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I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF I HAVE TO SIGN 600 PAGES AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DECENT SIGNATURE FUCK THIS IS FOR MY CAREER FUCK FUCK FUCK HOW THE FUCK I DON'T HOW TO MAKE A NICE SGINATURE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK ALL OF YOU
>>28943317
600 pages of what?
hold your pen at an angle, write your name fast, practice that
>>28943338
OF A FUCKING WORK THING
maybe this life is hell and when we die we go to the real world
maybe anime is the real world
>>28943225
>maybe this life is hell and when we die we go to the real world
Maybe this is hell and we're here for eternity because we were evil in our anime lives.
>>28943225
Quit shilling for r29
>>28943295
maybe we NTRd the MC and the MC was jesus and actually a really cool guy
>Tfw no one to fap with
>>28943181
I'LL FAP WITH YOU ANON ^-^
>>28943340
Proof?
proofblox
>>28943353
u-um you'll just have to believe me! Trust me I am fapping right now >//<
so after high school ended my quasi friend/acquaintance moved from colorado to california to go to college
hes at a polytechnic school
hes not coming home this summer cause hes going to travel europe
but he'll be back in denver this december
i have done nothing over the past 2 years since high school ended
is there a way i could learn what hes learned in what will have been 2.5 years in just 7 months?
i dont have the money, grades, intelligence or social skills t get into college.
so any reasonably cheap programs or books i can buy that will teach me the same stuff hes learning?
i dont want to have to face him and have nothing to say when he asks what ive been up to
thankfully mummy never got me a phone and i dont have faceberg
>>28943176
Go to codeacademy and finish all their basic tutorials. Then build something simple like an app that calls people a faggot or something. Coders get respect.
>>28943176
Aw, come on dude. You could have at least waited 12 hours before you posted this again.
>>28943254
i need more suggestions. the first post didnt get very helpful responses
>just took ambien
>forcing myself to stay awake
>got about 30 minutes into it last time before the keys jumped off my keyboard and ran around the room beckoning me to chase them
Seriously this shit is like what Hollywood makes you believe acid is like.
>>28943154
One time I took some Ambien and stayed awake and then forgot I took Ambien already and took some more. This process probably repeated a few times, I don't remember.
Then I got in my car and started driving. Apparently I got a flat tire somehow and pulled onto a side street to call my Dad, who was asleep at home. I vaguely remember trying to find a street sign so I could tell him where I was. Amazingly there were no police involved.
Not that I would know but it seems like you should be careful in case you see something you don't want to see.
>>28943214
>>28943214
You can't have a bad trip it's nothing like acid
You just end up having a semicoherent wander through dreamland while also being blackout drunk
Fun as fuck
how's the job hunt, /r9k/?
plenty of cuckbucks to be made this summer
isn't it basically impossible to get a job in the summer with all the school kids taking them
>>28943073
Not if you have any actual talents
>>28943085
Yeah, so like I said it's basically impossible. I don't even know what your post was trying to convey.
>tfw no small, slightly smelly and poorly-dressed, awkward tomboy gf to pamper
I'll always have my fantasies. that's enough for me.
feels really bad anons
>>28942982
>slightly smelly
>poorly-dressed
what is it about slob girls that robots find so appealing?
Cause that's huge turn-off for me
Asian fembots, do you get along with Hispanic chicks? And vice versa.
I wanna watch Asian and Hispanic chicks have lesbian sex
>>28943376
Me too, that would be so hot
bumping for steamy Asian and Latina lesbian sex
has anyone else just completely given up on women?
>be me
>2008
>16 years old, working in whataburger
>first job ever, very anxious and depressed, but i figure "well might as well try to work before i kill myself."
>shift leader is one of the cutest, most attractive blonde teenage girls i've ever seen. has my exact same personality, we talk to each other during shifts all the time, and shes pretty fucking rad all around
>around the fifth shift, i prepare to ask her out for a date, never done anything with a girl before, nervous as fuck
>before i go to ask her, tall lanky kid around my age clocks in, he's one of the cooks i havent met yet
>before he clocks in, she goes over to him, and they fucking kiss
>turns out they were together
>later on, about 2 months later, she's fucking pregnant
>she becomes a massive bitch and he is a giant asshole to everyone as well
>they argue alot in the kitchen
>i end up quitting after another week
>never felt the same for a girl since, or bother getting close to any of them at work for that matter
So you gave up on women because one of them, who barely knew you at all, had a boyfriend?
What a weak piece of shit. Still, it's one less loser competing with the rest of us, so whatever.
>>28942980
Pretty much this
You fell hard for some skank who got knocked up while working at fast food? 8 fucking years ago? what a cuck.
>>28942921
>tall lanky kid
He was black, wasn't he? You're oneitis got BLACKED.
Should sex be regulated as a commodity or should the sexual free market be allowed to do it's thing?
>>28942903
The free market
Individuals acting in their own self-interest is more rational and efficient than a centralized collective beauracracy
>>28942903
>should
nigger are you serious there is no "should" there is only what happens.
>human behavior is a commodity
Stop being retarded
A girl rolled down her window today and screamed "hey qt!"
Another girl at my work said i smelled good despite only wearing deodorant.
My self esteem is at an all time current highi still thought they were maybe both fucking with me
They were fucking with you. If it happens again show your teeth and pee on them. Maintain dominance at all costs.
>>28942840
Thanks anon. Will showing dominance in such a manner get me a gf?
>>28942911
Absolutely yes. Females like a dominant male.
Alright, I'm really curious. What sets apart robots from /b/tards?
I suggest you lurk more you fucking dumbfuck
l suggest you lurk more you fucking dumbfuck
btards are 10-15 and most robots are 15-18. Still stupid fucking kids, but more ugly, smelly and whiny
Do guys think hips are wide or abnormal? I'm 188cm and wear 32 inch jeans
One anon on /fit/ said they're normal and another said they're weird
>>28942645
>dyel-mode activated
>>28942721
yeah i know, i just hope i don't have girl hips. are they normal?
>>28942769
as long as your shoulders are wider then your hips you shouldn't worry about it.
>Golden State beat the Thunder
> lost my virginity today
Could this day get any better?
>>28942643
Sharks could've won
NBA is fucking rig. They wanted that rematch
>>28942643
what age did you lose it at
ok so
>met girl 6 years ago on a videogame
>we first met 1 year after irl
>awkward etc she spent the weekend at a hotel and we went to the movies
>midway through this she cheats on me with some dealer, not sure why that happened, we were falling out
>i forgive her (i cheated on her the same night too, so yeah)
>i moved to her city and am now doing university in this area, we meet every weekend and sleep together, sex is great, trust is great, cuddles are great, we have the same sense of humor, we have a lot of fun and i dont know how to say this but i am 100% sure she would never leave me, something about how she says things and how happy she is that im around. we are constantly developing new things to do together, everything we see is something new, an inside joke, a memory.
does this have an end? is this what everyone goes through? does it ever stop growing? because it feels like i couldnt possibly ever get bored of this. its been a year now and i only love her more.
Well hopefully you get married and have kids
That's the good end
The bad end is you both break up and move on.
Dont let the robots get you down, just keep trying and it will turn out ok
Obligatory
> REEEEEE FUCKING NORMIE LEAVE
it ends with death after you get married and live a happy life together for many years
>>28942683
>>28942672
one more thing though, she has known for the past 3 years that im transexual and its getting to the point where i really want to go through with it but im scared she's going to cuck me for not having a functioning dick anymore. should i just suck it up and forget about myself? ive been tolerating things pretty well because we crossdress and such, but it will get to a point where i wont be able to crossdress anymore and ill be really depressed that i missed out on this chance.
