worse?
Yes but controlled it in public since a kid. Still do it sometimes in private.
>>28938389
When I get really exited or BTFO someone in an argument I shake my hands almost like I'm typing in one of those hacking movies
it gets the energy out
That is literally the opposite of autism. It is called an rush of adrenaline.
First of all, let us start out with the very definition of "thirst." This doesn't refer to the want of a liquid, but for the desire of something. In today's society, the term mainly refers to and is derogatized towards men who find women attractive online and begin to say nice things to them in order to get their attention. That being said, it can also be flipped towards any gender with a desire, or "thirst" for sexual excitation. The very first usage of the term goes back to 2003, when a user submitted it to Urban Dictionary with the definition being that of someone that is too eager to get something. I'm quoted in parenthesis (especially sexual desires.) Noting that this information comes from Know Your Meme, we can certainly equate the term in it's entirety to that of an internet meme.
Memes are the sigils of the internet, reprogramming symbols that work on a subconscious levels to affect the behavior patterns and brainwaves of the unsuspecting individual. It almost works on a hieroglyphic level of newspeak, where a picture and caption represent what a mere sentence used to. Though this term was coined in 2003 by some anon, it wasn't until a rapper made the term popular in widespread culture. As media puppets usually do when offered large sums of money to spread ideas through culture, Chicago born DeAndre Cortez Way or as he is known by most, Soulja Boy; spread the term in his widely popular hit "She Thirsty" which was originally a derogatory note against money-grubbing females. Since that time, there have been dozens of variations of the term submitted.
Eventually journalistic whores Buzzfeed got involved, posting several pictures from data-mined social media accounts into a list-based programming module in which to familiarize people with the definitions of the term and those who would properly fit it. Now that the cancer has spread, sky is the limit as far as infection is concerned. A user from 9gag by the name of Accipehoc (whose real name seems to be Andy Le according to TasteKid) then creates a meme which garners several thousand points of acceptance in the online community. According to most of the information I can find from this gentleman, he is an avid gamer and many memes are attributed to his name upon a simple Google search. Hence, it makes him a great vehicle for the spreading of this virus in such a comedic and unexpected way. Users on FunnyJunk, Twitter, Tumblr, Vine, Instagram and a plethora of other Web 2.0 conflagrations have used the term as of recent and now it is modern culture. In essence, it's the same thing as calling someone a "square" back in the seventies. It isn't a term that one wants to be affiliated with, as well as the term "basic" which I am also sure is based on meme culture and the literal equivalent of "square" in this generation. But I will get to that in a later article.
What I have seen, is something quite staggering that will perhaps carry far-reaching effects to future generations and their children (note to parents: stop feeding your children full of junk net culture and get them off your cellphones) although most do not yet realize it. Men and women are often using the term to judge each other, with the words slut and manwhore on the way out as the newspeak "thirst" seeks to completely replace them. The comical thing about this is that human biology points to procreation and even monogamy isn't a common thing in the animal kingdom. It's nearly exclusive to us. Animals do not marry, nor do they have certain ceremonies in which they are designated to stay together; but because of land and religious programming, we decide to do just that. While marriage is not the focus of this essay, it is this statute that gives the term "thirst" a steady hold on today's society. If we're not biologically prone to sticking with one mate for the rest of our lives, then why are we looked upon in such disdain if we choose to do what is natural and let loose our primitive urges towards attractive women?
Homosexuals do not feel the same disdain towards each other, and it almost seems that if you're a gay man or woman in society you won't have as much to worry about insofar as being with many different mates. There are plenty of bars and clubs where individuals of that sort can mingle and mate and move on about their business, but it seems like there's a bit of a difference when one is considered a cisgendered (straight) man or woman. Both men and women can indeed share this thirst for each other, and though the sexual attractions for women are different than men (women are more emotionally attracted, while men are more physically attracted) it is still a very common occurrence.
Yet men are afraid of being labeled as thirsty or considered by women as such, because it is somewhat instilled upon in society that one can no longer follow one's sexual urges. When a man sees something pleasurable, he becomes aroused. When a woman sees something pleasurable, she also becomes aroused. It has been this way since humans first walked upright. Menstrual blood was considered sacred and was used to adorn graves. The woman was known as that which "bleeds and does not die." It is not only common for men to lust after and worship women, it is hereditary. Men have been putting women on pedestals for centuries, finding pleasure in those of ill repute and asking for the most heinous of pleasures to be delivered upon them. All of this is natural for animals of our nature.
Tfw no curvy bune gf
>>28938203
>tfw physically-massive furfag who still lives in his mother's basement at age 35
>>28938246
>>28938246
>>28938246
I know half of that feel bro
>>28938246
You're a big guy. I can't resist.
>Be me
>Girlfriend
>Just got in to milkd BDSM
>Watched 50 Shades of Grey
>Pretty sure catalyst that sparked interested in BDSM but whatever
>Says 50 Shades of Grey is Good
>I know is bad
Since I'm an insecure little OP I need your advice 4chan. Thoughts of 50 Shades of Grey anyone?
50 shades of grey is amazing
>>28938261
I'm going to get my girlfriend pregnant, then punch her in the stomach then kill myself as some sort of BDSM ritual.
Retarded. It is frankly a disgrace that women gobbled it up to such an extent that it became one of the most popular books ever.
Literally embarrassing. Women are stupid as planks of wood.
They also apparently fantasize about being used as a sex object by a billionaire
hey bros, My girlfriend and I plan on having 4-5 kids. So far, we came up with four possible names for boys, and four for girls. I'm pretty proud of the list I came up with, check it out and tell me what you think:
Boys:
Leo
Axel
Alexander (Not Alex)
Otto
Girls:
Emily
Amelia
Elena
Ana
what do you think, bros.
>>28938196
Alexander will be a homosexual 100% guaranteed. Just like Axel will be a true robot. Ana will be ugly and obese.
They will be robots or vapid whores. Also don't call us bros if you're not a robot.
>>28938196
>Leo
alright
>Axel
either some eccentric or complete robot
>Alexander (Not Alex)
too old
>Otto
pothead
Girls:
>Emily
alright
>Amelia
alright
>Elena
>Ana
are you slav? these are clearly russian names
Am I the r9k champion?
No. I've never met another person with my name. I've seen it mentioned rarely in old English texts. That's it.
>>28938140
For a born loser, I'm happy you finally won at something, anon.
>>28938140
First name is very common, 18th in the country
Last name is not.
Only 1 with my full name.
Do I win?
>Robot, you're right! All women care about is looks and height, so messed up! I value you and your personality and what a good guy you are. I'll date you! In fact, I'll devote myself entirely to you right now, emotionally, sexually and in any manner you want.
>>28938105
Then take those clothes off and hop in bed, baby. You say you want to devote yourself to me? You can start by taking my big juicy cock into your sweet pussy.
All robots feel entitled to 10/10 girls yet hate girls for wanting Chads
>>28938105
T-thanks. Then how about we get a home and we could have sex on a regular basis, travel a few times a year, maybe have a child and grow old together.
The Statue of Liberty wishes you a Happy Memorial Day, anons.
>>28938104
>tfw no shitting dicknipples
>>28938149
This is America, not Japan.
>>28938104
>tfw forgot memorial day
What is the context of this image?
Pepe hanging from the ceiling holding some popcorn
>>28938016
The thread # 28938016 on 4chan's /r9k/ board.
Strictly speaking, an anchor HTML element with the class fileThumb.
>>28938016
he gettin he dick sucke
>origanlly
I'm a "successful" wageslave but I hate it. I'm anxious all the time and want to kill myself every morning instead of having to face another day. I have college degrees that I wish I'd never gotten because it's impossible to get neetbux with a high level of education. I wish I had dropped out of high school because of my mental problems, instead I fell for the "push through it and work hard" meme and managed to luck into two easy degrees that make people think I know what I'm doing when I don't.
I would love to be able to wake up, go to bed, do whatever whenever I want. watch anime, play video games, take a nap. no need for a concept of time, no responsibility. please, tell me your neet stories so I can live that life vicariously
no bitter "grass is greener" neets, plz
Assuming this isn't b8...
If you've got the education, why not become self-employed? It's basically the best of both worlds.
>>28938003
this sums it up prtty nicely
>>28938082
because I've already got a job that pays well and I'm too chickenshit to quit or try something else because I'm afraid of failure
