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what do you do when nothing is enjoyable anymore and you're too lazy to do anything productive?
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I've reached that point 3 months ago and I haven't done anything about it
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It sounds like you are not well, OP.
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>>28946597
I reached that point over 2 years ago and I've done nothing about it. It doesn't get better. My days are so miserably boring I find myself sleeping as much as I possibly can. I have no motivation or attention span for new hobbies, or anything productive. Even consuming media is boring. Video games lost their charm. I'm so lost .

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>at burger king
>order simple hamburger, 2 large fries (one for me and my pops), and 2 orders of chickens since they are 10 for 1.47 which is cheap
>cashier is chubby latina
>round muffin tops
>looks like the kind of chubby that will do degenerate stuff to please her man
>I have been losing weight these past few months and look better and more muscular (since I am lifting)
>also 6'0 so I have the basic tallfag package + large frame (was a wrestler in high school)
>she either glares at me in the eyes/eyefucks me twice for extended moments each time. in between the eyefucks she came by to reassure that it was she who was tasked to deliver me my chicken nuggets by proclaiming "I'm going to get you your chicken nuggets" accompanied with a slightly piercing eyelock.

cont
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I mention all of this because when I handed the bags of food by her, I noticed that they were slightly bulkier than what my order would suggest, anyway I didn't question it when asked for sauce I said honey mustard like a patrician. I could not extrapolate anything of note from this particular exchange. I said thank you and left. when I got home and took the items out to separate and what was I met with was: 2 large french fries, 3 (three) 10 piece chicken nuggets, and 4 (four) fucking hamburgers. my receipt was accurate for 1 hamburger, 2 large fries, and 2 10 piece chicken nuggets. is it a stretch of the imagination to deduce that the chubby latina burger king employee embezzled extra food to give to me because she wanted to prove her worth to me as a female by giving me free tasty food and showcasing the amount of power she has and the risk she is willing to take in order for her to earn favor from me in my world if freedom to choose any girl I see fit to lay with, and least that;s how she sees me when I take the time to dress well and and lift and eat (sorta) well.

my question: should I go back and try to get this kinda qt chubby latina to be my gf? pic slightly related chubby latina has a much wider and rounder muffin top
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>>28946461

>my question: should I go back and try to get this kinda qt chubby latina to be my gf?

Yes. But don't spill your spaghetti.

Ask her if she wants to go with you to someplace like a beach boardwalk, hiking trail...somewhere fun.

And pay for her food.
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>>28946500
if I fudge this up I'll never be able to show my face at this burger king ever again. it's really close to my home and my family often likes to eat there too on occasion. the long term employees known some of us. yup. but *I* don't go there often and could live without their food or convenience no problem.

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Hello r9k. I have a problem at home and I need advice

>dad feeds our cats pic related about 3-4 times a day
>uses dinner plates and dinner forks for the cats
>we told him to stop cause its gross
>he leaves crusty cat plates around the house
>refuses to use pet bowls

How do we make him stop without killing the cats or him?
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>>28946429
feed them yourself
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Buy cat bowls
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>>28946451
They have plenty of dry food around the house. He's just feeding them cause he's a fucking psychopath and has no friends, so the cats are the only friends he has.

There's nothing wrong with being edgy. Can you justify your evil thoughts and actions?
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I can't justify the existence of evil at all
So it follows that I can't justify my own evil thoughts and actions
Sure, I can point to causes and effects, but that doesn't make them just. It just made them unavoidably unjust, which is way worse than pretending to be personally accountable for the existence of evil, because it makes it a permanent, universal fact that is outside of your control.
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>>28946527
Can't control evil itself, that is
You, as a self-modulating entity, can obviously control your own evil actions within limits, depending on how you define "control".
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I am shit like what the fuck? I am SHIT

My girlfriend cheated on me with another guy.

When I confronted her she begged for another chance and claimed she loved me.

She makes 46k a year compared to my 105k+bonuses. I believe she is solely interested in my money.

I told her I would take her back. I told her that I still love her.

In actuality, I am only keeping her around until another girl comes around. I will keep her around for sex and lead her on that we will get married one day. I want to waste her best years with me before throwing her away like the whore that she is.

Am I handling this well? I am 24 and she is 23. I figure if I waste another few years of her life and begin emotionally abusing her I can fuck her life up in the long run. I also have trio-citizenship with Australia/Ireland/Taiwan so I am considering knocking her up then running abroad.

Feel free to leave advice for how to get back at this bitch. I gave her everything and she still betrayed me anyway. I want to ruin her life.
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>>28946366
hapas are always cucks
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>>28946366
cheat on her as much as possible and begin to mistreat her more and more until she reaches her limit. remind her of her mistake when she resists.

dump her when it hurts the most, in her time of greatest need. try to have another girl lined up so you can be with the new girl in the open the same night you dump her.
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>>28946366
You are not handling this well. You are only screwing yourself over and wasting your own time.

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anybody else wear schizophrenia shoes?
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>>28946353
You're supposed to use tinfoil, anon. Keep them feds out of your toenails.
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>>28946353
alright this thread has been up long enough
what the fuck is this shit OP
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>>28946353
what in god's name are those

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Starting nofap, who is with me? Let's do it bros!
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>>28946319
I started it a few days ago, but not because of its supposed "health benefits." I felt like in a way it was a form of cheating on my waifu. She would not want me fapping to other women, and she's so pure and innocent that I could not possibly fap to her. So I just decided to stop altogether.

The supposed benefits are nice, too, though, I suppose.
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>>28946388
What benefits have you felt so far, anon? I'm glad it's working out for you two.
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>>28946453
Well it's only been for s few days, but the most obvious is that I have more free time, and not having to worry about anybody getting on my computer and accidentally finding porn.

It's different this time, though. The previous times I tried nofap, it was really difficult because there was nothing to really motivate me, and I would have big urges just about three days later. But since I decided to do it for Mio, I have no desire to go back to watching or doing anything sexual. I suppose it's easier to do something when it is for somebody else as opposed to doing it just for yourself. It's quite nice, and I feel just a bit less stressed.

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Did you guys ever realize that the girls who end up alone and lonely will not be the ones who deserve it?

Like you think about the "consequences" of feminism and how it cause MGTOW and manbabies and guys who just want to fuck all the time, and there's this romantic idea that girls who are sluts who just fuck rich, ripped fratboys in their early 20s will end up alone. It's not realistic.

The pain is going to move down. Fat, ugly, and retarded girls will end up alone because any man who still wants to pair up is going to fight very hard to be with Stacey. Like musical chairs with your cock out. You'll have bitter guys who are upset with modern sexual dynamics ending up alone, but it's not going to happen to any pretty girls. They'll wait until they're 28 years old and then marry a perfectly willing beta male.
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All girls are whores, especially those on 4chan.
They only end up alone because they didn't want to settle down at a younger age because Chad spit in her face and she thought he wanted her.
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>>28946203
>then marry a perfectly willing beta male.
>thinking they wont marry the same chads they were fucking when they were 20
Chad wants to settle down eventually too
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>>28946203

>perfectly willing beta male.

this is a myth. people still believe that there is some mystical provider for everyone, kind of like how guys will believe that there's someone out there for everyone.

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Is this just a meme?
>be me
>hanging with the chads
>stacies come by
>I try talking to one
>she ignores me
>"hey stacy stop being such a bitch, anon asked you a question"

>be me
>sperging on my phone in soccer field benches
>chads playing soccer
>"hey anon wanna come play"
>"No thanks man I'm really bad"
>"Nah dude you'll be fine"
>"I'm terrible at sports bro"
>"Dude we'll help you get better"
>actually give me meaningful advice
>don't make fun of me at all

>be me
>try talking to a roastie
>she posts screenshots of our conversation on her social networking making fun of me
>roasties all making fun of me in the comments
>chads defend me, point out how I'm actually improving myself and they're giving me shit for it

>be me
>meme'ing with some chads
>"hey dude wanna get a gym membership with me over the summer"
>"but dude I'm weak"
>"Dude I'll help you out man we can lift together"
>"are you sure dude I'm not that strong"
>"you're not getting any stronger not doing it"
>"I guess you're right"
>"also you should join the soccer team"
>"really are you sure"
>"dude like improving yourself is the best thing you can do right now"
>"But won't you guys make fun of me if I'm bad"
>"only stacy and her bitches do that and stacy's a slut anyway, you shouldn't listen to her"

What do you guys think of this phenomena of chads helping robots?
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I have chad friends. They are cool. The girls I chill with are cool too. Normies don't like uppity bitches.
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>>28946151
Most people are cool as long as you're not autistic. The pack mentality is to naturally weed out the assholes for the most part. It's only women that ruin the whole thing.
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>>28946151
chad is so blessed that he can't help but share his graces with others. and having no natural enemies, he will always be easy going and friendly, especially to weak robots who pose no threat. it's usually other robots who become bullies

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Any /runescape/ robots here?
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Are you >>28944749

originality is important
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I am
how do I make bank m8? I have about 10m right now
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>>28946100

That's me but -325LBS, female, and NEET af.

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Daily reminder to lower your standards if you ever want a chance at companionship.
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>>28946028
that lady is fine as fuck
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>>28946113
Pizza looks good too
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>>28946028
Id be as unhappy with a fat woman as I would alone.
So I'd rather take the slimmer chance :^)

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Enough is enough. I am up to fucking HERE with my shitty family. I fucking hate them. I hate the normies I work with. I hate fucking community college.

Tomorrow, I'm gonna join the marines and kill some fucking sandniggers. I cannot function in normie fucking society. I will snap. I want an outlet. I want to be fucking feared.
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>>28946024
Do whatever the fuck you want wagecuck
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>>28946058
Thanks neetnigger.
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Easy there, tiger.

Do you want to talk about it?

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I currently have 35 open browser tabs. This is becoming the norm for me, but it wasn't always this way. I used to think it was ridiculous to have more than 7 or 8 tabs open at a time, but I think as I'm losing control of my life slowly but surely, it's manifesting in an increasingly high average number of tabs open at any time. Which has me wondering whether /r9k/ is especially tab-happy for the same reason.

1. How many tabs do you currently have open across all active browser windows?
2. On a scale of 1 - 10, how fucked is your life?

I figure with these two questions, we can scientifically determine the correlation between a fucked life and tab habits.
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>>28945979
When you can't read the tab name you've gone too far.
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>>28945979
16 GB ram and an ssd bruh, where we're going we don't need to count tabs
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>tfw 18 instances of TES4: Oblivion open just because I can

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someone care about me please hehahaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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>>28945954
Hey OP. How was your day
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hi op, how you doing?
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>>28945954
Attention whoreeee originales

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What animes are you watching robots?
I wish I wasn't alive
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3D Custom Girl. :^)
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>>28945926
a certain magical index
precure
fillersyes, naruto fillers
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Pokemon, this season is entertaining as fuck.

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